Thanks for Not Marrying Me
After three years in a long-distance relationship, I went straight to the courthouse as soon as my flight landed, ready to marry Willow Payne.
Instead, she showed up holding a newborn baby.
Without a trace of guilt, she placed the baby in my arms.
"This is Rachel, my daughter with Preston. You can raise her from now on."
My mind went blank. Standing beside her, my childhood friend, Preston Webb, burst out laughing.
"Willow and I got drunk one night, and one thing led to another. We ended up sleeping together. Your time working out of town is finally over, and now you get to come home and be a dad. Hell of a surprise, right?"
I stared at them. "Do you seriously think this is funny?"