How to Avoid Death on a Daily Basis
As a student of the dark arts, I’d have to say it was a stunning example of psychological manipulation — or it would have been except the fucker actually meant it.
The fight went out of Claire and she threw her arms around Maurice’s neck and buried her face in his shoulder. She mumbled something. I love you too, You complete me, You are my sunshine, my only sunshine, blah, blah, blah... I don’t know what exactly, I was too busy trying not to throw up.
What is it about sincere emotion that makes people suddenly spout cliches? And for everyone else to act like they’re hearing the greatest poetry ever?
Flossie looked fit to burst with joy and had Dudley’s hand so tightly gripped in hers he look