Redhead Funny Novels & Stories

Kyle’s fucking voice comes, and I know exactly who he was talking about. “I think by the end of the day, redheads are said to be fun.” One of his cronies snickers. Don’t lose your shit, Sebastian… Walk. My eyes are blazing as I make my way over to the door, but it’s his next words that snap the last threads of my self-restraint. “Think she’ll be up for anal? Who cares? I like to surprise them, and by then it’s too damn late!” He asks them, before bursting into laughter.

Rocky said, his eyes lighting up. "Your ideas are always terrible, man," Red snickered, rolling his eyes again. "Ugh, listen first before you roll your eyes like a teen girl. You know that's a bad habit, right?" "Get to the point, asshole!" Red cussed. "Uh, what was I saying again... aha! So why don't we flip a coin?" "And why would we do that?" Red said in exasperation. "Listen, if it's heads, we fuck her till... you know," he said with a wink, "and if it's tails, we beat her to a pulp and dump her in front of her home where she'll probably die."

Their breakup remains unknown, but rumors about a third party are swirling around. Leila Walter was another stunning redhead. He definitely lived up to his reputation as Mr. Dangerous. Always playing around, having a good time, as if life was one big game. My screen continued to display more redheads. Damn, they were gorgeous, chic, and classy in every photo. What was the deal with his obsession with red hair? But Zoey was blonde… The next morning, I woke up to find myself drooling on my pillow. I had overslept a big time.

She had red hair which now most probably looked messy. Fiona blinked in surprise as she took in the unexpected scene before her. Her eyes widened slightly as she realized that Leon seemed to finally pull away from the lady who had vibrant red hair that now appeared disheveled. Scott cleared his throat before chuckling hard. Fiona could notice the blush from Leon but not from the red hair lady, Fiona couldn't help but giggle at the sight, her cheeks turning slightly pink. "Well, well, well, looks like someone had a passionate morning," she teased, raising an eyebrow playfully.

That one man who is known for his ruthlessness, his lack of commitment to love and ladies trailing after him. Her hair, now dyed thick red, rests on her shoulder giving her a totally different look. You would pass her for one of those red haired ladies you must have read about in a cowboy story. The door pushed open just as Mauryn stepped in. She stood by the door, grinning sheepishly. “ There goes, Tasha in a red riding hood!” She said, chuckling softly. “ Glad there’s enough spark in you. Might burn some couple of men down.” She said, chuckling loudly.

The clubhouse buzzed with the usual noise, but my mind was locked on that door, wondering what business the redhead had with the prez and who exactly is she. "Seriously, Death, you couldn't have made a bigger mess down there in the cells. It's fucking disgusting. I almost feel sorry for the poor bastard," Ironhead shouted as he passed by the bar area. I barely glanced his way, my eyes still fixed on the prez's door. "Just doing my job," I muttered, taking another sip of my beer.

“It sure is. Kate would make a great actress with her red hair.” “Guys, I am in a dilemma. I still do not get the part of the joke where all of this is funny.” I stated. “But it is funny.” Karen mused. “ You have had this man on your radar for so long. From the way he keeps coming at you. He is definitely not letting you out of his sight anytime soon. And to make things worse, you moaned, Kate. Girl, you fucking moaned.” “That is a direct ticket to your pussy show,” Bianca added.

he says, tapping his glass against the bar again, “I’ve always liked redheads.” I laugh and shake my head. “That line ever work for you?” “Only every time,” he replies, grinning wider. “But I’ll admit, I’ve never tried it on one already claimed.” “Then maybe don’t,” I say, still smiling, still amused. “Somehow I don’t think that’s the smart move.” He tilts his head like he’s considering it. “No, probably not. But you’re easy to talk to. I’m starting to think Knox might’ve done something smart for once.”

Even though it’s normal having red hair, but not like this little girl standing in front of them whose hairs are deep red like fire and long hair which reaches waist-length, Looking at the hairs that seemed to be real hairs not colored made the people behind the billing surprised; after all, this is the first they are seeing someone like this. When they saw a cute face, which is beautiful at such a young age, it made them sigh in sadness, why their children aren't good looking, and when they saw Ophelia, they were also surprised because she is also red-headed, just like a little girl, and they both can pass as sisters. Such beautiful girls, just like fairies.

The unsure dwarf starts nodding aggressively. “Yes please. That sounds incredible.” The redhead laughs, it’s a deep throated laugh, a proper laugh. She smiles and nods, turning her back to the bar to mix the drinks on the back of the bar. She makes the three drinks quickly, not seeming to measure anything, adding a dash of something to two glasses but not the third, and continues until they’re most of the way full.