Redhead Funny Novels & Stories

Four pairs of eyes glare at me, there is pin-drop silence, and we all look at each other and start laughing. Raven's teeth are red because of the food colouring I added to her toothbrush. Blake has his phone in hand that is completely covered in elastic bands and, both Reed and Ryder have black hair. My prank is a success. “Kiara, my hair is black” Reed whines, and I shrug. He looks hot, with black hair. It gives you the whole bad boy vibe, but his body should be pink. I wonder what happened? and Reed answers for me.

Jack keeps on laughing for a few minutes, then his eyes turned red with a deep hatred for Alex. "You dare to touch my Rose. You don't deserve to be alive. Ha, ha, ha."

I played along. “Maybe that’s exactly how I can solve your problem,” he chuckled. I shook my head with a smile, “You’re not gonna kill my people, Red Eyes.” “Red Eyes?” He parrotted, “You’re not scared of these cursed eyes?” He laughed at his own remark.

“I thought you said you didn’t have a crush?” I straightened just then, realized she’d played me like a damn fiddle. My face started to burn hot and I flipped her the middle finger. “Ha fucking ha. Real funny, Imo.” She cackled, clutching her stomach. “Oh, it was too easy. But seriously, what’s up with your red-head crush and your uh, virtual…what’s his name…Redline67 crush, yeah?” she stopped talking then, her eyes going wide. “Wait. I just realized Red hair guy and Redline both got red in common. Coincidence?”

Said the other guy. The redhead guy eventually laughed at his companions’ comment that he couldn’t seem to stop himself from making a reaction as well. “It actually turns me on better hearing you scream. I wonder if you will still sound the same once I slide my dick inside your hole.” They let out a synchronised horrible laugh. It was full of malice and was only giving me the chills hearing the two of them who were kneeled above me.

He was a red hair dude. They're both rogues. How can I help you two I said as I placed my grocery bags gently in my truck not to waste any of my delicious goodies. "Randy, I heard he's blind. It makes our job a lot easier." The redhead says. Randy? I remember that name somehow. But anyways, they think I'm blind. Ha. I was mentally laughing inside my head but kept my face emotionless.

She implies and I can totally imagine her scratching her chin right now. “Um I guess so? But we made a pact that were in this together so…yeah.” I say lamely. I am helping him find his fiance's dad's murderer so of course he would help me. I can hear her laughing on the other end and I shrink into my seat in embarrassment. “Oh, your just to funny Sarah Bear.” She laughs. “But be careful hun this is serious and if it gets too much you promise me that you will drop the case.” She says her voice switching from light hearted to serious.

"How did she come about this? We all know that Crazy Mike is power hungry, why will he just give out his company to her?" A lady speaks up at the back of the group. "Didn't you all hear that Crazy Mike had been going crazy these past few weeks? He specifically kept on asking for red heads to fuck. Didn't fuck anyone else except redheads but it was never enough. The redheaded girl in accounting got it so many times that she was sore for days. Imagine how crazy he must have been for a redhead that..." "Red heads? That woman is a redhead!" Someone calls out in the middle.

Flip. The movement was pure theatrical filler. Was the hair actually bothering her, or was this her version of a feminine punctuation mark? It was so tacky. I’d always associated that kind of performative preening with a certain type of shallow blonde...the California bimbo, all sun and no substance. I hadn't expected the Redhead to be so dedicated to the craft. It was irritating me to the point that my left eye had developed a slight, involuntary tic.

March 1965] My hands are sweaty as I hold onto my best friend Emmy. I’m glad I just got my hair styled with that new relaxer, the cut neatly curled into a chin-length bob. When people see me, my red hair is always a shock. Nobody expects a colored girl like me with skin the deep shade of chocolate to have bright red hair and green eyes. “Too pretty for a girl like you,” is what most of them say.