Sweet Dreams
“We’re both adults now, so there’s no reason we can’t discuss sex without it turning weird. Besides, you’re the one who brought it up.”
I grumbled, but couldn’t argue. That much was true. “So, what happened after that?”
“I tried another tactic. For a while last year, I temporarily swore off sex.”
“All of it?”
“Well, I’m no saint. Oral was still on the menu. But the actual act of penetration was not.”
I made a noise of surprise. Was he serious or just trying to get a rise out of me?
“Turns out women get pretty angry when you refuse to fuck any part of them except their mouths. Even if I offered to return the favor, they took it as a personal insult.”