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his girlfriend Maya complained over the phone. "I've been trying to give you a hint about this but I guess you didn't get it. Maya I'm breaking up with you". "What! you can't do that, why are you breaking up with me?" "I'm just so bored of this relationship. Just delete my number and never call me again" he hung up. "How long have that girl lasted?" Anika asked. "About three weeks". That's the longest of all your relationships". "I know, I'm just bored. I mean Maya is a lovely girl but..."

He opened the bottle with his teeth and they started drinking. He went on about the thousands of fights he had with Naomi, that night being the peak of all the shit that's been accumulated throughout their flimsy relationship and he hung his head on Julie's shoulder. He took her hand as they talked, he played with her fingers. "I wish every girl I dated could be more like you," he told her. "They talk shit all the time and got angry when I wasn't interested ... they want to fuck and then nag about their girlfriends," he blabbed about it. "They said I spend too much time with you, it's not healthy," he went on. "Really? She said that?" Julie didn't realize that his girlfriend was jealous of h

Sophia's said angrily. "My fault, okay? I let my emotions control me," the young man admitted. The girl immediately beat him. "You're a jerk! You really can't control the shape of your tongue when you're angry," "Ouch! Stop it, Phy," he stopped the girl's hand. "Grow up, you idiot! You are still a jerk after all,” Sophia said. "Psh! If I know you are so in love with me back then," the young man teased. "Hey! It's in the past now. Well, I am in a happy relationship I have a boyfriend while you don't have a girlfriend," the girl said joking.

he said and I couldn't help myself from blushing. "It's not even a day, my dear boyfriend," I said coyly. "But it feels like a year to me," he said. "Are you drunk?" I asked. "Always in your love," he said and I couldn't help myself from cackling loud. "You're being so cheesy," I said. He laughed from another side.

'I Learned love from you' School bullies often annoy me with the words I will no longer have a boyfriend. Or no one would make the mistake of cutting me. But ... Of all the school bullies I met, he was the one I loved. '' Baks! Don't you want to be your boyfriend? We're friends, you're the only one. "I just laughed at what Phamela said. She's one of my trusted girls. Reigh also laughed at his question. "How can that be, eh everyone who flirts with him is challenged by sparring!" I just sniffed at the truth.

Mason muttered. "Wow! That's amazing, I love you." Stacey muttered. "I know right." Mason chuckled "So pompous," she laughed. "I love you more babe," Mason said before hanging up. "Are you done talking with your boyfriend?" "Yeah." Stacey smiled. "That's a relief my ears can be at peace now," Jayden smirked, if there was something he loved doing, it was teasing his sister Stacey and it's so much fun because he always got the reactions he wanted but this time Stacey only laughed.

Memo and I later returned to the shore, we were sitting on the white sand comfortably, looking at every wave in the sea. "Do you feel sorry about me?" Memo suddenly spoke breaking the silence. I look at him with a confused face, "what do you mean?" I asked him looking intently at his face, trying to read his mind. "You pretended as my boyfriend in front of your cousin, did you do it because you feel sorry for me?" He asked looking at the far side of the sea as if he was deep in thought. "What if I want you to be my boyfriend?" I asked instead of answering him. He looked at me with a serious face as if something was wrong with what I said.

he threatened making her burst out laughing for his childishness “ My boyfriend is so cute when he's angry,” she said, wrapping her hands on his neck while his eyes widened in surprise, “ so I'm your boyfriend now?” He couldn't control his happiness as he raised her from the Jacuzzi all wet and foamy as he twirled her around while her laughter filled the whole room.

"Lillian, not everyone's mind is in the gutter like yours!" "And even if something had happened, would I still be letting you stand here and yell at me about it?" "She's my friend. We need to build chemistry for the cameras. Of course we're going to be close." "You're paranoid, obsessive, blowing every little thing out of proportion. You sound like some bitter housewife running surveillance." Every accusation landed like a rusty blade, sawing back and forth across a heart that had already gone numb. Then a lazy voice drifted in from the doorway.

"Probably a good idea. Otherwise it might get weird." "Weird how?" "Olly, I'm pretty wound up after this chat. Really, really, wound up. I think you can imagine the rest." "Aching?" "You simply cannot imagine," I moaned. "Yep. You need a boyfriend." "I don't need a fucking boyfriend," I retorted. "Boyfriends come with drama." "A girlfriend then?" "Same same but different." "Robo-lover 9001 Sport Edition?" "Does it come with a vibrating dick? Because otherwise I'm sure it will be a great door-stop."