Ridiculously Funny Quotes

Aku tidak tahu sampai kapan dan dengan cara apa cinta ini akan berakhir. Tak peduli kamu melihatku atau tidak, aku tetap mencintaimu bahkan jika ragamu jauh.

อวี๋เจียวหว่าน คุณหนูรองแห่งตระกูลอวี๋ ผู้มีพละกำลังมหาศาลและฝีมือปลายจวักเป็นเลิศ ต้องแต่งเข้าจวนแม่ทัพแทนพี่สาว ทว่าสามีของนางคือ เซี่ยกู่หาน แม่ทัพไร้พ่ายผู้แสนเย็นชาและมีโรคประหลาดคือรังเกียจอาหารทุกชนิดในใต้หล้า ร่างกายของเขาทรุดโทรมคล้ายกิ่งไม้แห้งรอวันหักสะบั้น คืนเข้าห้องหอแทนที่จะร่วมดื่มสุรามงคล หญิงสาวกลับงัดกระทะทองเหลืองคู่กายออกมาตั้งเตาไฟ กลิ่นหอมของสมุนไพรและเสียงเคาะกระทะดังกังวานปลุกประสาทสัมผัสที่หลับใหลของท่านแม่ทัพให้ตื่นขึ้น “ท่านแม่ทัพ หากท่านยังดื้อดึงไม่ยอมกลืนข้าวลงท้อง ข้าจะใช้ตะหลิวใบนี้งัดปากท่านเอง”

ลี่จูสาวออฟฟิต ตื่นขึ้นมาจู่ๆก็อยู่ในร่างของซูเชี่ยว นางร้ายที่ใครๆก็ต่างถอยหนี ลี่หยางที่แสนเย็นชาเมื่อเห็นนางเปลี่ยนไป ไม่รู้ทำไมจู่ๆถึงได้สนใจนางขึ้นมา ทั้งที่ไม่ชอบนางมาโดยตลอด

She is a Lady, but she spews profanities like they were made for her. She is what you would call....A F*cking Lady. ....••••••.... Zylith Sanders was a mundane teenager until one-day she was sucked into a wash basin and somehow ridiculously ended up in a feudal world without her beloved games and movies. To make matters worse, she was sold off by slave traders to the horrid Noble house of Ronales as a petty maid. But that was not the end of her worries, Dear Zylith, the feminist had a long struggle ahead of her when she meets the mighty King of this feudal kingdom and becomes his pretend consort. With a king that likes to poke deadly humor at her, and a bamby girl who wanted nothing to do with the ancients. How will the poor teenage feminist cope with only her sarcastic mouth to rely on! Just dive in and read on to find out Zylith Sander's romantic plight.

Rosalia Nuñes is wrongfully kidnapped by the notorious Leonardo Sal. A ridiculously hot but despicable man who cares for no one else but himself. With all attempts to escape him, she must learn how to survive and stay true to herself and prevent the hatred for him from consuming her. Will she ever see the man behind the façade, or will she kill him at the first chance she gets? Moreover, two worlds collide, when betrayal, secrets, violence, passion, and power surface. ----------   “I will be the second person you send to a mental institution.”  Ruining her life purposefully. And all for what?  Because he has the power to.  Who gave him the right to play GOD?  “I swear, if I make it out of this alive, I am going to kill you, imbecile.”

Amaryliss Altazar. An orphan who was adopted by a wealthy family but treated poorly. She has a past that no one must not know. What if she met the man from his past and makes him remember the dark secret she burned a long time ago? And what if she met a new man who either break her thoroughly or help her fix herself again.

" the fire takes everything with it, love, pain, happiness. worst of all, it's never enough. "Ruby Hart did everything she could to maintain a normal life with nothing out of the ordinary but the discovery of her older adoptive sister being a Nyx turns everything upside down. A very old and powerful vampire comes into town determined to take the life of Eliza Hart and break a thousands of years old curse. In doing so, he discovers that Eliza's sister is his soulmate, Ruby. Ruby thought her life couldn't get more hectic, then it did. She realized her ancestry and how extremely dangerous she could be when ticked off and the fact that she could blow up a place with her mind, like, literally.

J'ai enfin osée envoyer et déclarer ma flamme au gars qui hante mes pensées depuis 2 ans maintenant,celui qui paraît inaccessible au premier abord mais je continue d'éspérée que tout est possible,même un amour interdit

Inalok ng kasal ni Glazer si Maureen hindi bilang asawa kundi bilang slave ninto upang maging kabayaran sa tulong na ibibigay niya sa ama ninto,ngunit ang kasal ay paraan lamang ni Glazer upang makaganti sa ama ni Maureen,nais niyang si Maureen ang magbayad ng lahat ng kasalanan ng ama ninto sa kanya,kaya't gagawin niyang lahat upang maiparamdam kay Maureen ang ganti ng pagkapoot niya,pahihirapan niya ito, hangga't maramdaman ninto ang sakit at pagdurusa na naranasan din niya ng dahil sa ama ninto. Ngunit lumipas ang panahon na nasasaktan na rin siya sa ginagawa niya kay Maureen at may parte sa puso niya na sumisigaw na mahal na rin niya ito at handa na siyang iparamdam dito ang kanyang pagmamahal ngunit sa paanong paraan dahil sa panahong iyon ay puno na ng pagkapoot ang puso ni Maureen para sa kanya at handa na siya nintong talikuran.

Natasha Bennett, a 22-year-old aspiring writer, is no stranger to rejection—fifteen failed proposals in three months, to be exact. Just when she’s ready to throw in the towel, she makes one last attempt at a top New York entertainment studio. The result? Another rejection… and an embarrassing mistake that she’d rather forget. But then, things get weird. She suddenly has a stalker, and out of nowhere, the same studio that rejected her changes its mind. Excited, she rushes to the meeting—only to find the ridiculously arrogant (and annoyingly attractive) producer blackmailing her into a three-month dating contract. Now stuck in a fake relationship filled with chaos, awkward moments, and unexpected chemistry, Natasha must survive the deal without losing her mind… or her heart.