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It worked. “What?” I questioned skeptically, and she giggled in a surprisingly feminine way. If I didn’t know any better I’d say she was nervous. But confident people like Brody didn’t act like that...unless they had good reason. I liked her laugh a little more than I should have.

Great. So I do what any rational woman would do, I give up. I slide my dress back on sans bra, and of course, I’m busty, so now it’s a whole problem. My boobs are jiggling with every tip-toe toward the door, and just when I think I’ve made it out, he lets out the softest, tiniest fart. I stop in my tracks. My eyes widen. And then I giggle. Like, full-body, shoulders-shaking, silent giggles. He’s too hot to be real, and now he farts like a Disney prince? I’m dying.

“Until tomorrow!” Siobhan laughed as she fingered the plastic cuff. We had just gotten into class and told our curious classmates what happened. “That is actually funny. Let’s see if you both survive today without tearing each other apart.” She smirked and winked at Andre. “But this is an interesting thing though, are you getting any kinky ideas, babe?”

I looked over to Gina who was laughing again, and I noticed that she was the only one who didn’t drink her shot. “Why are you laughing?” I demanded and she sobered up. “I wasn’t laughing at you, Ari, just at some of the things the guys are saying. They’re so funny.” She explained and I blinked at her, unsure of how to respond right now. As my bestfriend, she wasn’t supposed to be laughing at all right now. “Why aren’t you taking the shot, Gina? I know you’ll rather drink than to fuck her. Even though you might not do girls, you can still admit when a girl is hot or isn’t, right?” Ethan’s voice cut through my thoughts before I could respond to Gina.

The phone dinged. BRIDGET: So you DID get laid I still was not going to answer that question. Not to Bridget. BRIDGET: {Musical Note Emoji} Al got laid! Al got LAID! {Musical Note Emoji} Gritting my teeth, I sent her a gif of a guy beating his head on the desk. ME: Drop it My phone dinged. It was another text from Bridget, but not in our direct conversation. In horror, I opened that message.

Though this tidbit didn’t seem to bother her too much; the glorious dick would still grace her mouth for the duration of her attempt. A slender, short girl approached the middle. As luck would have it, her partner turned out to be a tall athletic fellow. Someone you’d imagine was packing a large cannon beneath the small speedo attire. “Oh boy,” Sienna giggled. Paige nudged her shoulder, “Good luck with that one, right!”

Forcing the answer out of Cassius' mouth seems like a nice option but it's a no-go considering he might distort the truth. Giulio: *GIF of giraffes waving hello and lions in sunglasses* I'm on it. Little bro on the stalk job. Top up my salary, please. *Pleading GIF* Across from me, Gia is stifling his laughter and smiling at me. I try not to shut him up with a smack to his head. I log out of the chat, not wanting to hear any more of their nonsense. I see the last thing Giulio sends before I log out. A photo. Of him and Cassius taking a selfie, pouting at the camera. Fuck me. Cassius is... well, cute. He looks innocent but underneath that is a raging monster who would rip things to shreds.

God. “Let’s take photos! You will relax!” he said and started taking photos of me. “Stop!” I laughed and hid the camera on the phone, but he said: “Okay, then let’s take a selfie!” He sat near me and started taking photos. We smiled, grimaced and made different funny expressions. Then we showed the tongue to the camera and giggled. “See? It’s funny!” he stated and laughed. “You were right!” I exclaimed and smiled. But suddenly, I felt the push. I looked around and understood that we stopped. Raf looked down and screamed:

He bent over gently and spread his legs to gain better balance. In the end- Bff- A weird sound came out at the worst time ever. “Haha, haha!” Sion was the first to crack up. She couldn’t even stand still from how much she was laughing. “My god is this funny! Are you trying to lift the sword or trying to fart?” “Ah, whatever, stop acting tough. You wouldn't be able to pick it up even if you were to fart a hundred times more.” Everyone else couldn’t hold in their laughter either.

I mean look at me. " You totally got us there for a sec " Shawn said and chuckled " I'm serious guys " I said getting pissed " Dude stop the joke, doesn't sound funny coming from you. You are a ladies bro, you are a legend dude " kelvin said. " I look up to you ! " Curt said and drank from his can of beer. " Why aren't you laughing ? " Curt asked Cole. " Because I actually don't see what's funny " he answered honestly. I don't see what's funny about what I said too, I mean I love someone.