I'm the Family Snitch, Not a Doormat
I'm known throughout my family as the resident tattletale, and I refuse to let even the smallest offense slide.
When I was three, Aunt Cassandra stole a piece of my cheesecake. That same night, I ran to Grandma's bedside and wailed as though someone had died.
The next morning, Aunt Cassandra stepped out of her room with her left foot first, and Grandma beat her so badly that she ended up with a broken leg.
When I was eight, my cousin, Penelope Georgiou, secretly hid her lunch money inside her shoe. I immediately tipped off my Uncle Reuben.
Penelope not only received a beating, but also got searched down to her underwear and lost every last dollar.
From then on, Mom established a new fam