Screaming Funny Novels & Stories

I screamed from the stretcher as I was being rolled away. “I…I’m just…breathing?” he squeaked, looking terrified and also somehow amused at the outburst. “WELL STOP IT. YOU’RE ANNOYING ME.” He grabbed my hand. “Baby, you’re doing amazing…” “DON’T BABY ME. YOU DID THIS TO ME. YOU DID IT ON PURPOSE!” “I SWEAR I DIDN’T!” “You’re enjoying this right now, aren’t you?” “What?! NO!” “You’re smiling!” “It’s nerves!” he cried…and then his eyes actually got teary. Tears. Real ones.

Exactly the kind of thing you hear when your best friend is five kinds of terrible. Cameron's doubled over on the armchair with his phone in hand, his eyes watering. He can't breathe, 'cause he's laughing so hard. I'm flat on the couch with an ice pack strapped to my face, and I want to throw something. Preferably at Cam's head. "Stop laughing," I grumble. "But it's so fucking funny." He wipes his eyes. "You should see the comments." "Shut up." I smack my palm against the sofa cushion. It feels like someone shoved a fist into my jaw and left it there. "It hurts."

"Of Course its cold out here my dear! I heard a girl scream so I rushed out in a hurry. And I found you kids here." Morgan cracked with laughter while looking at Jonathan. "It wasn't a girl, it was Jonathan's scream." "Oh! So you scream like a girl Jonathan!" I was the only one who didn't find it hilarious at all. Jonathan felt embarrassed as well. I wish Steven could hold his laughter at times. I could see the roof of his mouth from here! Krulisa smiled as if she just won in humiliating Jonathan. "It was so funny that I didn't even laugh! Now can you shut up Morgan so we can get inside? Because, I don't want to freeze here all day!" This wasn't me, it was my anger speaking through me.

Both of them end up entangled in a comedic display of limbs and laughter. The room reverberates with unbridled amusement, our laughter echoing off the walls. Tears stream down our faces as we struggle to catch our breath, the hilarity of the situation overwhelming us. It is a moment of pure joy, where even the simplest mishaps become the source of endless amusement.

It was epic as the boys screamed, and I had it all filmed. “Damn, damn, damn, damn! I’m going to put some good music on this!” I yelled, feeling elated. “Yeah!” Stacy screamed in my ear, and my eardrum almost split. The boys screamed like ladies as they fell, and it was the funniest thing ever. When it was evening, the four of us walked, giggling on the street, as we rewatched the video of the guys screaming. “But, seriously, was that really me?” Daniel asked, taking the phone.

Damon, Draven and I rolled on the floor as we heard them argue in their squeaky voices. The five mighty Alphas were mercilessly teased by the Green Smoke Gang and us as we sent their hilarious squeaky voice videos to the girls. “Are we dying ?” Lucan asked worriedly in his tiny squeaky voice, sending us to another fit of laughter. “No baby girl, you just found your true identity,” Caius imitated Lucan’s girly voice. “Oh guys, you and Stone will be the death of us,” I managed to wheeze out somehow as I panted for breath due to my excessive laughing fit.

The room spun and before I could stop it, the scream ripped out of me. “AHHH!” The floor went silent for one second. Then, they burst out laughing loud. Ugly. Cruel. Sandra gasped dramatically, covering her chest. “Oh my God, she’s going to faint! Someone hold her!” Hilda kicked her chair back and laughed like she just won a prize. “Look at her face! I told you she’d cry!” Mia whispered loudly, “Maybe she should quit if she’s scared of a rat. How did she even get hired?”

Yes, this Hanna girl was sticking her finger up his ass! " Come for me baby" the girl screamed. Megan kept looking for her damn jumpsuit, going through hanger after hanger. " She is really scandalous! "Said Megan. " Hello?" " Hanna. She screams a lot when she is having sex. And when she's not too. " Megan laughed at her own joke.

♠︎Emily♠︎ . . The shocked faces of the people on the sidewalks we sped past made me laugh harder. A snorting-squealing-giggling maniacal kind of laugh. "Today's the best day of my fudgemuffin life!" I screamed as the winds pulled the flesh on my face taut. "F*ck yeah!" Luna screamed gleefully, tightening her hands around the steering wheel. Breaking the no cursing rule. My hand immediately strained towards the backseats of the car, where our bags were.

Holland suggested, giving me an appreciative smile. They all agreed, and the meeting adjourned. I chuckled to myself as I listened to Samara's excited voice screaming from the other end of the video call. "Hey, you're so loud. Keep your tone down young lady, huh," I scolded her while laughing. She tried hard to contain her screams, and even Audrey giggled softly at me. Apparently, Samara's high-pitched screams were considered cute. "Well, why not? After waiting for so long, you're finally coming home. Finally! And I'm really happy about that," she exclaimed before laughing mischievously, mimicking a villain.