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KRISTINA YSABELLE CRUZ, an orphan who grew up in Wysteria Hope Orphanage, struggled to survive after she was criticized for her lack of strength despite shifting at a young age of 16. She almost lost her sanity if not for the existence of her childhood friend, the same man who she loved for years. LAURENCE GABRIEL ALFARO, the son of the Crimson Snow Pack’s Alpha. A man who yearned for greater power. He has everything in life except for one thing—a mate, his luna. He took advantage of Kristina’s feelings for him; he brought her to his bed and had a one night stand with her. When nothing seemed to go wrong, an unfortunate event turned Kristina and Laurence’s life upside down. Will they still stay committed to one another if it turns out that they weren’t actually fated mates? Who would dare to fight against the Moon Goddess’ will? How would Kristina live without the presence of Laurence, the father of her triplets?

Professor's Maid Triplets (Rodriguez Series 1) Arogante, masungit at strict na Professor si Jayson Rodriguez sa isang Academy. Para sa kanya hindi uso ang salitang awa lalo na pagdating sa kanyang mga estudyante. Chemmary Pelipa aka Che-Che. Isang babaeng galing sa mahirap na pamilya ngunit isa rin siyang babaeng palaban. Pagtitinda ng tilapia ang hanapbuhay ng kanilang pamilya. Nagkasakit ang kanyang ina kaya kinailangan niyang mamasukan bilang isang kusinera sa isang school canteen. Paano kapag magtagpo ang landas ng dalawang masungit? May pag-ibig kayang mabubuo?

Durante cinco años, Santiago Rodríguez y Valeria Núñez vivieron juntos bajo un matrimonio por conveniencia. Incluso después de descubrir que él tenía una amante, ella decidió aguantar la situación con paciencia. Pero todo cambió cuando se dio cuenta de que el niño que había estado criando como suyo era, en realidad, fruto de la relación entre Santiago y su amante. En ese momento, entendió que su matrimonio había sido una farsa desde el primer día. La amante, actuando como si fuera la esposa legítima, se presentó en su casa con los documentos de divorcio que Santiago había redactado. Justo ese día, Valeria se enteró de su embarazo. Si su esposo había sido corrompido, ya no tenía sentido estar con él. Y si el niño era de la amante, entonces debía dejárselo. Valeria, terminando con el amor y las emociones, reveló su verdadera naturaleza y se enfocó en prosperar económicamente. Aquellas personas que la maltrataron anteriormente se iban a lamentar de sus acciones e iban a luchar entre sí para ganar su perdón. Los jóvenes ricos, que se burlaron de ella por ascender socialmente mediante un hombre, se arrepentían y le ofrecían grandes sumas de dinero buscando su amor. Y el pequeño que había sido influenciado por la otra mujer se lamentaba rogándole que fuera su mamá mientras lloraba. * A altas horas de la noche, Valeria atendió una llamada de un número desconocido. Por el auricular escuchó la voz de Santiago, era evidente que estaba borracho. —Valeria, no debes aceptar esa propuesta de matrimonio. En cuanto a los documentos de divorcio… No los he firmado.

Amarillis had always wished to live a life free of duties, restrictions, and rules that come with being a werewolf. She is a young woman pursuing her ambition of achieving freedom. She despises living under Alpha's claws, which is why she decided to go rogue. She left her pack knowing she would be killed the moment any werewolf laid eyes on her, but she had no idea the werewolf would be none other than Daruis Augustus, the alpha of Demon Pelt pack, which is known for being the most ruthless pack in existence. Daruis is well-known for his hatred of rogues and the brutality with which he tortures them. He regards them as the greatest dishonour to his breed, but the question is, what will he do when he discovers that his own mate is a rogue? Will he deviate from his established rules and welcome her, or will he torture her to the point that she regrets her decision and accepts her fate?

Two formidable Lycans are hot on our trail, determined to claim us as their mates. Crescent Moon cowardly slaughtered the Eclipse Howlers, when I found my dying Luna-mother, she made me promise to deliver the mysterious box in her hand to the King and Queen of the Royal Kingdom of Werewolves when I turned eighteen. Xanne, the Beta's hybrid daughter, and me, still minors, are the only survivors of the massacre. But the desperate Lycans, who have searched for their mates for years, sensed us early on, leaving us no choice but to flee from their grasp. Until we deliver the box, we have no time for anything else, and the mates will need to wait until we are of age. But the chase intensifies, and they do everything in their power to catch up with us on our way to the Kingdom. In the end, we have to submit to this powerful divine race. Four fated mates arrive at the Palace, where Eon, a rebel and son of the Royal Chief Warrior, awaits us. When we meet him, the mate bond kicks in again, creating a new bond that baffles us, leading to unprecedented challenges in our relationships. Deception and intrigue tear us apart, pups are traded for power, until we are forced to reveal the secrets that take place between the Palace walls...

My life ended the night mom married Alpha Darius, because that was the night I fell into my new stepbrother—Damon's arms. One forbidden mark. One night of weakness. And now, I’m carrying twins that should never have been possible. A curse. When Damon turned on me, I ran, straight into Rhys—the Rogue Alpha feared by every wolf. He wants my bloodline, my unborn twins, my power. But fate has other plans and soon, I become both his prisoner and his deadliest temptation. Caught between two Alphas and a prophecy that could end our world, I have only one purpose—protect my children, no matter the cost.

Evan masuk ke Crimson Ridge Academy untuk menyelidiki misteri dibalik kematian saudara kembarnya, Ivana. Ivana ditemukan bunuh diri beberapa bulan sebelumnya setelah terlibat dengan geng di akademi tersebut. Evan tidak tahu siapa yang bertanggung jawab, tetapi ia yakin jawabannya ada di akademi itu. Dengan dendam yang membara, Evan bertekad untuk menemukan pelaku di balik kematian Ivana sekaligus menghancurkan mereka yang terlibat. ___

All I did was post a photo of the exquisite pink diamond necklace my dad gave me for my birthday. An intern, however, confronted me in front of everyone. “Miss Anderson, why is my necklace with you? Do you think being a manager gives you the right to steal from others?” I calmly explained that it was a birthday gift from my dad, personally purchased at an auction. She didn’t believe me. Instead, she pulled out surveillance footage showing me entering and leaving her office and flat-out accused me of being a thief. “Some people can’t get what they want, so they resort to stealing. Do you honestly think taking a necklace means you can take over someone’s entire life? And you’re actually trying to pass yourself off as the heiress of Anderson Corporation? Isn’t that completely ridiculous?”

My breath hitched in my throat as he held me closer. His mouth dangerously close to my ear, his hot breath fanning against my skin, as he started to whisper. “You're a siren, Ember. Luring me into the flames. And it just so happens that I'm ready to get consumed.” ____ Ember Flynn thought she'd left her past behind, after her world was shattered with betrayal and tragedy, she rebuilt her life in Florida with her young son. But when she runs into Maverick Nightshade, the enigmatic stranger from her darkest night - Ember's carefully constructed walls start to crumble. As their passion reignites, she's forced to confront the lies and secrets that have haunted her for so long. Can she trust Maverick, or will their love be destroyed by the very secrets that bind them? And when the full moon rises again, will her destiny be sealed or will love set her free?

Sold by her ex-husband after she caught him cheating with her stepsister, Freya the powerless Lycan Princess who had always been hidden has her life turned upside down when she realizes that she had been sold to the cursed cruel Rogue King, Thorne Frost, her father’s enemy to become his breeder. But how would she become his breeder when she has been declared as not being able to bear a child? What would Thorne do when he realizes that the woman he chose as a breeder in a bid to break his curse was no one other than the daughter of his enemy whom he loathed and to worsen it, she ended up being his mate! Would he end up rejecting her or would he put their differences behind them and join hands with her to bring down everyone who had caused chaos in her life? A cursed Rogue King. A powerless Lycan Princess. And Four Babies.