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Sold by her ex-husband after she caught him cheating with her stepsister, Freya the powerless Lycan Princess who had always been hidden has her life turned upside down when she realizes that she had been sold to the cursed cruel Rogue King, Thorne Frost, her father’s enemy to become his breeder. But how would she become his breeder when she has been declared as not being able to bear a child? What would Thorne do when he realizes that the woman he chose as a breeder in a bid to break his curse was no one other than the daughter of his enemy whom he loathed and to worsen it, she ended up being his mate! Would he end up rejecting her or would he put their differences behind them and join hands with her to bring down everyone who had caused chaos in her life? A cursed Rogue King. A powerless Lycan Princess. And Four Babies.

He was about to reach me when I stopped him. “Hands behind your head.” “I didn’t imagine this,” he complained. “So do I, but live a little, right?” I darted my tongue out, licking the tip of his head. “Fuck.” *** With one mistake, Princess Carlott lost everything in a blink of an eye. When she was labeled a fraud, a rogue—a pariah, she escaped her dysfunctional past to where no one would judge her. For years, she has built herself as Carly Storm. No more foolish mistakes, just her uneventful, boring life. Until she stumbles with a grumpy irresistible CEO, Rome Langston—well, not exactly, he’s her boss, and one thing she can’t ignore is full of fireworks between them. She isn’t looking for a hookup. When her boss offers her that proves impossible to resist, maybe that’s all she needs—no commitment, just amazing weekends. After all, she was once a rogue. What can go wrong? Well, that’s precisely what happens. Her past doesn’t just stay where it is, and her secrets threaten to come out. *** Rome just takes over the family business. Until the brunette storms into his office, reporting late as his assistant, complicating everything he believes in. He finds himself torn between hiring or firing her. The last thing he wants is a distraction. But maybe, a distraction is all he needs. What can go wrong with a bit of fun? Besides, he’s just human. When he finally realizes they have something real, just right when a bomb blows in his face, it’s anti-climatic. Worse, the woman he’s in love with is only a royal princess.

Lisa Anindya Seda, cewek ceria dan penuh semangat, rela ngelakuin apa aja demi bisa dapetin hati Edward Dikara—cowok cuek, misterius, dan dingin kayak es batu. Dari rayuan absurd sampai aksi nekat, semua udah dia coba. Tapi ada satu hal yang selalu jadi batu sandungan: Aluna Renjala, si cewek manis-manisan yang hobi bikin drama dan playing victim. Saat Lisa mulai merasa perjuangannya sia-sia, ucapan Edward nyakitin hatinya lebih dari apapun. "Gue jijik sama lo, Lisa." Dan saat itu juga... Lisa berhenti. Dia mundur. Tapi justru di saat Lisa mulai menjauh, Edward sadar—dia kehilangan satu-satunya cahaya dalam hidupnya. Sayangnya, posisi itu udah mulai digantikan Raja Senandika—si cowok konyol yang selalu ada, selalu tulus, dan nggak pernah nyakitin. Sekarang hati Lisa ada di dua arah: kembali ke cinta pertamanya, atau buka lembaran baru sama orang yang nggak pernah bikin dia nangis? Di antara cinta, luka, dan penyesalan—Lisa harus memilih. Tapi... gimana kalau semua pilihan datang terlambat??

“Aku ingin menjual keperawanan ku” ucap Ashana yang putus asa harus mendapatkan uang dari mana Ibunya harus di operasi sedangkan ia tak memiliki apapun lagi untuk di jual selain dirinya sendiri ** Pria yang duduk di sofa itu menatap lama pada Asha, “Payudaranya gede juga, di tambah masih perawan. Gue rasa gue mau tidur sama temen lo itu. Tapi ada syarat nya..” Seringai pria itu langsung muncul menatap lurus pada Asha, “Suruh temen lo buka bajunya di sini. gue juga harus mastiin barang nya bagus apa engga” ucapnya yang langsung di sambut tawa semua orang di meja itu Dan di detik itu juga Asha langsung berlari dari sana. Ia tak bisa. hingga suara seseorang menghentikannya, “Saya akan beli rahim kamu seharga 1 Miliar”

Kayna, une fille au passé plutôt lourd, veut refaire sa vie à 0. Plus de trafics, plus de drogue, plus de prison. Mais quand elle revoit un ancien ami de longue date, rien ne va se passer comme prévue. a t-elle bien choisit d'être psychologue dans une prison?

Coba bayangin gimana rasanya ditaksir sama duda? Iya duda. Itu yang gue rasain sekarang. Bisa-bisanya cowok kalem kayak dia suka sama cewek aneh kayak gue? Pingin banget gue lari, tapi ada buntutnya yang bikin nggak jadi. Bukannya gue nggak mau, tapi gue masih unyu. Nggak lucu kalo gue bener jadi sama si duda, bisa-bisa gue ikutan tua. Untung banyak duitnya, kalo nggak ya babai aja. "Lamaran saya diterima nggak?" "Tapi nanti kasih saya bayi yang lucu ya, Pak?" "Gampang, nanti kita buat."

Apa jadinya jika kamu dijodohkan dengan wanita yang memiliki keterlambatan dalam mendengar atau biasa kita sebut budeg(tunarungu)? Selain budeg, dia juga tulalit. Apakah pendamping hidup seperti ini bisa mendatangkan kebahagiaan dalam rumah tangga? Simak kisah rumah tangga berbalut komedi yang bisa bikin kamu ngakak sekaligus nangis. Jangan lupa simpan di reading list kamu dan tekan bintang limanya. Terima kasih

Cerita ringan, koplak, bikin ngakak dari seorang cewek alay bernama Alana yang diproteksi habis-habisan oleh kedua orang tuanya. Hidupnya selalu easy going kendati sering berkonflik dengan keluarga ajaib dan kekasihnya. Sampai pada akhirnya ia sampai di titik jenuh yang membuatnya hancur dan kecewa. Namun, di sebuah pelarian, ia bertemu dengan seorang lelaki misterius yang membuatnya penasaran. Bagaimana kisah koplak Alana dan hidupnya? Akankah dia menemukan kedewasaannya?

Nineteen-year-old Camille Loeka, wolfless and unwanted, is traded in marriage to a ruthless Alpha. But when she breaks the bond and runs, she awakens a destiny far greater than she ever imagined. Hunted, torn between power and survival, Camille discovers she is the first Tribrid—a being of three ancient bloodlines. Fate marks her as the one for whom many shall fall and many shall rise.

A irmã gêmea de Íris Castelo foi humilhada antes do casamento e morreu. Íris, então, assumiu a missão em um momento crítico: precisou tirar a armadura de guerreira e se casar no lugar da irmã, se tornando a Imperatriz do reino de Gretis. O Imperador tinha um amor falecido, e todo o harém era composto por concubinas que eram “cópias” dessa paixão idealizada. Além disso, ele dedicava todo seu afeto à Consorte Imperial. Como Íris não se parecia em nada com esse amor do passado, todos acreditavam que ela seria desprezada pelo Imperador e logo deposta. E de fato, no segundo ano de casamento, o casal imperial decideu se separar. Mas não era a Imperatriz que seria deposta, era ela quem queria largar o Imperador. Naquela noite, o Imperador se agarrou desesperadamente às roupas da Imperatriz e disse: — Se quiser ir embora, passe por cima do meu cadáver! As concubinas choravam como torneiras, tentando impedi-la: — Imperatriz, não abandone a gente! Se for mesmo partir, nos leve com você!