Sexy Jokes

The cruel and arrogant billionaire, Maddox Richmond, desires more than mere revenge from the smart-mouthed but sexy-as-hell Zara Fisher. He craves to have all of her, to be his and his alone. But will she go down without a fight? ------------- "Did I tell you how sexy you look in that robe?" Sinking his hand behind my back, he helped me sit up and adjusted my back against the handrest. My wrists were still bound, but he seemed in no rush to release me from the torture. "The moment I saw you, I wanted to peel it off you."

EIle a beaucoup à apprendre sur le monde de l'ombre les randonneurs, y compris les dangers qu'ils rencontrent. Il n'est pas jusqu'à dix-neuf ans, Alison Colby, hérite d'une vieille propriété familiale chambre qu'elle découvre le secret que ses parents d'elle. Non seulement est-elle une ombre walker, mais elle est de lignée royale et devrait assumer le trône bientôt. Heureusement, Nick Jackson est disposé à lui enseigner tout ce qu'elle a besoin de savoir, puisqu'il se trouve à être une ombre walker lui-même..et il est amoureux d'elle. Malheureusement, c'est son cousin, Martin concurrentiel... et quand il s'agit d'un concours de femmes, Martin gagne toujours. Un livre Ombre Amour commencer une histoire passionnante, sexy, et passionnante histoire qui continue dans Ombre Amour livre II!

When Dr. Vickie Anderson moves to a small town to become their local physician, little does she realize what awaits her. The sweet and sexy man she falls in love with turns out to be a vampire, the kind and wise woman she becomes good friends with turns out to be a witch, and the local "hottie" sheriff is a zombie hunter! But, then, so is everyone else she knows. Swept into a world she never believed could exist, Vickie must decide whether she has what it takes to live as a doctor by day and a zombie hunter by night.

Book 1 I had heard the call all my life, I know I have to listen. I know I have to help, but this is a world where I do not belong. Hadley helps a 'bear man' she stumbles on in the woods and is exposed to new dangers she never knew existed. This novel has strong language, violence and sexy scenes. Please rate and vote if you like it. Thank you for reading.

Hanggang san ka dadalhin ng Tapang mo kung makatapat mo ang Taong magpapabago sayo???? ROMARY CATHALEA NEPUNAN - Lumaki sa mayaman na pamilya,kaya lahat ng luho ay nakukuha,wala itong gusto na hindi nakuha,.. maganda at sexy siya kaya lahat ng lalaki ay nahuhumaling sa ganda niya,mahilig ziyang makipag fling fling sa mga lalaking lumalapit sa kanya para makipaglandian,pero hndi siya yung tipong halos ibigay ang katawan sa mga poging lalaki,wala ni isa mang muli naglakas na loob na hawakan siya,dahil noong isang beses na may magtangka sa kanya na hawakan siya ay mabilis niya itong pinatumba sa mga tauhan niya.. Jiro Zen - masipag at matulungin sa kapwa ,hinangad ang simpleng pamumuhay, kesa sa buhay na pinapangarap ng lahat. . makikilala nila ang isat isa na magpapabago sa pinili nilang landas. pipiliin pa kaya nila ang gustong pamumuhay o handang bitawan para lang ipaglaban ang pag iibigan.

Life is a deep darkpit, but it's still beautiful. Mazarina is the luckiest when Aeron, the son and heir of one of the wealthiest family in the world, marries her. But little did she know, behind Aeron’s pretty facade is a dark secret—nakatago ang pangit at nakahihindik na nakaraan. The ghost from Aeron’s past is the reason for Mazarina to fear and leave him—with their unborn child. Arin swears not to go near the Griffins ever again. But fate seems not to care about her plans. Seven years later, their paths crossed again when Aeron had an accident and Arin became his doctor. Desperate to win his wife-that-got-away, Aeron swears to do everything just to make a different ending to their story—and pretending to have an amnesia is his way to get close to the sexy neurologist—the only woman who can mend his lonely heart. Will Aeron be successful? Will Arin let him in to her heart? But what about her son who often looks for his father?

Je suis dégoûtée. Tout simplement : dégoûtée. Depuis des mois, j'organise mes vacances d'été avec ma meilleure amie. Mais juste au moment où je m'apprête à partir, qu'est-ce que j'apprends ?! Que mes parents nous ont inscrits, mes frères et moi, dans un camp de vacances ! Comble de l'horreur, il faudra y passer trois semaines ! C'est injuste, je leur en veux. Mais lorsque je fais la rencontre du bien trop sexy Jonson Forwise, ma rancoeur s'évanouit aussitôt. Se pourrait-il que la tyrannie de mes parents me satisfasse, pour une fois ?

Thalia Isabelle Lamnelle is the youngest daughter in Lamnelle Clan. She's a fine lady with a pretty face and a sexy body that any man can kneel and worship as Thalia Isabelle. She’s working as the CEO of their mother’s network company that supplies magazines and newspapers worldwide. She made the company remain on top until Giovanni Flynn Brickser came into the picture. He is a businessman from the Netherlands who runs a huge corporation. Aside from their image as businessmen, they are also part of underground society; Thalia is one of the members of the Lamnelle Clan led by her brother and Giovanni is the big boss in Brickser Clan. Lamnelle and Brickser became entangled not just in business but also in affinity. A marriage that was made out of hatred and strong vengeance, a thirst for justice since laws can’t make pay the real culprit behind the tragedy that took the lives of an important person in Giovanni’s life. Two hearts are on the line; a heart that loves the most and a heart that hates the most. Will Thalia Isabelle be able to conquer the cold heart of a mafia boss that is full of hatred and vengeance? Will the broken vows be given a chance to be reclaimed? Past is always connected to the present and the future so they will reap what they sow.

Welcome to Seaside Oregon, where star sightings are as common as Malibu. It's Hollywood's biggest known secret, the place where rockstars and actors alike go to get away from it all, only now that filming has started on what's said to be the newest blockbuster hit, it's getting harder and harder to get some privacy.Capture: All Dani wants to do is survive the summer on set as Lincoln Green's newest assistant. The only problem? She's a selective mute and the guy won't stop talking or flirting.Keep: Zane "Saint" Andrews is known for a lot of things, mainly his music and sexual appetites, when he stops in Seaside for a much-needed break, he latches onto Fallon, a girl he thinks could be his new muse. What happens when she finds out that the sexy superstar hasn't actually ever had sex?Steal: Ex-boyband member Will just got assigned to represent his ex-girlfriend and ex-love Angelica Greene. Babysitting an actress that high maintenance wasn't part of the plan but he's her only hope, and when they start to blur the line between love and hate, they realize that maybe the past can't just stay there, not when there's so much left to explore in the present.Seaside Pictures is created by Rachel Van Dyken, an EGlobal Creative Publishing signed author.

Calista Ivelle is a beautiful, sweet girl who is mistreated by her family. Her stepmother and stepsister always torture her. Her dad hates her thinking she is the reason for her mother's death. She is leading a miserable life by herself. But the very first day of at university, the seniors ragged her saying she has to kiss the person coming through the main gate. While completing the task she kisses the person who is famous among the girls. Rhino Wyatt a handsome, dashing and sexy industrialist who is the crush icon of England. Every girl in England has their eyes on him. But he doesn't let girls come near him. He is a very angry person for those girls afraid of being close to him. But one day, while entering the university, a girl kisses him and makes him angry. Rhino decides to punish her and starts to bully her. Will Calista be able to go through Rhino's teasing? Will there be something between them or Rhino's teasing will ruin everything? Will Rhino ever be able to know how miserable life Calista's leading? Or will the social status between them destroy everything? Let's read and find it out…