Short Comedy Quotes

"The angel you saw on television? A lie. I am something far darker. Call me the Devil if you like. It suits me." - Rowan Zaroza Appearances is a deciever, iyan ang tumatak sa isipan ni Happy nang makilala na niya ang tunay na kulay ng sikat at kilalang actor na si Rowan Zaroza. Ang mabait at gentle character nito na pinapakita sa harap ng maraming tao ay taliwas sa kung paano nakilala ni Happy ang bago niyang babantayan bilang manager nito. Paano iha-handle ni Happy ang kaniyang sitwasyon lalo na at hindi niya namamalayan na nahuhulog na siya kay Rowan na hindi isang pangkaraniwang artista lamang.

Raina Atmaja, seorang gadis sederhana dengan bakat melukis terpendam, terpaksa meninggalkan impian seninya demi keluarga. Ia mengambil pekerjaan sebagai asisten pribadi Arjuna Dirgantara, seorang CEO muda yang dingin, perfeksionis, dan sangat menuntut, pemilik Grup Dirgantara yang megah. Hidup Raina berubah drastis menjadi penuh tekanan dan formalitas, jauh dari kebebasan yang ia dambakan. Namun, ia diam-diam bertemu kembali dengan Bima Samudra, seorang seniman berjiwa bebas yang tulus menghargai bakat Raina dan mengundangnya berkolaborasi dalam sebuah proyek mural. Perhatian Raina yang terbagi memicu kecemburuan tak terucapkan dari Arjuna. Ketegangan memuncak saat Arjuna dan Bima berhadapan langsung dan memperjelas persaingan di antara mereka. Kini, Raina terjebak di antara dua dunia yang berbeda: dunia Arjuna yang menawarkan kemewahan dan keamanan finansial dengan harga kebebasan jiwa, dan dunia Bima yang menawarkan semangat seni dan kehangatan tanpa syarat.

Kailani Sha'Quan Crawford also know as Malakai, is a 24 years old nurse that works at a private hospital. He's really nice and respectful and keeps to himself all the time. Even though he grew up in the hood, his parents ensure he took the right path. He didn't have it all but his needs were met because his parents works really hard and that was easy because he wanted to go down the right part. They accepted him being different since he was born and that made his life a little easier. Though they expected him to be because he was born different but still normal. Just like every other day, Malakai had to help out his patients and when he walked into the examination room, he came face to face with New York's most dangerous and riches kingpin De'Andrae Clarence Major aka King, 27 years old. He's bisexual and has a 3-year-old daughter named Malaya Brianna Major whose mom gave herself over to drugs 7 months after Malaya was born. The moment Malakai met De'Andrae, he was starstruck by the man. His attractive appearance, his bluntness, and his love for his daughter were priceless. Seeing the two interact made his heart swell in his chest. After making multiple excuses why he isn't ready to have a boyfriend and shouldn't have one, it took one day together for Malakai to see that De'Andrae was actually a good guy but is he relationship material?

He pressed him against the door, breath hot, voice ragged. “If you don’t want this… tell me to stop.” A pause. A heartbeat. “I can’t.” ~~~~~~~~~~~~ Some obsessions aren’t meant to be touched. Some men aren’t meant to be loved. And some desires don’t care. This collection isn’t about perfect love. It’s about the one you weren’t supposed to want— Another man. Your brother’s best friend. Your enemy’s son. Your professor. Your fake fiancé. The man who shouldn’t look at you like that. The man you can’t stop wanting. Every story is a man falling for another man when he shouldn’t—and doing it anyway. Fast-paced, emotionally sharp, and dangerously seductive, every story in Burnt Offerings dives headfirst into the hunger we deny, the rules we break, and the lovers we were warned to stay away from. Some affairs stay in the dark. Others start wildfires. This isn't a love story. It's all the ones you swore you’d never tell. All of them about men who should have walked away from each other… but didn’t.

"Astaga! Bagaimana mungkin aku bisa menikah dengan pria itu!" ucap Alin saat melihat gerombolan pria sangar berpakaian serba hitam dengan gerakan tegas itu. Alin kini berada di kamar lantai dua, bangunan megah itu. Melihat banyak gerombolan pria itu membuatnya bergidik ngeri, sambil menggigit bibir bawahnya. Ia masih berdiri tegang di samping tirai jendela kaca itu. "Tapi, perjanjian itu sudah terjadi, dan akad akan berlangsung lima belas menit lagi, oh Tuhan!!!" Alin akhirnya kembali ke ranjang king size yang sudah didesain seperti ranjang pengantin dengan sepasang handuk yang di bentuk sepasang angsa di tepian-nya itu. Suara derap langkah kaki yang terdengar semakin mendekat ke kamar itu membuat suasana semakin tegang, matanya pun tampak awas memandangi pintu bercat putih itu. 'Krieek' "Permisi Nona! Kami MUA yang di bayar oleh tuan Rizan untuk merias Nona!" Kini, Alin agak bernafas lega. lalu ia tersenyum getir memandangi tiga orang wanita yang membawa koper make up itu. Bagaimana kelanjutan kisah Alin dan Rizan? Yuk, baca ceritanya sampai tuntas 😊

Dewa Mahendra, dokter muda yang berbakat, pewaris tunggal keluarga Mahendra. Sang adik tiri, Reza, yang selama ini diam-diam iri dan membenci Mahendra, bersekongkol dengan tunangan Mahendra sendiri, Sifa. Bersama-sama, mereka menyusun rencana jahat untuk membunuh dan mengambil seluruh harta Mahendra dengan membuat Mahendra mengalami kecelakaan. Namun, saat Mahendra membuka mata setelah kecelakaan, dia justru kembali ke masa sebelum pengkhianatan itu terjadi. Kali ini, keadaan Mahendra tidak lagi sama. Sebuah kekuatan supranatural entah bagaimana caranya kini mengalir dalam dirinya, Mahendra menjelma menjadi dokter jenius sejati. Hanya dengan sekali tatap, dia mampu melihat penyakit seseorang. Tak hanya itu, dia juga bisa menyembuhkan luka fatal dalam sekejap, bahkan memperbaiki organ rusak dalam operasi tak kasat mata. Di tengah upayanya bangkit dan membalas dendam, muncullah Fadia Al Zahra, Ratu Mafia Kota Raya. Fadia menawarkan sebuah kontrak pernikahan yang tak bisa ia tolak: "Selamatkan adikku. Aku akan membantumu menghancurkan semua musuhmu. Tapi mulai sekarang, kau milikku."

"Repeat that, Bella. Say 'no' again, and I promise you that'll be the last thing you ever say on this earth," Damien Alejandro says, pointing a gun to my head. His icy, cold voice sent shivers down my spine, and somehow, his voice scared me more than the gun pressed to my temple. “I…I…I do," I stammered, the words tasting like bile on my lips. “You may now kiss the bride," the priest announced. --- Isabella is kidnapped on her wedding day and taken to an undisclosed location, where she is forced to marry a stranger, Damien Alejandro, who turns out to be a dangerous Mafia king. He claims her father sold her to him, but there's one problem—she has no father. She promised herself she wouldn't fall for the enemy, but what's a girl to do when a six-foot-three, gorgeous man shows a soft spot for her and can't keep his hands off her?

Elena Carter, a seemingly ordinary woman, is unwillingly drawn into the dark, dangerous world of the mafia. There, she meets Luca Moretti — the man who should be her enemy, yet becomes her fiercest ally… and her deepest desire. Together, they will fight for truth, for survival, and for a forbidden love. But is love enough when everything around them is crumbling? Under the Sign of Danger is a gripping romance about courage, passion, loyalty, and the choices that shape our destiny.

Tons of part time jobs, a sick mother and an ever growing bill, Ivy Anderson life takes a dramatic turn when she receives an unexpected offer: to step in as the stand-in bride of a runaway heiress. Alejandro Leone is unlike anyone she has ever known- a ruthless man shrouded in mystery.

“$100,000!” yelled a man with a golden tooth and a scar that looked like it had been carved by a bear. “$200,000!” “$300,000!” The numbers climbed, each one a nail on my coffin. “$1 million.” The entire room froze and practically everyone turned towards the deep commanding voice. "Going once... The Princess of Sinaloa, Sold for $1 million!" *************************** Lola Volcan lived as the princess of Sinaloa believing her family’s wealth came from tequila exports. Her life falls apart when her father is murdered. She is sold by family to the Cali Cartel, led by the merciless Ramon Cali. A man whose name alone silences entire cities. Everyone expects the sheltered princesa to break. But under her delicate innocence burns a volcano of cunning mischief, defiance and rage that is fueled by betrayal. Ramon is enchanted by her wits, courage and beauty as he drags her into his world of luxury, danger and violence. As Lola plots her revenge against the family that betrayed her, she is also working against the Cali Cartel. She finds herself caught in an erotic entanglement with the man who now owns her. Their twisted game of manipulation grows into dangerous obsession and passion. He realizes her sabotage but is already head over heels for her. When the rival Gomez Cartel declares war, Ramon does the unexpected. Lola Volcan rises from the ashes of betrayal, daring to rewrite her destiny. In her vengeance will she spare the man who not only owns her body but now her heart too. Or will she crush him along side all who betrayed her?