Romans & histoires Shrek Memorable Quotes

Happy times she will never forget. "Remember, you always said you love me, and never will depart from me, are you going to fail that promise now? Is your vow going to be something that was just meant to pass through one ear and go out of the other? Wake up please, wake up. I've been doing this every night, so please just open your eyes for me. Wake up Drake, wake up...." ...

He asked. I looked up at him with innocent eyes. “Remind me.” He watched me for a few seconds before laughing, the deep, rich sound reverberating through me. “You cunning cunning woman, you just want me to say it again now, don't you?” I shrugged. “Or I just don't remember, tell me.” “Now who's being whiny?” He asked. “I get to be anything I want to, most especially whiny. Now refresh my memory, what was it you'd said at my crowning ceremony, something about killing everyone on Earth if I ask?”

Bastard. “Good girl. Just tell Keeley you’re training a newb, so he gets two for the price of one. One last thing, Sarah. Remember that a girl’s best friend is her mother.” And the line goes dead. Porcupines, I hate that man. Paraphrasing a quote from one of the best horror films of all time to remind me about my mother—that is a shot way below the belt. Fuck, I guess this means I need to tell you about my mother now. For the love of Captain Hammer’s nipples, I really hate Zeke sometimes.

He laughs but shuts up. “Ok, listen, while we are on the topic of quotes, I have some funny, sarcastic ones,” he says and opens his phone to read some. “Two wrongs, don’t make a right, take your parents as an example,” I laugh. I can use it on anyone who messes with my friends. “Tell me more,” I urge him. “Even people who are good for nothing can bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs,” I chuckle.

"I don't know. They will kill us.. maybe." "I don't want to die yet." He said in a childish tone. "Don't worry, I will protect my prince charming from danger." I said dramaticly and he laughed. "Thankyou, my shrek." "Shrek?" "Yes.. he reminds me of you." He said as he wiggled his eyebrows teasing me. I pinched his cheek hard and then I kissed him. "You're so cute." I said as I put my forehead againts his. "I know I am." When we're about to kiss..

I whined because I was so embarrassed while he laughed at me. "Hate pollutes the mind." He quoted again and I whimpered. "Next time, pay attention!" He stated, giving me a look. "If we’re quoting Shakespeare, I want to add one." I scoffed crossing my arms on my chest. He motioned his hand to tell me to go on. "Hell is empty and all the devils are here." I spat angrily but it only amused him more and clapped for me as if saying ‘bravo.’ "I hate you... go to hell!" I scowled and grabbed my bag to leave the room. When I was at the door he spoke again.

I smiled, happy tears filling my eyes. "His name was Theo and he had the most beautiful pair of golden eyes I've ever seen" I said. "You miss him" "I did. But not anymore. He's right here, in my heart. I've never been so certain. He isn't beyond my reach.....not anymore" Shea gazed at me with admiration in his eyes. "What's the weirdest thing you've ever done?" He asked."Swimming in a pool filled with chocolates" I said. He gasped.

The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation, and said, "I outlived the buggers." Memorable Quotes "Scattered showers my ass!" Noah. "I have no problem with you talking to yourself as long as it doesn't turn into an argument" Woody Allen. "If at first you don't succeed try, try again. Then quit. There's no point being a damn fool about it." W.C.Fields. "The one thing that all porn stars have in common is a dread of filming the scenes that don't involve sex" Fanny Lightfoot (Porn Movie Director) "For every human problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat, and wrong." H. L. Mencken

He chuckled and it sounded like the most evil chuckle she'd ever heard. " Do you remember the night of our marriage? I don't exactly remember what I said but I believe it was along the lines " We should not forget the day we make love because that's when our marriage will be fulfilled." He scoffed while Anya's mind raced back to the memory and corrected, " That's not what you said. You said the day we make love, should be unforgettable because it's the day when our marriage will be fulfilled." She remembered the exact words because those were the words she kept telling herself these past two months to convince herself.

she declared. Bitter air slipped through the crack in the glass. She touched the firebird pendant at her neck for reassurance. “Anyways, it is not like I will forget you when I am older. You are my family. My first mate aboard my witch ship. My sidekick. Remember?” “I remember everything you have ever said, now please, shut up, and let me sleep this sickness off,” Morozko said. Instead of closing his eyes, he stared straight ahead, unyielding.