Shrek Quote Novels & Stories

‎‎ ‎"You don't know shit about my life!" ‎ ‎"I know you’re wound tighter than a corset. No wonder you’re so fucking miserable. You’re clearly starved. You’re vibrating with lack-of-dick energy, and it shows in every wrinkle on your forehead.” ‎"I am perfectly satisfied!" Shannon screams, though she looks like she’s about to have a stroke. ‎

If only I had a shovel I could make an epic debut… I forced a smile, and muttered through gritted teeth, "Help me out, will you?" They both looked at each other just to affirm they were on the same wavelength and hummed, "I could go down to get a ladder so you could climb down three stories without the watchful eyes of creeps!" Juliana clapped her hands, looking ready to exit. Suha nodded solemnly, "Yeah, weirdos these days have strange kinks." God… that shovel. Please grant me that shovel.

Gross! "Fine. Take all the time you need, princess" she mocked. Why is she mocking me? I have the good sense to turn around, enter my car and just…yes! Finally, I got the right speech. "Well, life is not fair, Aniston and unfair things happen to people all the time. But we don't throw in the towel. Instead we suck it up and keep pushing" I clenched my fist in solidarity. Aniston narrowed her eyes on me. "Did you seriously just quote Coach Richardson from that movie 'boys on fire'? How dumb do you think I am?"

He does that sometimes to make me feel better. I put on my best fake southern accent. “We weren't aiming for ya, but I doubt I woulda come to your funeral!” “Well, aren't you just a big fat liar?” He grins and I laugh out loud. “Okay.. what's happening here? What am I missing?” Morana asks, looking between us. We do this sometimes. We just start randomly talking in movie dialogue to each other. It is just a thing we do. “He was quoting my favorite movie to me.” I tell her, but she continues to look at me blankly. First off, how can anyone not recognize the lines?

I asked to lighten the mood. Wiping her cheeks, Karen chuckled, getting back to work. “Mm hm, only it makes you his Shrek.”

Lee sneered, "Impossible! Young lady, your ambition is too big, you're daydreaming. How could I agree to such a condition? The proverb says, 'greed will overreach itself', don't you understand?" "I am still young, don't understand many profound truths!" Jessica smiled and replied. "Do you behave like this in front of Quincy?" "I've always been like this, greedy and lustful. Quincy knows!" Jessica laughed. Damn it! I don't care about the Gootal Group. If it weren't that he is Quincy's grandfather, who would be willing to listen to his nonsense by staying here!

I suddenly twisted my body and with all the strength I could muster, I pushed him off my bed. "Get off of me you big pile of rocks!!!!!" "Fuck!" He cursed. "I think I broke my butt." I rolled my eyes at his antics and ran a hand down my oily face. "Get out dimwit, I have to get dressed." "What do you think I came here for Shrek?" He asked, sarcasm laced his words tightly. It was then I noticed that he was already dressed. As if reading my mind, he smirked and said, "You have twenty minutes."

he quotes Becky using finger quotes, “will be here.” “Will you do that again?” I ask as I grin at him from across the table. “Do what?” He sips his coffee. “Air quote Becky,” A bubble of laughter bursts out, “You look so adorable doing that.” Grinning, he flips me off, “Be good before I put you over my knee and spank you.” “Don’t threaten me with a good time, Mr. Palmer.” I wiggle my brows. “Jesus, I’ve created a monster.” Pinching the bridge of his nose, he shakes his head back and forth, chuckling.

he huffed with crossed arms. And that’s when my mouth went out of control. “Stuck up child,” I scoffed. “Poop Queen,” Dre scowled. “Pissy wolf,” I snapped back. “Crap head,” he hissed back. “Very original,” I rolled my eyes. “You are so full of shit that you can only think about it and its synonyms,” I pointed out with a winning smirk which soon curved down. “Nah uh. I am describing exactly what I see,” with a braying laugh, Dre teased. Donkey. “If I see all kinds of shits in front of me, then that is what I am gonna say. Now fart off from here,” he added.

‘Those who belittle others are usually so little themselves. Small people belittle others. Great people make others feel they to can become great.’ Quote by Nick Verd. April barely had time to plaster a small smile on her face, still covering her braces, before they entered the hall. To claps and cheers. In her mind, she had very little to be happy about right now. The way Noah had looked at her made her self-conscious of her overweight body. She didn’t want to be here.