Sims Funny Stories Novels & Stories

" Karin asked, setting the mug on his desk as her warm smile fell on the glint of amusement dancing in his eyes. Long enough had she been around Simeon that it needed no spelling when something struck a particular note with him. Simeon looked toward her, still with an amused look on his face. He reached for his coffee, playing with the liquid in his cup while leaning back in his chair with an air of relishing something in his mind. "You won't believe what happened today," he said, leaning forward, his voice so full of intrigue. Karin raised an eyebrow, setting her purse down on the side table. "Oh? Do I need to brace myself for something strange?" She had seen her fair share of odd happening

“Anita said you were with her so we came to say hi.” Simone drops into the seat across from me, already stealing a bite of my carbonara. “We brought wine. Well, technically it’s in my bag, but same thing.” Anita smirks. “Told you they’d come.” The table turns chaotic fast. Tara launches into a story about her latest Tinder disaster, guy who showed up with his mom. Simone counters with her blind date who spent the whole night ranking protein shakes. Laughter bounces off the us. For the first time today, my shoulders actually relax a little.

she says, genuinely sounding happy for me. “How was your day?” I ask her, and they both bust out laughing again. I have no idea what is so funny, and as they start to tell me what went on, they are laughing so hard, I can hardly understand them. All I gather is that some older gentlemen came into one of the offices they were cleaning, not realizing they were there, barking about something embarrassing on the phone. Something about not getting the right Viagra dosage delivered or something, and they had to pretend not to hear him, but he saw them, and then it was hilarious somehow. I didn’t understand. Mim says, “You really had to be there.”

"And in my tummy, come to that -- I swallowed so many loads." She grinned at Simon. "What about you?" she asked. "I saw you head upstairs with Tilly and Lisa. Have you been having fun?" "So much fun," said Simon. Evidently, he thought, it was okay to talk openly with Gemma about sex with Lisa and Tilly -- she seemed to think all this was perfectly normal. "Were they good sluts for you?" Gemma asked him mischievously. "Such good sluts," said Simon, finding it incredibly liberating to talk so openly about this. "I've never come so much in my life. They sucked and fucked for me like perfect little whores."

My dad stated, placing a plate of hamburgers and chicken on the table. Dinner was enjoyable filled with great conversation and too many embarrassing stories. It seemed like whenever I thought it couldn’t get any worse, my mom or dad pulled out another embarrassing story. It wasn’t any better for Sarah, as most of my embarrassing stories involved her. Surprisingly, many of the stories Tyler had never heard before, so Jake and Tyler had some good laughs. The story of Sarah and I running naked home from going skinny dipping in a neighbor’s pool was not even the most embarrassing story of the night but definitely got a good laugh from everyone.

I observed, my curiosity piqued by Sims' demeanor. "I'm excited to tell Sims about what happened earlier," he admitted, a mischievous grin playing on his lips. "What is it?" I inquired, my patience waning as I yearned to know the events that had transpired in my absence. "Why do you look so defensive? Did something happen in the Red Moon Pack other than the training you were there for?" Sims prodded, seemingly enjoying my discomfort. "Let's focus on the meeting, shall we?" I deflected his inquiry, reluctant to delve into the intricacies of my personal life.

“All the tabloids in the social chronicles write about your insults, so what's the problem?” “These jokes stick! They will probably not forget about you either!” Ignoring Adam's statement, unfortunately true, Michael didn’t forgive the amused Simon. “You played the idiot amazingly! You should get an Oscar for your spectacle!” “I don't care.” Simon waved his hand. “Most importantly, I had a lot of fun!” “I don't care! I wasn't having fun at all!” Michael muttered. “Should I be a porter now?” “Sure! Damn! Fuck our new equipment!” Adam spoke again, amused by the pain of his buddies. “You forgot that the office building is open tomorrow. On Monday morning, we will only find empty boxes.”

I ask, while Theo rubs a comforting hand on my back. “I am kidding, kids,” Simon barks with laughter, his entire body shaking under the hilarity of a joke only he gets. “Relax. No one is planning the mating ceremony yet.” But he gives me a little wink, making me think he has, or at least thought about it.

I think we could all agree that it was humorous seeing especially Simiyan in this condition. “DAD! SIMI!” I shouted. They both jumped up in shock, both falling flat onto the ground. “You are a most cruel child,” Simiyan mumbled as she got up to our laughter. My dad scowled as he too got up. “Shay?” “What on earth happened to you guys?” I giggled. “Sugar high apparently,” Simiyan replied. “You guys are so weird,” Cyrus chuckled. “Wait, what are you doing here?” my dad asked.

He felt he should get to know her. "Simon I can't believe that you both got conned," Simone said, sipping on the glass of water she had poured for herself moments ago. "There's no way those pearls can really tell a reincarnation." Simon didn't feel too sure what to believe. He knew that he was reincarnated quite alright. However, the demonstration could've been true that the whole thing was just the works of professional con artists. There was a con movie he once saw and those involved with the gangs could pull off any number of things just to get you to lose your precious money.