Sims Funny Stories Novels & Stories

“Why would he give it to Little Bob and Mike?” “That is simple. Max wanted to pull a joke on them. I am surprised that you haven’t figured out by now that both Bobs and Max are just fifteen-year-old boys trapped in the bodies of adults. They have pulled pranks on each other for as long as I have known them, even before they all worked together. I doubt it will stop anytime soon, which is OK. Honestly, it is kind of fun to watch what's going on between them. Two weeks ago, Big Bob put a snake in Max’s desk for him. Three days later, Max put a dead fish in the engine of Big Bob’s patrol car. It took him two days to find it, which also told me he wasn't inspecting his car daily as he should. Th

He wasn't expecting to be tied again. "Who pressed the love button over here?" Rex asked grinning widely; he winked at Simone who smirked at the old clan who didn't understand his reaction. They didn't understand what he even liked in her when she had nothing but venom in her. Can someone love the venom of life? "Okay, that’s enough for now. Let's play football. Rexy come out." Simone ordered putting an end to serious moment and starting her hilarious game of death. It wasn't to anyone else but only her.

I did not have time to deal with her because a voice suddenly rang in my head. “Congrats, host! You’ve completed your mission. The Simp System is now deactivated.” My sanity finally returned!

she wailed uncontrollably, frantically clawing at Vanessa's clothes. Everyone in the room was stunned. "What are you doing?" Vanessa screamed as she struggled. "Let go, you insane woman! Investments always come with risk! How is it my fault if you lost money?" "Investments?" I scoffed coldly. I pulled out a thick stack of bank statements from my bag and slammed them onto the dining table. "You call these 'investments', Vanessa?" I glanced at the male colleagues who had been cracking vulgar jokes at the table earlier and said loudly, "Over the past six months, Vanessa has used Mr. Studdard's name to set up three investment group chats and scammed nearly six million dollars from everyone.

A man hit by a car in New York in 1977 got up uninjured, but lay back down in front of the car when a bystander told him to pretend he was hurt so he could collect the insurance money. The car then rolled forward and crushed him I don't own any of this stories. I found them in some creepy books. I'm thinking of writing my own scary stories, but not anytime soon. You can send me your short stories for a feature if you feel like it. Thanks for reading. Enjoy!

I pouted at Moira and Keagan in the back, and watched as Simon’s face began to turn red from his neck up. “O-Old man?!” He sputtered, “I’m only thirty!” “Sounds elderly to me.” Keagan chimed in, and was met with a giggle from Moira and I. “You all can walk to the Gold Moon pack.” Simon grumbled under his breath, and was met with another round of giggles from the three of us. “Relax Simon, have some fun, or your frowns are going to cause forehead wrinkles.” I laughed, and Simon sighed. He ignored me, and shifted the car into drive, turning the wheel to get us back onto the road.

I politely told her, walking away "Dude, I told you am not coming" I protested "Nope that's not it, It Caroline, I think she's about to go into labor," Simon said, his voice full of concern "What do you mean, she is about to go into labor, where the fuck are you Simon" I questioned "Am in Hawaii" Simon said

Paige came outside, turned and entered the next compartment, and was surprised to see the middle-aged man inside. "Uncle, why didn't you tell me in advance when you came." Simeon Harrison is forty-five years old this year, with a smile in his eyes. "You are a busy person. I tried calling you, but couldn't get through. You have grown a lot in the past few years abroad. Paige, you look more beautiful than ever."

Simon laughed, ignorant of what that silly joke could make her feel. “How dare you speak to me that way?” Gabriela responded to his stupid comment that amused him so much. “I might not have much but I don't go around begging for money, I work hard and earn a living, a man like you will never understand” Gabriela was fuming and annoyed. “It was just a joke Ramirez, I didn't mean to…” Simon was cut off again. “I don't care what your intentions were” Gabriela said firmly, barely looking at his face.

Tristan explained. "Wait. You mean you are not telling me a tale or are you?" Simon asked. "I am not telling you a story. This is real. It really happened," he said and Simon burst into a fit of laughter. "You have got to be kidding me. I am of watching a film or being told some tale? Are you for real?" Simon clicked his tongue. "I don't want to hear anymore. I do not want to hear some stories that would make me question my sanity," Simon said.