Sims Funny Stories Novels & Stories

Simon rubbed his jaw and replied, "So it was a prank." Jasmine and James didn't know if he was seriously not angry or was just pretending. James nodded, folding his small hand on his chest as Simon looked at him, smiling. "That was a great act you put on there, by the way," Simon said, pointing at James. "How is your bum?" Jayden asked, his eyes twinkling as they strayed to Simon's behind. Simon saw the movement of his eyes, threw his head back, and laughed. It was one of the first heart-freeing and soul-cleansing laughs he had that week.

"Why don't you grow a stick between your legs if you are that jealous?" "Simran!" "I'm your best friend, you idiot. Not your ex that I would be jealous of." Both of them are so lost in their bickering that they can't hear the teacher calling for Simy "Simran!" "Y-yeah, Mr.dick….I mean dick-dick-dick....damn, yes, Mr.dickinson!" How come no one is laughing at this? It's getting harder for me to suppress my laughter but I can't laugh as everyone is normal.

Simon's tone shifted slightly, showing genuine curiosity and concern. I carefully considered whether to talk to someone about this but couldn't take it anymore. "Let's go to my office," I finally decided, wanting to confide in Simon despite my reservations. "Oh my God. It's not me, is it? I've told you that was just one night, and I was drunk," Simon quips, pretending to be shocked by my invitation. "Not even if you were born again," I replied with a chuckle, appreciating Simon's attempt to lighten the atmosphere.

"Sylvia, don't think just because Lawrence is modest and doesn't tell anyone that no one knows he's the only heir to the richest family in the city! You're hilarious. Have you been working as a maid in his household so long that you're starting to hallucinate?" I couldn't help but smirk at Liana's words. "Honestly, some people do start hallucinating after being a servant for too long. Too bad it's not me. Lawrence, next time you lie, try not to use such a ridiculously stupid excuse." Seeing me about to expose him, Lawrence flushed crimson. He rushed over and clamped his hand over my mouth. "Shut up! Didn't we agree you'd play my servant at school?" I stared at him in disbelief. "Who agreed t

I remain silent during this process, still not sure what to think about this situation. “Oh, this isn’t good.” Axel exclaims, checking his phone. “I have an alert, the police are looking for a fugitive with telekinetic abilities who may be able to identify a high-risk Abnormal known as a ‘Mimic’.” He looks confused and turns to Myah, “Do you know what a Mimic is?” He asks. She doesn’t show any reaction but simply states; “I can’t think of anything relating to that, CC?” Myah looks towards her sister for a further response,

Simone's pov As the bell ran for school dismiss, I drew open my locker and began running my hand around, searching for my physics textbook. I could hear mumurs around me and hushed giggles as a hoard of students went past me. Despite being aware of the fact that they were talking about me, I ignored them and only focused on getting my books and leaving before… Bang! A fist landed on the locker beside me, just next to my head and even without turning around, with my heart in my throat, I swallowed and froze.

"Are you that dumb?" "Shut the hell up and mind your own business." Travis growled eyes darkening. "Sorry, wolf senses lover boy." Simon laughed just as Kim throat chopped him. Rolling over Simon began to cough uncontrollably while Kim smiled happily. "Listening in on conversations is rude." Kim chimed smacking Simon who was still coughing in the back of the head. "Mind your own business." "S-sor...." Simon coughed while laughing. "Sorry." Rolling my eyes I focused on Travis once more. "Do you think we can leave here and then discuss this."

he demanded. I folded my arms and looked up at him. “Today is my birthday, Simon. Take a guess.” His eyes narrowed. “Are you stalking me now?” For one second, I just stared at him. Then I burst into laughter. I mean full-blown, tears-in-my-eyes, laughter. The more I laughed, the redder Simon became. And that just made it funnier. “You… you can’t be serious, Simon,” I managed to say as I wiped a tear from my eye. “You really are delusional, aren’t you?”

The laughter of the other families intermingled with their own, giving the entire scene a sense of communal joy and warmth. The celebration continued as Allistar played in the park, her eyes wide with wonder as she explored this new world on her special day. Simon and Myra sat on a nearby bench, keeping a close eye on their daughter as she interacted with the other children. Their conversation turned to their careers, and Myra asked Simon about his work. "I've been meaning to ask. What is it you do?" Simon's sunny expression dimmed slightly as he sighed. "I haven't been able to find a job yet," he admitted. "It's been quite hard."

"Time is of the essence. We need to act quickly before things spiral out of control." Jeff's laughter suddenly broke the seriousness of the conversation. "Well, well, well," he chuckled, his eyes gleaming with amusement. "Look at us—a lawyer, a car dealer, and a gangster, all sitting here discussing a million-dollar deal." He let out a hearty laugh, his expression mirroring a sense of camaraderie and shared purpose. Simon's lips curved into a smile as well, his earlier skepticism replaced by a sense of intrigue. "I guess life has its way of bringing together the most unlikely of allies," he mused.