Sims Funny Stories Novels & Stories

Saad tried calling her but she left, “I guess it’s extras for us.” “Did she bring kebabs made by her mum?” Sameer asked, "I love those.” Ishaq cheered up a bit seeing his friends get excited over extra lunch, though he was still bothered about Zara, ‘I hope she knows what she is doing.’ As the afternoon rolled in, Suleiman and Sikandar were on car driving arcade machine, enjoying the simulation. “Catch me if you can, slowpoke,” Suleiman taunted Sikandar. “Just you wait, I’m so gonna blitz through the track,” Sikandar smirked as he sped up.

“I am pregnant.” “WHATTTTT?!” Simon just lost half of his soul. And it was a lot of fun for the two who did an impromptu prank as they watched Simon’s epic reaction.

Simon bent over with a submissive expression, pretending to be a dog, and spoke in an odd tone, "Darling, today's dishes are all your favorites. You must finish them all!" His ridiculous appearance elicited laughter, with Jojo laughing the hardest. Jojo found Simons' imitation of Chad amusing despite the fact that it bore no resemblance to him. "How dare you insult Dr. Chad Jennings like this. I guess you don't want to be in Bellenuite anymore!"

“As I said before, I’ve been living too long. I’m tired. Even if I closed my eyes, I can tell you everything that’s written in those history books that Seth has to study for school.” “Jeez, it’s tiring,” Luna said. “How many times have you been to high school?” Simon chuckled. “Me? Ahm, a lot more than 100 times. You haven’t seen my diplomas or graduation hat yet.” “So, what are your plans now that I am here? By your side?” “You don’t want to get married to me,” he said.

“Don’t mind me. Just pretend I’m not here.” Kimi eventually broke up with him. I couldn’t blame her. Even if I wasn’t in the room with them, Simon is an idiot. He kept saying the wrong things. Stuff like, “Well, think of it this way. Now when you have sex, it won’t hurt!” and, “I’ve been trying to shut down the rumors about you and Brad, but nobody believes me.” Sure, Kirsten’s bitch crew have been spreading shit about Kimi being a slut, but she doesn’t need to know that!

Subtitle: My Contract Marriage Written by: Marvy Hyacinth "It's the truth though." Simon smirked and brought his tea mug closer to his lips. "Alright, I can't lie. You know me too well." Greg raised his hands in surrender. "Then spill the beans." Simon took another sip from his mug. "Alright, I came here because of my company." "What about P&P printing Co?" Simon asked calmly. "I need a promotion..." "You mean 'another' ?"

I explained as my blood rushed to my face. Worry flashed across Susi's face. "Do you need me to kick his butt? Probably a perfect, well-sculpted ass too..." she joked as she put her hand around her chin and pretended to pull on an imaginary beard. Simon's eyes widened, and he threw his arms in front of him, waving both hands at us, causing me to chuckle. "If anyone is doing anything to anyone's ass here, it'll be me with Lil's ass." He joked back, showing his pearly whites in a teased smile directed at me.

I grabbed my phone and typed out a message before I could talk myself out of it. Jamie: Still need help tonight? The three dots appeared almost immediately. Simon: Desperately. Just got back to the apartment. Trying to make pasta and Sam just shoved broccoli in his ear. Jamie: In his ear? Simon: Yes. And now he's worried a tree is going to grow inside his head. Jamie: Oh my God. Simon: I told him it won't. But the little hellion doesn't believe me. Jamie: hahahaha. I smiled at the screen.

I kicked the chair next to me hard enough to send it sideways. "Joking around? Then why don't you put your own names and numbers out there and sell yourselves?" I looked them dead-on, one at a time. "Cut the chatter. We're going to the dean's office. Or I'm calling the police." The air fell silent for a few seconds–then they burst out laughing. Tara lifted her chin and tossed her hair. "Even if you take it to my dad, what is he going to do, Sophie? Really?"

“I’m already drunk off my ass, passed out in my own hell. Not in the mood for your shitty party.” Jax laughed, that annoying crackle. “Bullshit. Parker. Everyone’s here, I said. Simon’s got the stories that will make your dick hard. Insist, man, get over here before we smoke it all without you.” He paused, then added, “Everyone’s asking about you. Don’t flake.”