Sims Funny Stories Novels & Stories

Emma wore a simple yet elegant dress, her hair styled in loose waves. As Simon takes his seat, Emma notices his slight wince as he sits down. “Um… are you okay, pal?” she asked with curious eyes. “What happened to you?” Simon looked at his legs and smiled. “Oh…” Simon tells her that Samantha broke his limbs in the woods, and Samantha laughs, clearly unrepentant. "He deserved it." She muttered Lucas chuckles softly and chimes in, "I did warn you, Simon. You know Samantha always gets her revenge." Emma can't help but find his laughter infectious, and her heart flutters at the sound.

shouted Rajini (Raj's mother) from the kitchen. " Mom I was in the washroom that is why I couldn't pick. It must be bhai's call to wish me for my exams. " Simmi picks up the call. "Hi bhai, how are you?" "I'm fine and how is my Barbie doll?"Simmi imagined the beautiful smile of her brother while talking to her. Although Simmi was enjoying it, she faked irritation. " Oh bhai, how many times have I told you not to call me Barbie doll? I'm a grown-up girl.

someone asked. "Too dirty," Charles said casually, lighting a cigarette. "Would you screw a dog?" And they all burst out laughing again. It was in the middle of that laughter that I walked in, smiling as I met Charles's eyes.

I laughed at his playful jab and watched as Sima’s expression shifted from irritation to hearty laughter that filled the room. Sima slapped his knees, and I chuckled at the scene. "You British devil, I know when I’m beat.” "I admire you Sima, a real coward." I said while picking up my vodka glass. I tipped it back and slammed the glass down on the table. Sima rubbed his forehead. "Thanks for the kind words, Luca. I already see myself as a winner six ladies will keep me company tonight. " He laughed and patted Davide on the back. The terrible joke barely got a response, as no one even smiled.

“Thanks, Sim.” “Anytime.” She nudged me with her elbow. “Now, tell me everything. And don’t leave out the dramatic stuff—I live for the drama.” Simone grinned, clearly ready for every detail. "Come on, give me the juicy bits. I want to know all the stupid decisions you’ve made. The ones that had you thinking you could conquer the world and then made you want to crawl into a hole and cry later." I rolled my eyes, but a smile tugged at my lips. "You’re not wrong. But this is serious, Sim. We're talking about magic and dragons, not some petty high school drama."

God, it’s been too long since something actually felt light. “What was that bitch’s name again?” he asked between chuckles. “Miss Simmons,” I replied, shaking my head. “She literally said swimmers were all going to hell because it’s a game that shows half… nudity.” I trailed off, smirking at the memory. Richard laughed so hard his shoulders shook. “Yeah… isn’t that crazy?” “Most certainly it is,” I replied, catching his eyes in the rearview mirror. He leaned back, grin wide. “So happy I could finally make you smile.”

The night rolled on in a blur of laughing, teasing and ridiculous stories. They roasted Samira for the time she tripped during a big corporate event. Tasha told a story about accidentally emailing a love confession to the whole company. Devin swore up and down he saw a ghost in the break room once. Then Theo talked about the time Samira accidentally sent a draft ad with a massive typo to the entire executive board ("Best Crapper Rates!" instead of "Best Career Rates!"). Samira turned beet red, and she covered her face with her hands while everyone howled with laughter.

───── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ───── Before the meeting began, Simon had lost count of the wives of representatives that had slipped him papers that had their phone numbers scrawled on it with all sorts of freaky things written there. One of them had the audacity to tell him that she could see his dick print from where she sat, and she didn’t mind a ten minute bathroom break where he fucked her senseless until she forgot her name, and that of her husband’s. Another asked him if he was interested in having a threesome with her, and her husband because she loved her husband so much, but he wasn’t so good in bed, and Simon looked like he had that insane stamina she needed. The whole thing was comical, and so, he

“Don’t mind me. Just pretend I’m not here.” Kimi eventually broke up with him. I couldn’t blame her. Even if I wasn’t in the room with them, Simon is an idiot. He kept saying the wrong things. Stuff like, “Well, think of it this way. Now when you have sex, it won’t hurt!” and, “I’ve been trying to shut down the rumors about you and Brad, but nobody believes me.” Sure, Kirsten’s bitch crew have been spreading shit about Kimi being a slut, but she doesn’t need to know that!

Simon rubbed his jaw and replied, "So it was a prank." Jasmine and James didn't know if he was seriously not angry or was just pretending. James nodded, folding his small hand on his chest as Simon looked at him, smiling. "That was a great act you put on there, by the way," Simon said, pointing at James. "How is your bum?" Jayden asked, his eyes twinkling as they strayed to Simon's behind. Simon saw the movement of his eyes, threw his head back, and laughed. It was one of the first heart-freeing and soul-cleansing laughs he had that week.