Slytherin Meme Novels & Stories

Leia uttered as she held Alice's arm tightly. "What? I can't hear you!" Alice shouted as she covered her ears slightly. "I said, we could still leave this place!" "You know we can't!" Alice's face scrunched as she swam through the sea of sweaty people. She could smell the strong aroma of alcohol, sweat, and vomit present in the warm, disgusting air. "Leia! Alice! There you are!" They finally found Yu. He was wearing a silvery white wig (which Alice thought does not fit Yu) and a robe that had a Slytherin logo branded on his left chest. It was obvious that he was Draco Malfoy from the Harry Potter series.

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“Among everyone here, I am the only normal person. Let me correct it. I am the only human here.” “Are you saying that Ryan is a monster?” Chaylen butted in. “Monsters are cute!” Slyvester said. “Like Pokemon. If I am a monster, I’ll be Charmander.” He looked at Segi and said, “Oh? You look like Jiggylypuff.” “I am not Jiggylypuff! That was offending!” Segi shouted. The awkwardness dissipated because of Segi. They don’t want to thank him though. And while everyone was squabbling about nonsensical things, the electric power went off.

The same one sitting on the side of my ribs. Always. We got the tattoo because of Severus Snape. Well, not him but his quote. I used to read the Potter books to the boys. I stole the first one from a bookstore randomly one day and fell in love with the story. For a couple of hours, I could escape from my sorry ass life and into Harry's. I couldn't stop talking about it and after some convincing got the boys to read the first book. The boys gave me the rest of the series for my next birthday. And I read the rest of the books to them.Jem loved the Weasley twins. Hunter thought Snape should be fired and Ryder thought Dumbledore was the real villain. Shade had a crush on Ginny and came to pity t

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