Smart Ass Coffee Novels & Stories

"Civet coffee." She looked genuinely confused. "You own private jets, but you drink plain coffee?" I smirked. "it's not plain coffee, but…" I leaned back, amused. "Would it impress you more if I ordered something ridiculous?" Cassie folded her arms. "Depends. Can you say venti caramel oat milk macchiato with four pumps of vanilla without cringing?" I raised an eyebrow. "That's not a real drink. Moreover, I'm lactose intolerant."

He asked walking to an empty spot, “Uhhh, Beta Sakesh told me” “Ohh okay, so why did you come?” “Mmmm, I went to serve your coffee but didn't see you so I asked Beta Sakesh and he said you're here” “Hmm” He nodded “So where's the coffee?” “Huh? Beta Sakesh said you can't have two cups of coffee in the morning, he already served you one and said I should throw it away” “Did you?” He asked taking another gulp from the water “No” I muttered slowly shaking my head,

I was tempted to set his man bun on fire, just for kicks. When I finally reached the counter, I flashed a smile at the barista. "Three lattes, please. And throw in some of those tiny cakes. Oh, and that ridiculous angel-shaped cookie." As I waited for our order, my eyes darted around the shop. No sign of our target yet, but every instinct told me he'd show. Azazel was a creature of habit, and this place was his favourite haunt. I returned to our table, arms laden with our sugary bounty. "Alright, gents. Caffeine and diabetes, served with a side of stakeout."

Nermine rolled her eyes, again, I swear the woman’s eyes might fall out if she keeps going at the rate of her eye rolling “Alessio likes coffee, dark coffee to be more specific, a pinch of milk, not more than four table spoons of it, and two tea spoons of sugar” “Alright?” “He likes an elegant lady, therefore you’re going to enter his office holding the tray with one hand and slowly bending beside him, as if bowing to a queen, you’ll keep your back straight while doing so, and you’ll slowly put the cup down without bending it, I want nothing to spill from the cup, and I don’t want the cup to shake either” “How am I going to do so?” I asked frowning “I can’t even walk straight with heels on,

It was really good. Eevonne looked at Ruth and Sabrina with her eyes widened. "What…what is the brand of this coffee? Why is it so delicious?" Sabrina smiled. "Doesn't it taste bitter at first but then sweet after that? Also, the sweetness at the end makes you want to keep savoring it?" Eevonne nodded. "Mm-hmm. Yes." Sabrina let out a long sigh. "This coffee is called…cat poop coffee." Eevonne uttered, "Oh…"

"Can I get you anything to drink?" Azazel nodded. "I'll have a cup of coffee, black." Azazel then flashed her a small smile, one that seemed almost sad. He stepped inside, walking slowly around the shop as he looked at the various posters and decorations on the walls. As he moved, his black suit swished behind him like a cape, making him look all the more mysterious and alluring.

His cup was almost half empty. Cassius smiled, “I like the strong taste of caffeine.” It must be bitter by the way it looks; it’s so dark and the smell of freshly brewed coffee beans hit my nostrils. The scent was pungent, it took my sleepiness away. I guess this is why he likes it.

he laughed as I clenched my fist "don't compare me with you!!" I groaned as I turned back and gave him one last kick that sent him back to the wall My car key was brought down... I snatched it and got into my car driving home to my house. Everyone here irks me a lot What I think I need now is some flavored coffee I drove as fast as I can and placed my order... "okay Vivi I need some coffee" I spoke out to my G****e assistant "As of now the best store to get your desired coffee flavor is Vickies coffee" she replied

“That is amazing. Have you thought of the schools you are applying to next year?. He seemed concerned about my future. Was this a chance that I could really move into his house with him? Do I ask him straight up now it wait for more dates with him just like I earlier decided? The shop attendant brought both of our orders and placed in right in front of us one after the other. “Not yet,” I responded in a low tone, taking a sip of the coffee which tasted absolutely amazing. Easily one of the best coffees I have tasted. Marcus only took a sip out of his coffee. He then brought out his phone which seemed to be blowing up with notifications.

That Coffee was extremely bitter. For someone like Shasha who had a sweet tooth and couldn't stand bitter taste, it was absolute torture. Zieve was looking in her direction and was enjoying the result of the sweet torture he has given her. Although, there was no change in his cold look, his mood was already becoming good. For the deed she has done, this was nothing at all. Shasha was almost on the verge of crying for this torture. It was too much unbearable for her. She had to drink that cup of coffee with a smile on her face. She could not even show it on her face how horrible she was feeling. Moreover, Zieve was constantly looking in her direction which is why she could not even throw it.