Smartass Funny Quotes Novels & Stories

“If it includes coffee, then I will eat breakfast.” “Are you some caffeine junky?” “Caffeine is an Ava junky.” “You did not just say the worst fucked up line ever.” “It is really not as bad as yours.” “Did you listen to yourself?” “Yes, and is quite fucked up, hey.” “I am glad to see that I'm starting to rub off on you.” “You are doing a lot more than rubbing.” “A lot more like what?” “It's too much to mention.” “You think you clever now.” “I am clever and hot.”

Laasya joked causing beautiful laughter to come from behind her causing her to look at her person who was laughing her ass off at Aarush's pissed face. " Happy after insulting yourself by her! " kashvi too taunt in the middle of her giggles causing Aarush to huffed at her like a baby for attention. " Aww, old ass behaving like a newborn " Laasya's sarcastic comments make Aarush throw daggers at her through his eyes. " oh my! someone is turning into a bursting volcano," Kashvi said pinching Aarush's cheeks which have grown many beards. " whatever! " due to loss of words Aarush came up with this only.

freaking dumbass bastard🤣😕how could you forget that I'm watching you? You're breaking my heart 😭😭😭Hina, our man😭😭😭 Anyways, this was cute, I love em both! I knew U said no more smut, but I had to

I groan as he finally let go while I massage my neck “Damn you're crazy” I glared at him “I know right? And that's why people like me” “People Like you?” I asked unbelievably “Hmm, people like crazy stuff” He winked “See you at lunch bro” He laughed and began walking away, He's crazy

Jessica sarcastically asked the question. Tammy almost choked on the object suddenly shoved into her mouth, but she quickly got it out before screaming, “THAT'S CRAZY!” It seemed like the younger woman was offended, but Jessica didn't care and she quickly got up from her position and said, “You think that's crazy, but your idea just now is just as crazy, Miss Burner. Next time, put your brain to work more than your mouth, okay?”

" I looked at her, at that smug, self-satisfied expression, and the corners of my lips curled into a meaningful smile. "You're right, Vanessa. Navigating relationships is important. I hope your people skills will be enough to answer Gilla Group's questions regarding the core data." Her expression flickered for a split second, but she quickly regained her arrogance. "That's not something an errand runner like you needs to worry about. I've got the proposal right here, so why wouldn't I be able to answer the questions? You just stay here and keep fetching water for me."

he replied with a sarcastic remark so good I laughed. "That's funny??" he asked me, smirking. "Nope, but it's funny seeing you giving jokes a try babe, it's still not your thing," I said to him sweetly not to hurt his ego but to be honest, it was honestly true, I did think he was a hottie with good jokes, just sometimes, you got to break their ego a little, it helped put them in their place.

I wanted to be done, too, but because I was a dumb fuck, I fucking texting him again. It pissed me off. Now, Burkhart would think I was desperate. ME: What's your favorite thing to do? "Asswipe."I murmured as I waited for his reply. ASSWIPE: It's best I don't answer that because you'll just get mad. I stared at the screen like it had personally offended me. I let out a short, incredulous laugh through my nose. The audacity. “You’re already annoying,” I said, thumb hovering as irritation buzzed through me. He really thought he could just dodge the question like that? Say something vague and smug and leave me hanging?

"I'm going to miss you Benj. I'm going to miss you being an idiot and suddenly yelling when you want a pork chop." Then they laughed again. Maybe they are aware that their microphone is on? "Gagi dre, I really bet this Ace will immediately go to miss Jessica Soho to call to find Miss-" "You know Wakin, why don't you just try to work for your company instead of being an artist?" "Asus! You're treating me like that after I freed you from the trip?! Because of your pageemote with miss-" "Miss again and again!" And filled with laughter again. "That g&n%ng laugh is so ul#l," said Anne from my side.

An old lady said "ahh...you look cute together" Rakshit and I couldn't stop laughing. God this day was indeed cute. Happy reading 😄