Smartass Funny Quotes Novels & Stories

“If it includes coffee, then I will eat breakfast.” “Are you some caffeine junky?” “Caffeine is an Ava junky.” “You did not just say the worst fucked up line ever.” “It is really not as bad as yours.” “Did you listen to yourself?” “Yes, and is quite fucked up, hey.” “I am glad to see that I'm starting to rub off on you.” “You are doing a lot more than rubbing.” “A lot more like what?” “It's too much to mention.” “You think you clever now.” “I am clever and hot.”

"I can see why he's obsessed you're fucking beautiful." "And hot." Tasha's muffled voice adds in as she munches her last piece of chips. "And smart, funny, stupid and she makes horrible puns too." Jackson says casually, a stupid smile on his face. "Fuck off." I say dryly, a smile tugging at the side of my lips. "He's right, Iris." Tasha nods agreeably. "And let's not forget the horrible Dad jokes too." "Really, Tash?" I sigh, which makes her burst out in laughter.

Laasya joked causing beautiful laughter to come from behind her causing her to look at her person who was laughing her ass off at Aarush's pissed face. " Happy after insulting yourself by her! " kashvi too taunt in the middle of her giggles causing Aarush to huffed at her like a baby for attention. " Aww, old ass behaving like a newborn " Laasya's sarcastic comments make Aarush throw daggers at her through his eyes. " oh my! someone is turning into a bursting volcano," Kashvi said pinching Aarush's cheeks which have grown many beards. " whatever! " due to loss of words Aarush came up with this only.

Funny his squibble manage to put a smile on my face. *Hello Missy* *You kept your Prince charming waiting* *Princesses are suppose to be the one waiting in a dark tower* he sent 3 messages instantly, someone is missing me, I sniffed a laugh. *Sorry* I reply as I feel unmotivated to chat, I guess am not healed like I thought. *Sorry?*

Not even in his dream! " Haha. So fantasizing you're Kumar. I love to burst your bubble, SWEETY, if you don't love your hands then probably you can touch this ass but will never be able to have it. Keep that in your mind! " I snort back snapping my finger before his face. He looked taken aback by my comeback.

He smacked my ass as I walked to get the phone and I rolled my eyes, "keep trying to make it flatter than it already is." He loved it when I made jokes about my ass and the good thing I wasn't ever going to stop. "I love you." "I love you more."

freaking dumbass bastard🤣😕how could you forget that I'm watching you? You're breaking my heart 😭😭😭Hina, our man😭😭😭 Anyways, this was cute, I love em both! I knew U said no more smut, but I had to

I groan as he finally let go while I massage my neck “Damn you're crazy” I glared at him “I know right? And that's why people like me” “People Like you?” I asked unbelievably “Hmm, people like crazy stuff” He winked “See you at lunch bro” He laughed and began walking away, He's crazy

he replied sounding like a zombie. "You know..... massages are better if you're naked" I whispered playfully in his ear from behind him. His eyebrows raised. He took his shirt off. "Did you miss me or my abs more?" he joked. "Your abs" I said with a straight face. He gave me a surprised look. "I'm joking but not really" I winked at him but he didn't care, he was too happy with his back massage.

" I looked at her, at that smug, self-satisfied expression, and the corners of my lips curled into a meaningful smile. "You're right, Vanessa. Navigating relationships is important. I hope your people skills will be enough to answer Gilla Group's questions regarding the core data." Her expression flickered for a split second, but she quickly regained her arrogance. "That's not something an errand runner like you needs to worry about. I've got the proposal right here, so why wouldn't I be able to answer the questions? You just stay here and keep fetching water for me."