Smart Ass Coffee Novels & Stories

"I was going through the mall and thought of you. Consider it a small token of appreciation for the incredible job you’re doing. When I saw this photo frame, you were the only person that came to my mind. It is a reminder of the beautiful strength that comes with motherhood. You’re juggling a lot these days, and I wanted you to know how inspiring it is to see. The smart coffee maker is to ensure you always start your day with a perfect cup, tailored just to your liking. You deserve moments of relaxation and indulgence amidst your busy schedules. Wishing you and the little ones all the best in Silverpine. Sincerely, Cassius."

Reportedly there is an exhibition on Contemporary Art and Design (CAD). After getting tired of wasting time on planting, Daffa and Aiys aim to be their favorite coffee shop near the school. There was never boredom for both of them. Aiys and Daffa immediately sit in their usual place, A2 to her A2 means a lot. A which means 1 and 2 Aiys and Daffa. Two people put together Aiys always orders Daffa coffe Hojicha sweet, and Daffa is always annoyed saying, “Just look at Aiys. Bitter coffe instantly becomes sweet."

Cora came in with a tray containing three coffees. She placed iced coffee with chocolate muffles in front of Anamika who was still kissing, Flat white for Asher, and the troublesome lady. “I beg your pardon, where is my snack?!” The troublesome lady yelled. “You didn’t state that you needed one.” “Did you ask me?!” She kept yelling which annoyed the shit out of Anamika who broke the kiss and turned to look at the lady. “Is she your maid?” she asked. Not an iota of an emotion could be caught in her eyes.

- I texted and just like he was waiting for me to text, he replied almost immediately. -“I’m proud of you!”- FLASH BACK Ten years Ago, City Falls. “One cup of Coffee mocha and two cups of black coffee, and double whipped cream,” I wiped the small beads of sweat forming on my forehead as I took the order and proceeded to making it quickly, please remind me again what made me think that this life was an easy life.

“Zara’s Java Jolt?” “Yes, ma'am,” the maid says with a happy grin. “That is the official name of our special coffee cream. The Alpha came up with the name himself last winter. It is one of our best sellers in the entire metropolis. It is because we do not use cheap beans from the rogue lands. No way. The boss would never allow bad quality inside his shop.”

“Should I start carrying a taser?” His smirk widened. “So feisty this early in the morning.” I turned back to the counter, pretending he didn’t exist. But, of course, Jeff Ortega never took a hint. I ordered my usual—black coffee, no sugar. Simple. Efficient. Jeff, however, took his sweet time, ordering some ridiculously complicated drink with extra foam and two pumps of something that made me want to throw my cup at his face. And then, before I could make my grand escape, he spoke again.

Asher stood at the counter, his back to her, wearing a white T shirt and black sweatpants he’d slipped into after his shower. His hair was slightly messy, and there was a smudge of toothpaste at the corner of his mouth, which only made him look more human. More hers. He didn’t hear her coming, not until she leaned against the doorframe and murmured, “You always make coffee this early?” He turned, and his face broke into the kind of smile that made her stomach flip. “Only when I sleep in a place worth waking up in.” She laughed, stepping closer, eyeing the two mugs. “You don’t even know if I take sugar.”

I swear the shadows are following me as I walk to work, yet I feel protected and safe with them. The smell of coffee surrounds me and I sip a Roasted-Toasted black. Roasted-Toasted is my special headache flavor, it is half French roast and half toasted almond coffee. It’s warm and inviting like a hug, yet bitter like the taste on my tongue after my arguments with Kyle. “Shit! Flavor of the Day is Roasty-Toasty! It’s that bad, huh?” Lee observes.

Andro asked with doubt clear in his eyes "I just happened to be her knight in shining armour Alessandro.....anyways where was I ...yes ...the investors money can't be invested in such a risky venture ....you saw our ratings right? They already dropped one notch down...we can't afford another drop in same financial year..." "But Walker a steady position is no better...our investors are not risk averse...they know the pros of this idea...it has potential to generate millions..." They engaged in their discussion and soon Andro sat on his seat. I awkwardly stood there not understanding much of their discussion...waiting for Andro's next order As soon as he sipped the latte a curse left his lips

He definitely was bossy with Sam, his housemate. "Cream, no sugar." "Where is it?" "Around the corner to the right. You'll find it." Funny, but I might have the flip side of the same fetish because it turns me on to fetch his coffee. Grateful for the expenditure of the manic energy that's ruling me, I slip out of his office and make the coffee. It's freshly ground beans from peet's and there's real half and half in the fridge below. I make myself a cup too, and head back, just as his secretary arrives. If looks could kill, I'd be twenty pieces on the floor. "Don't worry about his coffee," I say breezily.