Sonic Boom Funniest Moments Novels & Stories

Jamie's eyes were unfocused, as if she wasn't even processing what was going on in front of her. At that rate, she was going to beat Wilson to death. It was Lucas's shrill scream that finally snapped her back. "Jamie! There's only five minutes left on the bomb—forget him, save me!" Only then did Jamie stagger toward Lucas, fumbling to dismantle the device strapped to his chest. But then, Wilson sat up and gripped the remote controller in his hand, smiling as blood trickled from his lips. "Let's all go to hell together."

That was… way too many angry people chasing one woman with a fake moustache and zero regrets. I burst into a giggle and kicked into a full sprint. “Having fun?” Raymond’s voice crackled through my earpiece, calm as ever. The man lived for moments like these. “Like you wouldn’t believe,” I panted, tugging my cap lower over my face as I dodged a flailing arm from an angry uncle in a three-piece suit. “Well, babe, we’ll have to save this date for another time…” he drawled, and I heard it—the unmistakable sound of lips smacking.

It amused me no end. My eyes landed on the bubblegum that was helplessly fallen between her boobs and my smile widened, I gave a signal to the expectant driver to get a move on. Now here's someone that won't be so hard controlling. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Mokunfayo Badmus: Seated in the large creamery, the only thing blaring in my head as I watched the lips, of the boy seating opposite me, moved to inform me of the biggest joke of the century was;

2………1……. “ZERO!!!!!” the loud man looked at all the youngsters lined up in front of him. His eyes stopped at Wilson who barely joined the party in time and snickered. That drop was comical. Breaking through the window is total badass but dropping through the window like that, comedy gold. He could barely restrain himself from bursting into laughter when he heard the sound Wilson created with the ground. Sounded like a mini bomb explosion.

*Boom* Mane’s movement caused a small sonic boom, and a hole so large that it could accommodate a small lake formed on the floor of the platform. Although it was mending rapidly, it was a deep hole, and would take some time for the healing process to be complete. And judging by the appearance of several heavy hitters on the platform, it was going to be difficult for its regeneration to keep up with the rate of damage.

It seemed that decision was very wise because the boy suddenly threw something to their direction, another stuff that just appeared from thin air. "I'm sorry! My hand slipped! Might be because I was disappointed at your sincerity. Hahahaha!" While Amanda and the other girl had no idea what they were talking about, a dull noise of something metallic bouncing then rolling on the floor made way into their ears. Just when she wondering what was that and why the older lunatic embraced and shielded the pretty actress with his body, she heard a startling and deafening sound. "BOOOOMMMM!" "Ahhh!!!" Two sharp and ear-piercing scream echoed at the same time.

All he did when he was standing again was wipe his eyes, fling the goo off his hands, and look at the giant slug-like creature as it again slowly began to move toward the other side of the road while slime dripped off him. Lindsay and Little Bob were laughing so hard by that point that they were not paying attention to the rest of the video. Lindsay had her head on her desk, trying to catch her breath. Little Bob was now on his knees, leaning on her desk so he would not fall on the floor laughing. “I have said it before, and I will say it again. We need to sell all of Max’s dash camera footage. We would make a fortune if we did,” he said as he gasped for breath.

But in that blur of lights and sweat, I let myself forget. Just for one song. I let him hold me. I let myself forget Desmond. But the illusion didn’t last. BANG. The sound was faint under the music, almost unnoticeable. But it sliced through my chest like a blade. BANG. BANG. The music stopped. Screams ripped through the air. The crowd turned to chaos—people clawing at exits, stumbling over tables, shoving past each other in blind panic. “Down!” Jaxon shouted, grabbing my wrist and dragging me behind a pillar. My knees hit the floor hard as another gunshot rang out.

Mason tried to sound all serious but then couldn't help but burst out laughing again as Evan started running away from him screaming, “Please Mason, Nooooo! Please dude my hairs gonna freeze then fall off! MASON!” I tried my best to keep a straight face. But Mason was chasing around a screaming Evan while blasting a fire extinguisher at him. It was just too damn funny, and I finally gave in as I doubled over with laughter.

It takes a few seconds before she asks “What?” “He won the ‘no-bell’ prize!” and suddenly all the laugh that I keep holding in has let out like a demon leaving a body. I remember scrolling through F******k and seeing that post for the first time. I laughed so hard that my mom thought there was something wrong with me. Best day of my life! Still never fails to crack me up! I calm down, letting out bits of chortles. When I look at Sadie, she’s not laughing. Instead, she looks at me with her eyebrows furrowed. I turn back around, flustered.