South Park Kyle X Cartman Novels & Stories

As I sit on the sofa watching them converse amongst one another I cant help but feel like they stalling. They dont want to say goodbye, the thought alone causes a traitor tear to slip. I quickly wipe it away knowing Kyle's strict parents will be wanting him home soon he'll be coming over to me in 5 4 3 2 1. "Uhm hey little one" says Kyle smiling fondly at me, I pat the space next to me and he sits. This is going to be hard. Out of our group Kyle has always been the most mature, humble and very caring one. Anything you ever need and Kyle's your man. He always has everything you need. Im going to miss him.

I hissed the question at him and his brows furrowed, he opened his mouth to talk but I cut him off with my hands raised in the air. " Just shut the fuck up, hey Dean! Let's switch partners huh? What do you say?" I said to Dean but he shook his head to my surprise. I thought he'd be glad that I was going to let him be with his friend! " Really?" Kyle asked as he looked at me angrily and I made a face as if to say, " duh?". He gritted his teeth before he slammed his hands on the table violently causing a scene but I wasn't afraid of his show of anger. I glared back at him for a few seconds until he scoffed and stormed out of the class.

he asks innocently. “A pup you dumbass,” Carter says with a smirk. I look at Carter and he just chuckles, enjoying torturing Stan instead of him being tortured. “That is amazing news – congratulations!” Stan says as he puts his hand on Carter’s shoulder. Kinsley pulls me in for a hug before Stan reaches over to hug me as well. Carter lets out a low growl, which made us all laugh.

We planned on either killing them out right and collecting the reward money or finding some way to make them disappear from our lives. We finally arrived at the warehouse with two of the vans hanging back about a thousand feet staying out of sight so Spencer and Big Teddy would not know they were there. They would be surrounding the thousand-foot perimeter of the building while Kyle and I went inside. We entered and went straight to the room they had Kept Kyle in previously. Spencer and his father were already sitting there arguing with each other. They stopped talking as soon as they saw me. Big Teddy opened his mouth to say something but all that came out was a gargle. Kyle shot him in the

After the first five rings, Kyle took my phone from me and switched it off. I was seated on the couch, Kyle beside me. I stared blankly into space as memories of the night replayed in my head. I wish I had never gone to that stupid party. "Wanna hear some good jokes?" Kyle smiled. I shrugged. "What do you call a sleeping bull?" He asked, smirking. "A bull-dozer." I replied bluntly. He pouted. I heard Chris' car pull up in the driveway. It wasn't long before Chris made his appearance in the living room.

He has always been the impatient one. “Finally! Let’s go already,” he says as he rushes out the door towards the car. Skye and I giggle as we follow him, climbing in the back seat. Xander drives to his best friend’s house. Kyle and Xander were born on the same day and have been inseparable ever since. It’s always been the four us with the occasional fling attached. “Who is ready for senior year,” yells Kyle as he hops in the car. Kyle is sporting his football jersey along with Xander. Skye and I are in our cheer uniforms as today we will be having a prep rally to celebrate the first day of school.

Kyle's voice surprised me. I grinned fiercely. "Yes. Just a spam call." He didn't quite buy it but let it pass, turning to wave at another lion just materializing. We moved on to other displays, zebras, giraffes, monkeys. Sophia and Kyle went on teasing, their laughter echoing down the path. Damien followed but in silence. When some monkeys started squealing and squabbling over food, Sophia laughed so hard she almost doubled over. Kyle followed, mocking sounds. I shot a glance at Damien, trying to elicit even a smile from him. Instead, he growled, "They're just animals," and turned away.

, he groans. "You're saying that?" Kylee rolls her eyes at him. "I can see the seriousness of stupid teens over here" "You all are freaking different" As I cluelessly gawk at them, mama keeps laughing while unboxing the carts. "Wait! What are you guys talking about?" I exclaim. Kylee and Samuel only giggle at me. Meanwhile, mama gives some clothes to Samuel when I realize Mama and Kylee are also in denim with vibrant color tees. Is that a theme or something?

I felt someone's sharp shoulder touching my arm and my dear grandmother was beside me, also staring at Santiago's butt, but she didn't seem to notice my presence as if she was in deep thought just like I was a few seconds ago. I walked towards Kyle who was seated on a chair and staring at Peaches' bouncing breasts as she jumped excitedly in front of the cribs, trying to entertain the babies. They were thirteen now and both of them had just entered adolescence, but they had developed quickly. They were no more the little children I remembered and Kyle who had always loved Peaches was fascinated by her more, now since she had already developed into a young woman. "Pervert." I smacked Kyle's he

God, he pisses me off. I move over to sit beside Katie, who pulls me to her. “My love!” “Katie!” I exclaim back at her. “Who's cuter? Jacob or Kyle?” She whispers in my ear. I am surprised at her words, looking between the two of them. Kyle is tall, blonde and looks like the star of every movie you see about a high school quarterback, where as Jacob looks like one of those boys you'd find in a country music video or at the rodeo. He gives me a Jake Owen vibe. Both are extremely good looking. But neither of them have a thing on Wyatt.