Space Sayings Funny Novels & Stories

He lifted me into his arms and whispered, “Sophia, our love has now crossed beyond Earth into the stars. Are you ready for this cosmic journey with me?” I rested my head on his chest. “Where you and our child are—that is my world.” Leaving Rahing Singh and Mother behind on Earth, we entered the massive spacecraft. Inside, it looked like a palace made of crystal. As we left Earth’s atmosphere, I looked back at our small blue planet slowly fading away. A strange romantic feeling surrounded me. In the silence of space, Lucas and I held each other—Earth below, endless stars above, and our eternal love in between.

Arthi said making him smile more. “So Aman! Going to U.S but didn’t told anyone of us?” I playfully asked him. “Yeah! I don’t want to totally but it is good for my career. And also the things will fall into right places if I go there.” He said looking at me. “Sorry? Didn’t get you?” I asked him frowning. “Nothing! So tell me any quote on Moon.” He said changing the topic. “Ok this is said by some ‘Vera Nazarian’. Which I read somewhere so don’t ask me where.” I said laughing.

Said the Trinity Master who again explained. "After that in this day and age people say that the earth is only a small planet out of millions of planets in the universe! Hahaha you guys are really funny. Sometimes people can not realize how special the world they live in and think of the world they live in is just a speck trash that occurred from the explosion of the universe." Said the Trinity Master who was still explaining again.

Carter sighed and Katie turned to look at him. "That's all you got?" she spat, "this is suicide!" "Her father said the exact same thing when he tried to stop a hurricane." 🚀 "Ah shit!" cussed one of the astronauts while waiting to plummet to their death inside the rocket, "this is not how I thought I would go." "Oh sure!" responded his partner, a dark-skinned woman as she held on to her space helmet, "it's not like we haven't been on crazier missions like exploring the moon or asteroids in outer space!"

There was even a huge smile on his face. Sam was laughing, and then everyone started laughing. Like a contagion, their laughter grew louder and louder until the entire spacecraft was filled with the sound of their laughter. Strangely, no one spoke, and everyone was lost in the pure joy of laughter. It was a laugh of sweet relief, a laugh to rejoice, to celebrate a new beginning. Laughter that perfectly described their feelings that were hard to express in words. Some men even began dancing, or at least what they thought was dancing on the moon. Their strange twisting movements made Sam laugh even more.

Chu Xun said indifferently. The corner of the strange-looking man's mouth twitched. He knew that Chu Xun was mocking him, but he didn't care. He continued with a smile, "The wonderful part about this place is, when an hour passes here, a whole day passes outside." Chu Xun's eyes widened in surprise, and he blurted out, "Highly-curved Space." The strange-looking man looked at Chu Xun in surprise. "You know about this?"

Louis laughed heartily and so did the man. "Ask them, they'll tell you how long it took for me to believe what they were saying. I swear I nearly lost my shit! I was looking at these people and in my mind I'm like, oh, boy, they've all finally gone bunkers. I knew it was only a matter of time before the aliens invaded earth and sucked all our brains out so mayhaps they had discovered HillsBay first and began their claim of earthains taking brains for snack." Everyone in the room burst out into a ruckus of laughter with his theory. JC hadn't changed one bit, still the same smart ass and lousy joker.

I asked Gunner, a little space man was arguing with the cowboy toy now. “We’re only like half an hour in, are you over it already?” he asked, sounding a little disappointed and surprised, “No, no I like it. I was just thinking that I was a little tired is all” “We can go to bed if you want?” “Nah, I want to watch the rest of it” “Good cause this is my line, watch, watch” Gunner chuckled and squeezed me into his chest tighter. The little spaceman climbed onto the kids bed, said ‘To infinity and beyond’ and then jumped off. Gunner laughed and shook my shoulder,

Mom starts laughing harder. “No, no. The horse speech came after she said all men were emotionally constipated.” “Please stop,” I groan while hiding my face. Lilly isn’t done. “And then there was the time she said she’d rather marry a cactus than give relationships a try.” “In my defense, I was really serious," I mumble. They all burst into laughter; the sound fills the room so warmly that for a second, everything feels light. We’ve barely recovered when the door bursts open, the frame hitting the wall behind it.

“You get to pick first, since you provide the pancakes.” “Nice. I’ll take it.” Twenty minutes later, when Mommy steps out of his room freshly showered and cleanly shaven, they are in the middle of a bitter argument. “My editorial position,” Amanda is saying, not bothering to finish chewing, “is that it would be like shooting pure, undiluted moon in your veins. A super-soldier. Leviathan, but in space. And on steroids.” “Baby . . . no. There’s no atmosphere up there. You’d just be a pincushion for radiation.”