Speak English Memes Novels & Stories

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he whispered. Who is this new gorgeous creature? ***** STFU - Shut the f*ck up GTFOOH - Get the f*ck out of here DILLIGAF - Do I look like I give a f*ck FYFI - For your f*cking information IDGAF - I don't give a f*ck FO - f*ck off GTH - Go to hell

Rhalia fired off, followed by a slew of red flags and eggplant emojis. "I don't know how you did it, but girl... It's been what? Almost a year?? And you still don't feel the urge to jump that absolute Adonis??" Liora added with her signature dramatic flair. I felt heat rush up my neck as I fumbled with my phone, frantically typing, "Oh my God, guys-", but before I could send it, Maelis delivered the kill shot. It was a meme of dogs humping in full force, with the caption: "Don't be shy, sweetheart. If you need tips, I can help. 😈💅"

My vapidness would love to smack some sense in him. ‘Cheers!’ Another wrote with clinking glasses. His teeth would look better on the ground or better as toppings. ‘Can I have some?’ The following goes on. I'd like to have some of your arteries too. ‘Cheap drunks!’ You think you can afford the cheap in the wildest of your dreams. The netizens had a gala day sharing memes amongst themselves. I have become a laughingstock. It ranges from hilarious to disgustingly vulgar. For what? For outspeaking and spitting facts at a jerk's face. For standing up by the side of a vampiress who is forced to become his sex slave. For having opinions that do not reconcile. For wanting to be admired.

WHAT'S 'ASSHAT' AND 'NOE' AND 'ZOE? I_pooped HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I_love_my_mommy TRUST ME, WILL, YOU DON'T WANNA KNOW. I_pooped YES, OR YOUR PRINCELY BRAIN MIGHT EXPLODE. Cereal_killer TEA. Yes_you_suck FR FR. I_pooped EW, SHUT UP, GUYS. STOP RUINING TEA. Will_the_devil WHERE THE HECK DID 'TEA' COME FROM?

“Just be happy that I’m somewhat fond of you. You don’t know how difficult it is to like you, knowing that you’re related to that git.” Mikhail throws his head back and laughs. “Jeez, Azazel. Sometimes I wonder if you’re making half of what you say up.” Azazel scowls. “I am not making anything up, you wanker. It’s not my fault that you cannot speak proper English. I blame it on your savage upbringing.” Mikhail scoffs in reply. “I guess I’ll just get an English to British dictionary. I’m sure there’s one titled, “How to speak English like a pompous asshole.”

It always takes me a few minutes to fully wake up. “Oh, what was it you wanted to tell me really quick?” “Pizdets.” I shout whispered. For you English speakers, it means “fucked up” in Russian. It’s easily one of the most used words in my vocabulary. The Universe is always working against me. Of course because I didn’t want her to bring it up, she would.

"Soineedyouanddadtopleasedontfreakoutbutbehappyformeandcometogiveusyourmarriageblessing." "Okay." What? "Okay? Is that it? Just okay? Did you hear what I just said mum?" "Frankly speaking, I don't understand Russia but I got few English words like hybrids, coronated, marked and fortnight." Okay, something is definitely wrong somewhere. "And you're not freaking out? Mum are you sure you heard me well?" "Am I supposed to be freaking out?"

“Mila, you’re a saint!” Then, he pulled out his phone. “Look at the group chat. It’s exploding!” The group name had been changed to ‘Care and Support of the Clown Werewolf King,’ and it was flooded with merciless mockery. Someone had photoshopped Sarek’s face with clown makeup and captioned it: [So I came after. I’m a homewrecker.] There were even meme videos titled, “The Werewolf King’s Breakup Survival Guide.” Louis laughed so hard his whole body shook. “Hahaha! That’s brutal!”

Tugging on my lower lip, I quickly typed out a reply, deciding to go with the flow. Me: good…sup? +39 XXX: Sup? What does that mean? A snort escaped me before I could I stop myself. “What the hell are you smiling at?” Tanya asked, pausing on her task at hand. Angela and Ava had their eyes fixed on me too. A fake smile tugged on my lips. “Uhh… nothing? Just saw a funny meme that's all.” Her eyes narrowed, almost like she didn't believe but then she nodded, resuming her work on Ava's nails. “Okay…”