Spongebob Annoys Squidward Novels & Stories

2:05pm Squidward : We're gonna binge all kdrama. 2:05pm SpongeBob : Aye 2:06 pm Squidward : Have you seen the new recommendations?. 2:07pm SpongeBob : Nope. 2:08pm Squidward : Don't tell me you've not seen the space sweepers?. 2:09 pm SpongeBob : No… "Gotcha" Sabrina's voice startled Angelina, making her drop her phone, "chatting during work?" she scowled at her.

I grit out. "Oohh, I am so scared." She fake shudders then laughs. "You think I am scared of you?" She saunters forward, "You are nothing compared to me. You are just trash and you need to be thrown into the trash truck." Real mature, Natasha. You get insults out of SpongeBob SquarePants cartoons. How original. "Now listen. I don't have time for you or your useless conversations, so I'm going to say it again, slowly this time. Get. The. Fuck. Out. Of. My. Way." I growl

The blue cat robot scowled at me, how dare he? "Spongebob.", I yelled for my best friend."No one loves me, take me with you to the ocean. I'll even sew you a new pair of pants. Promise." I requested the sponge whose large blue eyes brightened in delight."Is it a yes?" I exclaimed taking a step towards the adorable blue-eyed sponge. "No, no one is going anywhere.", Mr Arnold ordered as he looked at me with a stern face. The cat robot and yellow sponge got afraid listening to him yelling and the next second, Doraemon took out his anywhere door and both of them vanished.

Sophia couldn't tell who was having more fun anymore. Janus or Adrian. For almost thirty minutes, the two of them did nothing but splash water at each other, chase one another around the pool, and invent games that only the two of them seemed to understand. "I'm the shark!" Janus shouted. "No! I'm the shark!" Adrian answered immediately. "You're the octopus, Uncle!" Adrian frowned. "Why am I the octopus?" "Because you're old!"

Arabella Rivera Finding Haiden Cross was proving to be the most difficult thing to do. Scratch being a dry crusty SpongeBob, I was now a hamster on a wheel as I searched high and low for the damn brute. Of course, I couldn't exactly ask anyone if they've seen the tall brooding bad boy, not if I want to raise suspicion. I sighed folding my arms as I leaned my back on the wall opposite the males' bathroom. Every guy who would come out after taking a piss would stare at me strangely.

He barks when SpongeBob appears on TV. "You like SpongeBob, huh? Me too," I say as I continue having my cereal. After an hour or so of watching cartoon and trying to destract myself and my thoughts, I've already eaten one bar of chocolate and a quarter of the ice-cream is already settling down in my tummy. I'll have the cake later.

“You are so so stupid Lucas “He mumbled to himself as he eats. ——————————————— “Ariel!!!”Rachel yelled as she barged into her sister’s room. “What is it ...am trying to study “Ariel groaned. “Where is my singlet ....oh you are even wearing it, “Rachel said as she eyes, Ariel. The Sponge-bob square-pant singlet is Rachel’s favorite and Ariel badly wants it the day they shopped for clothes but Rachel was fast to pick it. “How many times have I told you to stop going through my things? Now you are even putting on my Singlet”

"Cross my heart, pumpkin, I'll be back before you can say SpongeBob SquarePants," "SpongeBob SquarePants!" She shrieked and burst into laughter. I laughed along with her parents and walked out of the ward. Mrs. Siege was standing outside, tapping her feet impatiently and nervously. I shoved my hands into the pockets of my white jacket and tilted my head. "Fawn," I called her by her first name. She flinched a bit because she didn't realize I was standing there. "Are you okay? You're obviously worried and nervous. What's up?"

, i said chuckling as he stood up. ~~~~~~~~Few Moments later~~~~~~~ (In SpongeBob voice) I tried as much as possible to go up the stairs as without making a sound, but i guess Bryan really wasn't getting thr hint. "Cammy! Is that you?", my mom yelled from the kitchen making me freeze at a spot. I took my index finger to my lips signing Bryan to shush, he nodded. "No, it's me Bryan!", he answered. "Oh Bryan, freshen up for dinner in while, and call Cammy to set the table", she said breaking my bubble, shit! That what what i was avoiding. "Yeah, but I think she's still in the shower", Bryan said covering me up giving me the hint to run into the bathroom.

I mentally rolled my eyes. He opened his mouth to say whatever he was about to, but a phone call interrupted him. Shocker. The universe wanted me to die of curiosity. He groaned and gave me a pleading and apologetic look before answering the call. He blinked continuously as the person spoke. He froze, looking mortified. "What do you mean SpongeBob started playing?" I had a feeling that this was going to be very entertaining. "I told you to open the presentation on my laptop before hooking it up to the meeting projector."