Spongebob Disturbing Novels & Stories

LUCY'S POV Ohh Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SpongeBob SquarePants Observant and yellow and porous is he? SpongeBob SquarePants If nonentical nonsense be something you wish? SpongeBob SquarePants Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish? SpongeBob SquarePants Ready? SpongeBo SquarePants SpongeBob SquarePants SpongeBob SquarePants Sponge-Bob Square-Pants *********** I am currently watching an episode of my favorite show, SpongeBob. Don't judge me, ok, I still love the cartoon. After waking up today with a splitting headache, everything that happened yesterday came back to me.

DAMON 'Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?' The television yelled. "Spongebob SquarePants!" My seven-year-old niece squealed in response. From where I was, I watched her move her upper body energetically to the rest of the theme song and when the end came, I took over.

If her sister was like a glass doll, then this pretty girl was like a sunflower in a field. Let's call her....a beautiful girl version of Sponge Bob. Sponge girl? "We are just playing with her," Patrick said while grinning. I lowered my head. Liar. You're clearly bullying me. "Hey Ginger, are they bothering you?" I glanced up at Sponge girl. ...Ginger? Oh, yeah my red hair. But I am not offended since I don't feel any malice in her tone. But should I tell her? That these kids were bothering me and stealing my Elizabeth away? What if Sponge girl told about this to my parents? They would know I brought Elizabeth.

After a moment he hands over his IPhone to me. I put it on airplane mode and throw it. It goes right inside the pool. "What the...?" Blake was shocked to say at least. "Your phone was broken. I put it on airplane mode and it still did not fly." I say and shrug. I get up and run over back to the kitchen. My heels were long back abandoned. And there he was. Sitting on the sink. "Sponge Bob! I missed you." I run over to him and start talking to him.

Jesha smiled and started to prepare two sandwiches, one for Maze and one for herself. In the meantime, Maze turned on the tv and started to watch *SpongeBob and SquarePants* She slowly lay on the couch and started to enjoy the show whisking off all her worries.

She looked at him, blinking twice with pouted lips. "What?" "How the hell are you enjoying this?" he asked. "Huh?" "How can there be fire underwater? A car crashes into them, and they get up the next second. SpongeBob sliced himself into pieces, and a snail… the snail meowed! It’s not a fucking cat! And Patrick literally swallowed his own brain and laughed. How the fûck Sandy able to stay underwater? And what’s a rocket doing under the—" Morticia’s laughter cut him off, echoing through the room as Klaus stared at her seriously, only making her laugh harder.

And here I am wondering why I think of spongebob in the middle of a Physis class. "Good, I don't want to be a grandparent so soon." He breath out in relief "so what's it you're not telling me?" "OK, we got two good ones and a bad one." well more like one good one and two bad ones. "So which one do you want to hear first?" "Hmm the bad one." He reply shoving more food in his mouth. "OK....... "I stretch "I have to quit working at De marts." "And the good ones?"

"Will you please explain to me love why there are soap suds on the whole bathroom floor at 6 in the morning? I almost slip on the floor if I did not grab on the counter on time!" "You see Gideon. Uhmmm." I need a valid excuse. I need a good explanation to pacify his irritation. Help me! "Spongebob" I mentally face palm myself. I can even hear my ancestors say what the fudge. "What? Spongebob?" Gideon crossed his arms across his chest letting me dig my own grave deeper. So I did. We aim to please. "It is his fault. You see he got bored under the sea so he float up to the surface and decided to play in our bathroom with Peter the starfish."

Doctor Sweet has a look on her face that shows she knew what Chocolate was doing and didn't it one about it "It's alright, Vanilla. I don't mind being late today—" "Unless it happens everyday because Vanilla gets attached to going with you and people start questioning—" I eventually blurt out "It's fine! It's okay! I'd go on your stupid bike!" Right now, I feel like Mrs Puff in SpongeBob when the yellow dude keeps rambling about really annoying things and she gets so pissed, she actually puffs and becomes a ball. Because that's how I look right now.

Crumbs and smears dotted the rug—potential stains on an artifact worth more than most people's homes—but she was oblivious, lost in giggles. Lukas edged closer, peering at the screen. His surprise deepened: it was SpongeBob SquarePants, not some trendy new show, but the very episodes that had captivated him as a kid—timeless absurdity with that yellow sponge and his starfish sidekick flipping Krabby Patties. Nostalgia flickered amid his irritation.