Spongebob I Ripped My Pants Song Lyrics Novelas e Histórias

“ Are ya ready kids? (Aye, aye, captain) I can't hear you (Aye, aye, captain) Oh Who lives in a pinneapple under the sea? (Spongebob Squarepants) Absorbent and yellow and porous is he? (Spongebob Squarepants)” I came brought out of my thoughts as SpongeBob’s theme sounds blares through the hall way and pour into my room through the doors cracks. I look over to the clock on the wall and read that the time is 2am. “What in the…” I say to myself , confused as fuck. The theme song quietens down but it is still playing. I briskly walk towards my door. Upon opening the door , I hear giggling that fills the hallways. I put my head out my door and see a blanket being pulled around the corner.

"Hello? Theresa? You there?" "Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?" The TV rang out. " Ooh SpongeBob," he chirped in a cheerful voice. I kinda like where this is going. "Absorbent and yellow and porous is he?" He sang along. "If nautical nonsense be something you wish," "Dude," I turned the phone to my face. " Hey Theresa, could you turn me back to SpongeBob? I wanna finish .... OMG! Theresa! You're finally talking to me!" He screamed.

“None of your damn business!” “…Fine.” Benjamin muttered. Wendy didn’t want to spend another second near him. She turned to leave, but as Benjamin instinctively reached out to stop her, his hand accidentally grabbed her dress. *Riiip—* There was an audible tear. A sudden chill hit Wendy’s legs. She looked down. Her brand-new dress had been torn, revealing the most mortifying sight—her cartoon-print underwear, starring none other than SpongeBob SquarePants. “Aaaaaaah!”

she responded in a child's voice, bringing her hand to the side of her head like she was saluting. "I can't hear you…" Hayden raised his brow. "Aye-aye captain!" she giggled. "Ohhhhhh! Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?" They chorused. "SpongeBob SquarePants!...Absorbent and yellow and porous is he!.... SpongeBob SquarePants!" They sang out the SpongeBob theme song without care of their surroundings, lost in the childish vibes. "SquarePants" they squealed the last word and hi-five each other, laughing out loud.

Van’s voice took over as Joel downed his beer and jumped off the table, “Yogi’s got a little friend.” “Booboo, Booboo.” I turned and saw Charlie and Stub yell-singing too. “Yogi’s got a little friend.” “Booboo, Booboo Bear, Booboo, Booboo Bear, Booboo, Booboo Bear.” Van kissed the closest woman to him and continued. “Yogi’s got a little friend.” “Booboo, Booboo Bear.” I caught on to the lyrics as someone else took over another verse. The next verse was about Yogi’s girlfriend, Cindy, followed by Cindy likes it on the fridge, polar, polar bear. I almost died again when the next guy sang, “Booboo likes it up the ass.”

Charles had a permanent frown all along so when school was over I quickly followed Brenna. Riding back home with Charles was dangerous with that face he had on. ******************************************** So I got home and decided to take a shower before watching my long awaited Spongebob new episodes and crashing on bed. I’m broken......🎶🎶. I tell you I’m fine....... Cause you wouldn’t believe me, if you knew the things that crossed my mind.......🎶🎶 I was busy singing in the shower as i let the cold water rush through my hair and unto my skin. I used my conditioner as a microphone and applied pressure on it at some point of the song.

The role you made me play Of the fool, no, I don’t like you,” I barely registered someone running up the stairs, but I kept singing: “But I got smarter I got harder in the nick of time Honey, I rose up from the dead I do it all the time,” I finished the last “Look what you just made me do” from the final chorus when one of my mom’s favorites when she’s really angry came to my mind. “Play ‘Having A Blast’ by Green Day!” I shouted into the microphone. When nobody moved, I keyed it into youtube, and started to jump to the beat. “I'm takin' all you down with me Explosives duct taped to my spine Nothing's gonna change my mind I won't listen to anyone's last words

I was once again on my knees and in direct line of sight with his thick bulge. “You ruined my pants. What are we going to do about it?”

Deciding to ignore her, I just rolled my eyes and put my phone back in my jeans. "Does she have a "like" syndrome? I heard it's deadly, especially for brain cells," It's a miracle! JerkAss actually said something right and bright. "MR. LANGSTON!" A shout came from the shop. We turn around and groaned when we saw it was the best friend of Sponge Bob, Patrick. -I made a joke. "Call me Reed, starfish." That's actually funny, "Mr. Langston is my father, the one with gray hairs and a lot of wrinkles." Now that's just plain rude.

SpongeBob SquarePants is playing on the TV. I bring down the volume deciding to nap for a bit. I come awake when the ground moves beneath me. My eyes open to slits. Niko is carrying me to our bedroom. I must have fallen asleep on the couch. He places me softly on the bed covering my legs with the comforter but I sit up pushing it away before untying the knot on my robe. Pulling it from underneath me and tossing it to the floor. I notice he has removed his suit jacket and bow tie. The sleeves of his white shirt rolled up to his elbow. He looks good like that.