Spongebob Memes Patrick Novels & Stories

"You know what, you both have a lot of things in common." "Who? Gavin?" "No! My brother, silly." "Hmm.. like what?" "First you're both stubborn." and she laughed when I playfully narrowed my eyes on her. "You both have strong personalities and I noticed that your favourite cartoon character is the same." She wiggled her eyebrows. "Spongebob?" I asked in surprise. "Yes, and he's still watching it every day." "But how can he watch it if he's always busy in the office?" "He has a phone and he's watching it online."

"Um....kid, what's your name?" "Patrick." "Hi, Patrick. Where's SpongeBob?" I joked, but the kid doesn’t seem to get it. Patrick just tilted his head to the side. "Never mind. My name is Hailey. Nice to meet you, Patrick." He didn't say anything. Well this is awkward. "So um.....tell me, Patrick. What are you doing in this building? Are you lost?" He nodded. "Do you...or do you know someone here that I could take you to?"

Deciding to ignore her, I just rolled my eyes and put my phone back in my jeans. "Does she have a "like" syndrome? I heard it's deadly, especially for brain cells," It's a miracle! JerkAss actually said something right and bright. "MR. LANGSTON!" A shout came from the shop. We turn around and groaned when we saw it was the best friend of Sponge Bob, Patrick. -I made a joke. "Call me Reed, starfish." That's actually funny, "Mr. Langston is my father, the one with gray hairs and a lot of wrinkles." Now that's just plain rude.

He wiggled his eyebrows at me while his eyes twinkled with amusement making me blushed and shook my head. "Walaykumsalam, morning! My dream was blank, no need of flattering yourself. I would rather dreamt of SpongeBob than dreamt of you," I playfully sneered at him, playing with my fingers. "Wow, that's nice and cool. I know you are obsessed with SpongeBob; I think I will have to compete with it now. Thank Allah, not with Tom and Jerry," he fake- gasped, holding his chest in a painful manner. "Your food is on the table," I said dismissively, trying hard not to laugh.

8 YEARS AGO "I like Patrick better because he's a starfish." Garriet said and I rolled my eyes. "But sponge Bob is smart and Patrick is dumb." I frowned getting angry as I swung my sailor moon lunch box and held her hand. Daddy said I should always protect Garriet because she has a weak heart. "Rage don't insult Patrick he's my friend," she warned. "Ok I won't anymore." I told her and we got into the lonely bridge road.

“My life is over. How am I supposed to show my face now?” “It’s okay, Maeve. You might have lost your dignity, but you’ve gained popularity. “Take a look. It’s hilarious. Luke has SpongeBob SquarePants plastered all over his boxers.” She shoved the phone in my face, and I wanted to crawl into a hole and die. The whole thing was captured in HD—the exact moment I tripped and pantsed Luke. I fled the scene in a panic while Luke stared at my receding figure with a grimace.

She and Erin were SpongeBob and Patrick in their own world. “Erin darling” she squealed as she rushed to him and hugged him. “You do smell nice today.” Erin beamed like an idiot. “Ah, thank you sweetheart. That's something Lisa would never say to me.” He looked over at me and gave me a sassy look. My mouth fell open. “What the actual hell? What is that supposed to mean?” Megan stepped in quickly. “It means that you should compliment him everyday. So do your job girl!” She turned to give Erin a high five and he was more than happy to welcome it.

She looked at him, blinking twice with pouted lips. "What?" "How the hell are you enjoying this?" he asked. "Huh?" "How can there be fire underwater? A car crashes into them, and they get up the next second. SpongeBob sliced himself into pieces, and a snail… the snail meowed! It’s not a fucking cat! And Patrick literally swallowed his own brain and laughed. How the fûck Sandy able to stay underwater? And what’s a rocket doing under the—" Morticia’s laughter cut him off, echoing through the room as Klaus stared at her seriously, only making her laugh harder.

Jaime smiles. Patrick begins laughing as we start walking again. “Look, man, I’m happy for you. Think you can put in a good word for me? I know that I’m not her favorite person. I want to keep hanging out with you, you know?” “Dude, you’re gonna have to eat some shit and apologize,” I cut my eyes at him. “I know, I know,” he says, rubbing the back of his head. “This is not going to be fun.”

I felt like I was working at the Krusty Krab, even though cashier Mondy wasn't like Squidward. "Jelly jellyfish." "What are you talking about?" I shook my head. Because thinking about Spongebob and Spongebob who like to hunt jelly jellyfish with Patrick. When we finished we went home, Nick brought his truck which was worthy of a museum. I only walk, because the distance of Mr. Ford's Cafe and my flat is only 15 minutes walk. 💰💰💰💰💰💰💰 In the cafe did not feel at all, now I feel my whole body crushed. I decided to take a warm bath.