Spongebob Sarcasm 소설 & 이야기

] /All the time? [Each and every thought.] /... I see. Well, what use is this skill you speak of when I can't do anything to change what is bound to happen?/ [That's for you to figure out.] /And I'm saying-! Ah, nevermind. ... ... By the way, you do realise that my comment about you being smart was me being sarcastic, right?/ [Sarcastic?] After a short pause, the system mumbled. [So that's sarcasm…]

I didn't text him back, I just put it back inside my dress' pocket. "You also love 'Spongebob Squarepants' Belle?" "Huh?" I asked her back confused. Her voice was a bit loud and the boys around us also turned to her, especially Daniel and Alex. "Uhm.. yeah. It's kinda cute." I answered her having no clue on what was going on inside her mind. "Spongebob Squarepants.. uhmm.. yeah, it's kinda cute." She added a bit louder and I chuckled when I noticed the two men glaring at her. Are they having an issue or problem with Spongebob Squarepants?

"Okay" Spencer hissed cocking his face to one side. They would fall into predictability, what would be interesting about their conversation if it all became monotonous; so silly and trivial, he didn't get to that table and she was waiting for him for so long just to hear a 'truism', he felt stupid. "You might just be pretending and messing with my head." the young man laughed lightly. "Your sarcasm doesn't sit well with me!" he spat at the possibility of that being his next move.

" I say throwing her arm around my shoulders. "Are those chocolates." She frowns when we got to the stairs. This is really going to be hard. "Do you know sponge Bob is a sponge?" She looks up to me expectantly. "I like sponge Bob, I mean his nice and makes nice crabby paddies." Another step up. "But I don't like Patrick he is so mean." Another step up. "And Mr crab is just too in love with money, just like that son of a chocolate." That should be me.

He mumbled suggestively in a lower tone, causing me to raise an eyebrow at him. "You don't know me" I laughed at nothing in particular. I had no idea why I laughed because what I said wasn't funny, but in my drunken state everything felt like swirly colours and SpongeBob land. Can I say SpongeBob land? Wouldn't it more likely be SpongeBob water? "But I would like to," he argued, cutting off my ridiculous thoughts. I eyed him as carefully as I could, analysing if I could trust him or not. My fuzzy mind couldn't draw a proper conclusion, yet I felt oddly comfortable with him.

she said, sighing looking at her phone, bringing it to her chest. She walked to her cubicle to drown herself in work before she went home, she was typing furiously when her phone beeped. 2:00pm Squidward : Guess what?!. 2:00pm SpongeBob : You know I'm not good at guessing. 2:00pm Squidward : I'll buy you your favorite ice cream. 2:01pm SpongeBob : How can you buy me ice cream when you are miles away from me except if you want to order it for me and I don't mind.

I will ask. "Well... I just wanted to ask something but..." Bennet looked away and I stopped smiling when I saw the slight reddening of his ears and cheeks. A sign that he was feeling embarrassed about something. "I just wanted to ask... why... why..." "Why what?" "Why... hmm.. oh damn!" Bennet was annoyed. "Why do women find Spongebob adorable?! I mean... he's nothing but a yellow stingy sponge that lives under the sea? What is it about him that makes women want him?!" asked Bennet in shock.

“What? I was just kidding but truth to be told, you holding on to your virginity like Spongebob holding on to his Krabby Patty in yesterday episode...” “My virginity will rot? That’s….ew.” She was referring to a Spongebob Squarepants episode where he created a Krabby Patty and rather than eating it, he kept the patty until it rots and become all worms and rotten. “Me and my cartoons. I can’t help it. The kids are forcing me to watch their shows. I even bought Netflix and they are overpowering the TV.” Rosa laughed. “And what does hubby thinks about this?” Clara grinned. “Tim likes them getting distracted with TV because it gives us more opportunity for some sexy time.”

"Did you eat a bag of confidence before coming back here? I can snap your neck like a twig right now!" "Go ahead and do it, Seraphina, if that's going to make you look prettier. Has anyone ever told you your eyes are bigger than SpongeBob's?" I said sarcastically. Her face turned scarlet. "How dare you?!" she roared, raising her hand to slap me, but someone caught her hand before she could.

He made no effort to conceal the underlying sarcasm. And yet, unlike before, it did not sting at all. Drama Queen? And I? Yeah, what a joke. Guess he needs his brain repaired at this point and see for real who's the true drama queen. I doubt if he would ever see the truth anyway. The corner of my lips twitched faintly. “Sorry to disappoint, Mr. Santos, but you're mistaken this time.” My words were calm, steady, and free of the urgency that used to define every conversation I had.