Super Funny Jokes

When enemies came seeking revenge, my brother was off with his first love, chasing a golden sunrise over the mountains. I didn't beg him to save us. Instead, I dragged my sister-in-law to safety, dodging killers. In my last life, my brother rushed home, but his first love got caught in an avalanche. Before she passed, she texted him, accusing me and my sister-in-law of humiliating her with money and threatening her to leave him. The fateful trip was her final wish. Her death crushed me with guilt, but my brother dismissed it, holding a perfunctory funeral for her before moving on. I thought he had recommitted to his family, but while my sister-in-law recovered from childbirth, he slipped poison into our meal. "How do I have such a vile sister like you?" he spat. "And you... I only married you for family interests. You two killed the love of my life!" He set the house on fire, burning us alive. Even his newborn son wasn't spared. When I opened my eyes again, I was back on that fateful day.

He pressed him against the door, breath hot, voice ragged. “If you don’t want this… tell me to stop.” A pause. A heartbeat. “I can’t.” ~~~~~~~~~~~~ Some obsessions aren’t meant to be touched. Some men aren’t meant to be loved. And some desires don’t care. This collection isn’t about perfect love. It’s about the one you weren’t supposed to want— Another man. Your brother’s best friend. Your enemy’s son. Your professor. Your fake fiancé. The man who shouldn’t look at you like that. The man you can’t stop wanting. Every story is a man falling for another man when he shouldn’t—and doing it anyway. Fast-paced, emotionally sharp, and dangerously seductive, every story in Burnt Offerings dives headfirst into the hunger we deny, the rules we break, and the lovers we were warned to stay away from. Some affairs stay in the dark. Others start wildfires. This isn't a love story. It's all the ones you swore you’d never tell. All of them about men who should have walked away from each other… but didn’t.

Jessica is a hard working woman struggling to balance work, school and build a career. Destiny places her right in the path of a brighter future as she meets her first love and paves the foundation for her career. Everything is going well until she falls in love with another man. Can she love two men or is this a recipe for disaster?

Lorien, the only male omega in his pack, has spent his life being ridiculed. When he discovers that his fated mate is Cassius Blackwood, the Alpha’s son and his worst bully, one night of passion ends in public rejection. Heartbroken, Lorien flees, only to find out he is pregnant with Cassius’ children. Years later, Cassius, now a powerful Alpha and mafia leader, is forced to track Lorien down for reasons beyond regret. But when he learns about the twins he never knew existed, tensions rise as another Alpha, Matthias Delacroix, stands by Lorien's side. Caught between the past and a brewing war, Lorien faces a future he never expected.

Bzzzzzzzzzzzzt! Listrik menggelegar mengacaukan seisi akademi, hanya karena emosi seorang gadis bernama Li Zhiya yang meluap tak terkendali. Orang-orang akademi mengira, gadis itu hanyalah anak pemula yang baru saja mengenal dunia super human. Tapi, ternyata ...

A young guy keeps getting into trouble in very funny and unfortunate ways. He wrecked havocs on people too, mistakenly. He hallucinated and had great fantasies about people to brighten up his hearers. Afterwards, he came back to his mundane reality.

Setelah pindah ke dunia di mana energi Blast dihidupkan kembali, Aku menyadari bahwa ini adalah dunia yang dikuasai oleh Demon Rage. Tapi yang paling menarik adalah bahwa manusia dengan kemampuan khusus memang ada! Mereka pemilik kekuatan khusus ini disebut Blasteris. Mengagumkan untuk menyaksikan Penguasa Kilat dan Api, Perubahan Menjadi Raksasa, regenerasi sel tubuh, teleportasi, telepati, Kecepatan super, dan banyak lagi. Dan ternyata aku memiliki itu semua.

If these three months pass and I don't shed a single tear because of you, Chris... you will apologize to me and my family at the door of our home in my city, on both knees in our neighborhood! His eyes narrowed and shone intensely, only seconds until he came towards me and I was still leaning on the door, he stood right in front of me and raised my chin with his left hand.. He forced me to stare at him and said coldly: I apologize to you?? you ?! I have heard many jokes in my life..but a funny joke like this..I have never heard of it..this was what our agreement stipulated before I threw myself into his world, but events took another turn that I did not expect..who are you!! Which one of them would you be? What is the nature of your colorful world?! Rather, the most important.. What is my fault in all these intertwining and where fate takes me?

Dua tahun yang lalu, terjadi pembantaian para prajurit yang bertugas di sebuah pos jaga pedalaman. Komandan pos, putra seorang jenderal, dituduh menjadi pelakunya meskipun ia juga tewas dalam pembantaian itu. Sang jenderal tidak menerima tuduhan itu. Ia menyewa penyelidik swasta tuna rungu, Rimba, untuk menyelidiki kasus tersebut. Penyelidikan membawa Rimba pada Sakti, seorang perwira super yang selalu sukses dalam menjalankan misi. Rimba mencurigai Sakti sebagai pelaku pembantaian sesungguhnya. Demi kelancaran penyelidikan, Rimba mendekati Widya, adik angkat Sakti yang merupakan seorang polwan. Rimba tidak menyadari bahwa Sakti amat terobsesi pada Widya, sehingga kedekatan Rimba dan Widya membuat Sakti curiga dan mengancam Rimba. Belakangan, penyelidikan kasus pembantaian tersebut malah mengungkap berbagai kasus kematian lainnya yang berkaitan dengan Sakti. Menyadari betapa berbahayanya Sakti, Widya dan Rimba pun akhirnya bergabung untuk menghentikan Sakti. Saat Widya lebih memilih Rimba, Sakti murka hingga mengejar mereka. Menggunakan kekuatan super rahasianya yang mengerikan, Sakti lalu menguasai seluruh pasukan militer dan kepolisian di kota. Pasukan tersebut dikerahkan untuk menangkap Rimba dan Widya agar Sakti dapat menghukum Rimba dan memiliki Widya seutuhnya.

Bonnie and Clyde. Friends to lovers. Lovers to strangers. Bonnie Angelou has always been in love with her childhood best friend; Clyde. She did so many unimaginable things just to keep him looking at her. Ayaw na ayaw niya kapag naagaw ng iba ang atensyon ng lalaki mula sa kanya. Kaya naman para siyang super glue kung makadikit dito para mabantayan at huwag maagaw ng iba ang minamahal. Lahat ng kalokohan, sasakyan niya. Lahat ng hiling, pagbibigyan niya. Pero sa huli, mukhang hindi pa rin sapat...