Super Funny Sayings

"What about her?" Andre asked."Who?" I asked he motioned to a group of women specifically the one sitting down, I couldnt really see her because of the dim lights and the group of friends she had around her."No,""Why not?" Jason asked I took another sip before saying."She is sitting with her friends,""And?" Andre asked."Her friends are drunk,""And?" Jason asked confused."She is the only one with a beer and look at how she continuously checks her phone every five second,""And?""The beer isn't strong which means she is the designated driver her friends are drunk which means she has to leave soon, and the phone just shows that she would rather be anywhere but here, like she has much more important things to do. Which let's me know she probably won't give me the time of day because I'm not the most important thing in her life right now,""She is the one, she is the one you got to date"

After being cheated by her beloved boyfriend, Joan Green decided to revenge him. She slept with his uncle, her future uncle-in-law, Noah Hugo, the last kid in the Hugo family, almost the same age with her Ex-boyfriend Fletcher. He was a top and outstanding billionaire in the entire state, having women by his side or sleeping with them was never his desire. Work and Women, are his whole world. Joan contacted and seduced Noah via her private account but she was rejected because Noah knew who she was. 「Wanna F?」 「Pretty. But I don’t fuck my nephew’s girl.」 Joan was furious when she saw his reply, but she didn’t expect that Noah would drink with her at the same pub.She was embarrassed and wanted to escape from him. But he asked her the same question「Wanna F?」 and then... Joan slept with him all night. After she wake up, she just found out that Noah knew her full name. He even knew her cousin Karen Green. That meant Noah knew Joan’s ex-boyfriend betrayed her? Or did he also play trick on her and regard her as a joke!? Joan was in a rage and delete him directly! What if Noah was a scum like Fletcher, then he would never contact Joan again and showed everyone that Joan was a stupid woman. But why? Noah's message was lying on her list again: 「Give me one more chance.」

"You are nothing but a Sperm Donor." "But I am your Sperm Donor." After helping deliver dozens of babies into the world, midwife Anna Johnson is longing for her child. Since her luck has always proven itself unuseful in bed, she turns to sperm donation as one last futile attempt to have a child. The donor she chooses from the catalog seems to be the perfect match - cute, college-educated, creamy, topped with a pair of the most mesmerizing brown eyes she's ever seen. Little does Anna know that the man behind the file is entirely unaware of this whole ordeal, as a cause of a drunken dare. When Daniel Williams finds out about this, things are bound to go down. WATTPAD BEINGZANYAROSS

Kiara Azizah, seorang pelajar SMA yang terjebak perasaan rumit bersama dua pria sekaligus. Mereka adalah Angkasa Bagaskara, cowok dingin yang berstatus sebagai kekasihnya. Dan Rio Merni, pria dewasa yang konyol dan begitu mendamba cintanya. Tentu penuh kebimbangan diantara dua pria yang sama-sama penuh dengan pesona itu. Siapakah yang akan Kiara pilih sebegai pelengkap hidupnya? Apakah cowok dingin dan ketus yang berhasil dia pacari? Atau pria dewasa yang penuh dengan sejuta kekocakan dan romantisnya? Ikuti perjalanan mendebarkan mereka!

Pernah membayangkan cermin tua di loteng nenekmu bisa jadi portal ke dunia lain? Liora, gadis biasa dengan selera humor unik, mengalaminya! Ia terlempar ke Elysia, dunia magis yang berkilauan... namun kini di ambang kehancuran. Keindahan Elysia, yang dihuni elf anggun dan berdenyut dengan sihir Aether, terancam oleh Kaum Umbra yang haus kuasa. Dipimpin Komandan Vane Morwen yang dingin dan penuh perhitungan, mereka bernafsu merebut Crysalis Aetheria, jantung magis Elysia. Liora, yang awalnya hanya gadis sinis yang tersesat, justru menemukan takdir tak terduga. Ia adalah "Penenun Takdir" yang diramalkan, dengan kekuatan sihir es yang baru bangkit! Bersama Pangeran Riel yang mulia dan Arista, prajurit elf tangguh, Liora harus menempuh perjalanan berbahaya melintasi gunung es keramat, menghadapi makhluk bayangan, dan membongkar rahasia Perang Kuno. Mampukah Liora, yang lebih akrab dengan sarkasme daripada mantra sihir, menguasai kekuatannya dan menemukan "melodi harmoni" untuk melawan kegelapan Vane Morwen? Ini bukan hanya pertarungan demi nasib sebuah dunia, tapi juga pencarian jati diri Liora di tengah pusaran takdir yang mengancam menelannya. Antara harapan yang membeku dan bayangan yang tak pernah tidur, setiap pilihan bisa mengubah segalanya

Once bitten, twice shy. This saying motivated me to abstain from things that have hurt me in the past and one of it, is women. I'm Adam, a famous billionaire. I owned multinational companies and funny enough, I have only male employees. I don't let women get close to me. I avoid them like they were a plague but then, it came to a matter of life and death and - she's the only one that can save my son's life....

Marcus Eastwood, a well known pauper who feeds on money earned from running other's errand have his life turned upside down after he found out his true identity, a scion of a hidden super rich family. It took only a night before he rise to power.

Aku dihina sesat, dihianati calon tunanganku, dan hidup sebatang kara dengan penuh cemoohan warga. Tapi, aku akan buktikan pada mereka bahwa aku bisa menjadi Sang Jenius Penguasa!

The Water Girl is about a girl in high school that's the water girl for the high school popular football team. She gets picked on and made fun of all the time, but there is one boy that takes an interest in her. Brody likes River for who she is. He thinks she's funny, and beautiful. But the guy that's been tormenting her for years realizes he's in love with her after he broke his leg and River had to help him. who does she pick.

Life can be cruel, life can be hard, and one has to keep fighting not to let down their guard cause most battles went through make a person who they are, being proud of your scars is the best. Struggle, Pain and Failure led Ashley, a girl desperate in need of a job to save her dying mother to end up falling into a trap. She got marked as a demon mate and had no way out but the situation takes a funny turn when she realized she is more than a mate!