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Pandya lahir dari Ibu 'Rakyat Jelata' dan Pemimpin Padepokan. Karena sejak kecil bertubuh lemah dan tidak memiliki tenaga dalam sejak kecil, ia menjadi incaran utama dalam perebutan posisi pewaris. Saat berusaha kabur, Pandya justru tertangkap pembunuh bayaran dan dibunuh di tempat. Namun, sebuah pedang menyelamatkannya dan memberi kekuatan besar yang belum pernah dia bayangkan. Setelah selamat dari kematian, Bingwen memiliki tekad untuk menyatukan semua ajaran. Akankah semua berjalan sesuai rencananya?

Life sometimes can be unpredictable for some people. Mateo: "How can this be possible?!. I only spent one night recklessly. It wasn't supposed to be any big deal. My life of being single is finally over!". …… Mateo, a big time celebrity superstar and the little brother to Alexander Cassano. Just a while ago, he was celebrating the end of a hit movie he featured in with his co-stars, and the next second, he got carried away and got drunk in the process!. Everything was finally over, but not until a young lady claimed she was pregnant for him!. What is Mateo going to do?. He can never let his Big brother, Alexander Cassano, ever figure out about his carelessness, especially not his Mother, Deborah. But how's he going to hide this sudden pregnancy news?. And for how long?. Let's find out!. . Book 1: "Oh no! The Ruthless Mafia Is The Father Of My Kids!". This novel can be read as a standalone book!.

"I, Easton Braylle, son of Norman Braylle and future alpha of the Silver Moon Pack, hereby reject you, Catherine the Slave, to be my mate." Catherine had lost her memories due to trauma from the attack as a child and had been enslaved since the day her parents died at the mere age of 10, or so she thought. She had been bullied, mocked, and tormented after Norman's followers brought her to him forcefully just when she attempted to escape. 8 years later, she discovers who her mate is from the Silver Moon Pack. But that person rejected her after that night...tying her up and throwing her into a cage . But something happened that she least expected... Her memories came flooding back and she met two hot werewolves who both turned out to be her mates! Will she be able to resist the hottest, strongest, most dangerous Alpha alive or the incredibly handsome, super kind, and gentleman Beta of Blood Moon Pack? In the end, she only has to choose one mate to give her love. Who is it going to be??? BOOKS- Born To Be My Luna ( COMPLETED). Alpha's Cursed Luna (ONGOING). Alpha Hunter (ONGOING).

Waking up a different person from your original self to another could be tiring but waking up a celebrity tops it all. From just a drama teacher to waking up as a top actress known to be very lacking in acting and only popular because she is pretty, From trying to figure out how to live as a celebrity with your name often in the media to falling deeply in love with the Ceo of your company who somehow has invaded your personal space, making most of your thought about him. Rosa was on her way to her hometown but ended up in the body of a celebrity, now trapped in this body she has to learn to live like this body.

PERHATIAN!!! MEMUAT KONTEN DEWASA 21+ Arshia Clarikson, diusianya yang baru 19 tahun, gadis itu merupakan seorang mantan atlet drifting nasional yang berhenti dimasa kejayaannya. Berparas cantik namun keras kepala. Wanita bebas dan tidak suka diatur. Sebuah kesialan untuknya bertemu dengan Zedante Alghieri Kingston, pria berusia 35 tahun itu bagaikan titisan iblis yang benar-benar menguji kesabarannya. Namun dibalik itu semua, Shia bisa melihat dengan jelas tatapan pria itu yang menimbulkan perasaan menakutkan dalam dirinya, takut jika dia akan melewati batas yang berbahaya untuknya… Blurb : “Berapa usiamu? “35. Kenapa?” ucap Dante membuat Shia melotot “Maaf tapi aku tidak ingin mencari masalah dengan mencium pria yang hampir seusia pamanku” Balas Shia “Jadi kau keberatan mencium pria yang berusia 16 tahun lebih tau darimu little tigris..” Dante tersenyum miring. “Kau tau usiaku..” Shia bergumam “Hmm, hanya memastikan jika aku tidak terlibat dengan anak dibawah umur”

Aryan Mada Kusumo, pria tampan berusia dua puluh tujuh tahun, pewaris satu-satunya Kusumo Grup yang bergerak di dunia perhotelan sekaligus seorang model profesional. Pria yang memiliki sejuta pesona dan humble. Foya-foya dan hidup bebas adalah mottonya. Tapi bagaimana jika dia didesak menikah oleh kedua orangtuanya? Bukan hanya didesak, bahkan kedua orangtuanya sudah menjodohkannya dengan wanita yang bahkan dia tidak tahu siapa. Sementara Aryan tak suka terikat hanya pada satu wanita.Nur Callia Maharani, seorang chef wanita berusia dua puluh enam tahun. Tidak berencana menikah dalam waktu dekat ini karena ingin fokus pada pekerjaannya tanpa harus membagi pikiran dengan hal lain. Tapi bagaimana jika suatu saat, dia malah dijodohkan oleh seorang pria yang belakangan baru ia ketahui adalah pria yang dibencinya? Pria yang menjadi musuh bebuyutannya saat ia kecil.Apakah perjodohan antara wanita super serius dan pria yang terkenal tak pernah serius ini akan lancar?

Memiliki seorang suami dengan gaji tujuh juta per bulan tidak membuat Nika hidup berkucukupan sebagai seorang istri. Ia harus memutar otak untuk mencukupkan uang satu juta rupiah pemberian dari sang suami. Hingga suatu ketika, batas kesabaran Nika benar-benar telah habis. Hingga membuatnya mau tak mau memberikan pelajaran bagi sang suami. Mungkinkah tabiat suami yang begitu pelit akan berubah, atau malah sebaliknya? Ikuti terus kisahnya!

Her marriage felt like a worldly hell; unloved by her husband, openly cheated on, labeled as leveraging opportunities to join the famed Don William family conglomerate across the Western world. Her life was steeped in deceit ever since those sacred vows were uttered. Determined to retaliate against all the pain inflicted by her ex-husband, Don Austin William, Jane stepped aside for a moment. Though her conscience whispered that revenge would only consume her life. Jane was reborn as a top celebrity. She shed her name and everything from her past, starting afresh with vigor despite her frozen heart when it came to love. Initially, Jane began to let go of her resentment and disappointment. She was tired of juggling endless schedules and work. Unfortunately, Austin returned. Using her popularity, she resolved to get even with him. She aimed to make him kneel and beg for her love. She planned to discard him once Austin fell into her arms. However, bit by bit, her past unfolded. Would her revenge succeed as she desired? Or would Jane willingly throw herself back into her own personal hell?

Sebagai model kelas dunia, dunia Kimberly Feodora hancur saat fitnah kejam kepadanya dipercayai oleh para Netizen. Dalam keputusasaan, Kimberly memutuskan melompat dari pagar apartemennya dan seketika meninggal di tempat. Namun, kehidupan Kimberly tidak berakhir sampai di sana! Tuhan memberikan Kimberly kesempatan hidup lagi sebagai Nona Muda Kaya Raya yang super gemuk bernama Winter Benjamin. Sayangnya, hidup Winter ternyata penuh kemalangan walaupun dia dicintai keluarganya. Bagaimana Kimberly menjalani kehidupan keduanya ini?

It is against the law in the Gold River Pack to have a physical relationship outside of the mating bond. The morning after the Alpha Beta Ball, Hyacinth finds her life turned upside down when she wakes up in a stranger's bed. Forced from her pack she becomes a rogue. Little does she know, her ill-fated one-night-stand would lead to her being forever linked to the new young alpha--who is engaged to her step-sister Ashlynd. When a roadside rescue finds her returning to her pack after 6 years, she comes face to face the pack's new Luna, her sister Ash, and sees an opportunity to find out what really happened to her the night of the Alpha Beta Ball. With the help of her very special son, who has been gifted with powers beyond explanation, she looks for answers and justice. Who set her up that night? Why does her child have "superpowers'? And what is really happening in the small pack of Gold River?