Supernatural Funny Quotes Mga Nobela at Kwento

Lucian "And why the full moon?" He let's out a mocking smile. "Pure coincidence, don't confuse us with those stupid hounds!" Stupid hounds? I think back to the conversation we had about the wolf I saw. He made fun of me, hitting at the fact that it as a werewolf. I thought he was just joking! So as well as vampires and witches, there are also supernatural dogs? And then what, fairies, aliens, and unicorns? It's getting ridiculous!

I threw a shadow sickle at the Dark Fae, which effectively decapitated it. Was this really the time for jokes? We were literally in the middle of fighting for our lives. ‘You’re such a bore. It’s always the time for a good joke.’ He scoffed at me. I sighed, knowing that he would not give in until I followed through with this. ‘Fine. Who’s there?’ ‘Fire up.’ I tilted my head, trying to anticipate where this might be going. Knowing him, it could literally be anywhere. ‘Fire up who?’ ‘Fire up the grill because we’re in the middle of a motherfucking BBQ!’

"I bet lots of supernaturals heal quickly." "So now you're saying you're not human?" She arches an eyebrow at me. "I mean, maybe it's from the spell, the blood magic I did. It advanced my natural healing ability." "What is it you're not telling me?" she asks. As much as I want to share with her, I can't. This is my problem. My Viking ghost. "Nothing. Just feeling a little woozy from everything still. Sorry, I broke your containment circle for the zombie."

Balan wearily scratched his shiny blond hair, the red in his pupils softening to the familiar chocolate color: "Eden, I'm so worried!" Eden Noldorasga sighed, circled around the series of glass cabinets, and put his arms around his brother: “I know, Balan, I know. I'm scared too, so you can rest assured that I won't use my life to make jokes. Not even Abyss can break through your protection, right? And I'm definitely not stupid enough to use myself as an experiment." Balan hummed, pat softly the top of his head, and snorted: "If you were really smart, you would not study that damn thing."

But the paranoia was eating me alive, and Jeff was the closest thing I had to a friend on this team. I had to know. “Hey,” I said carefully, keeping my voice low. “Have you ever… I mean, this is going to sound weird, but have you ever seen anything strange? Around the team?” Jeff turned to look at me, one eyebrow raised. “Strange how?” “Like…” I struggled to find words that wouldn’t make me sound insane. “Like, I don’t know. Vampire strange?” The silence that followed was deafening. Then Jeff burst out laughing… loud and genuine, the kind of laugh that made other people turn to see what was so funny. “Vampires? Are you fucking serious right now?”

Just another day in the supernatural community. Just another day in paradise.

“Thanks for the PSA. I’ll be sure to send him a thank-you card.” Another guy, shorter but just as confident, chimed in. “Seriously though, Faith. You’re like the Mona Lisa—everyone’s trying to figure out what’s behind that mysterious smile.” “Wow, that’s original,” I replied, deadpan. “Did you G****e that, or did it just come to you in a moment of divine inspiration?” The group burst out laughing, and the first guy tried again. “Alright, how about this? Are you a magician? Because every time I see you, everyone else disappears.”

Why? I stopped thinking for a moment when another voice came through the speakers. “Fellow citizens, the devil himself is coming. Good luck to us all. Pray for us, please. I hope we’re still alive when this is over. My poor babes will lose their handsome, yummy boyfriend. He’s here! I can feel Satan’s terrifying presence!” “Papu—” “Turn that off, you idiot! You wanna die early? Boss can hear you loud and clear!” “Oh sht, right! Damn, I’m dead. Okay, okay! Until next time, folks! Keep calm and relax. Just make love, not wr. And once again—welcome to h*ll. Bye!”

His packmates didn’t let him down. “That’s awesome.” “Get a new phone before you go.” “If you’re lying and hiding out in your apartment for 3 days, you’re a bigger pussy than I think you are.” His group emailed them one last time. Darrell, stop watching ‘Supernatural.’ Dean is not a good role model for vocabulary choices. Nate, I’m a big boy. I’ll be fine. You know this. Elliot, fuck off you dickhead. I adore you, too. Leave Joan for me and it’s on.

“If I choose the job, I obviously can’t go back to my mom, though?” It took her few seconds before she sighed. “Yeah, it makes sense. Sorry, I got it from p*******t and thought it was a cool quote.” I bite my lip to stop myself from laughing. But failed miserably as she made an eye contact with me. I cracked up to the point she throws the sofa cushion right onto my face. “Shut up.” “It’s a cool quote, though.” “Fuck off.”