Supernatural Funny Quotes Novels & Stories

That’s actually cute. I nearly choke on my smile that risks slipping out of my control as my mind forces the word that is normally not part of my vocabulary out of my brain. “Reincarnation is just a silly rumor. Just like the angels. Made up by humans too scared to face nothingness,” I say annoyedly before adding in a murmur, “Lucky idiots.” “Maybe,” she counters happily. “But how lucky are the idiots who find a Beloved.”

My spiritual self hates me so much and never lets me pass any chance of taunting me. 'Oh, come on, I was just stating the facts, couldn't help, it's too harsh, could I?' her witchy laugh is all I can hear in my head, and it's annoying. I wonder how other supernaturals make peace with the spiritual beast continuously nagging inside their heads.

He laughs but shuts up. “Ok, listen, while we are on the topic of quotes, I have some funny, sarcastic ones,” he says and opens his phone to read some. “Two wrongs, don’t make a right, take your parents as an example,” I laugh. I can use it on anyone who messes with my friends. “Tell me more,” I urge him. “Even people who are good for nothing can bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs,” I chuckle.

he says, "Completely out of the realm of medicine - right, smack dab, in the magical." "Fellow werewolf here, though," I say, holding up my hand and breaking into a smile. "The supernatural isn't exactly out of the left field, but when you present it like some mysterious miracle, it sounds -" "Delusional?" Jack winces at his own foolishness, pink coloring his cheeks. "More like my creepo-meter was sounding off," I say, putting my hand on my hip and raising my eyebrow in mock sternness. He groans and places his hand above his eyes, embarrassment pouring out from every pore. "Geeze, yeah. I get that now."

I began to laugh, remembering the talk, "what's the big deal?" "What's the big deal?" Elisabeth gaped at me and I raised an eyebrow. "I just made a harmless statement," I shrugged as I turned my back to her and started walking away from her. "Sarafina, are you crazy? Quentin is the most powerful person that I know and I've never seen him looking so, so-..." She stopped, zooming past my face and stopped a few inches away from my nose, "how...how did you do that?" She asked me, her voice suddenly a whisper as she looked at me in amazement.

As some really wise person said: Laugh and the whole world laughs with you… “I didn’t mean it that way but what can I say. The quote is made that way.” Zadkiel shrugged, chuckling. Abel was still laughing at it. Zadkiel couldn’t keep his laughter inside when he saw his friend having fits of laughter. He let it out and the two best friends just laughed like they just watched Father do cartwheels while wearing a 70-year-old granny dress and his tights were too stretched that they ripped apart. “Zadkiel, I seriously don’t feel anything at all. Like I just feel sleepy. No pain.” Abel spoke after the laughter had died down and they were enjoying the comfortable silence.

He froze. "You-. can-. See-. Me-. Right? Kiikikikik." He thinks this is the end of his life that he always longed for, but still, it's pathetic if he dies due to a paranormal experience like this. As he accepted his destiny, he heard chuckles from various directions. “Pfft-haha. Hahahahaha." “Hahahaha Havi, you are funny!” “Did you catch it on camera? His face is so tense! You're nuts, dude! Ha ha ha ha!" Clement laughed so hard that he even clutched his stomach.

Supernatural creatures were myths for a reason—and a good reason at that. I leaned in, pretending to look more interested in my coffee than her. “Well, you might be right there,” I said, my voice dripping with sarcasm. “But you know, it could’ve just been an especially thirsty bear or something.” She gave me a side-eye, clearly not buying my sarcasm. "Yeah, because bears are known for draining blood," she said dryly, though there was a hint of a smile playing at the corners of her lips. I smirked at her, but then her comment reminded me of something else.

, adding, "You will die." "Hiss..." When the ones present heard this, they all gasped and became tongue-tied. "Haha!" Owen of the Celestial Gem Hall however, laughs out loud as if he had never heard such a funny joke. "Do you know? It is the funniest joke I've ever heard in my life!" "Is that so?" Lucas smiled faintly. As soon as he finished speaking, he raised a finger. powerful spiritual energy began to gather on his finger.

"Ha-Ha! Very funny!" I shouted angrily at him. I got scared for a moment since I thought its tru, but that's so stupid of me. The thoughts of Adam are making a fool out of me, the demons and shit. Now I am curious about heaven and the angels. I regained my normal breathing and scrunched my nose. "Why would you even believe a ridiculous joke?" He mocked me as he beamed, and it was irritating and adorable at the same time. "Don't you believe in the supernatural...?"