Supernatural Funny Quotes Novels & Stories

The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation, and said, "I outlived the buggers." Memorable Quotes "Scattered showers my ass!" Noah. "I have no problem with you talking to yourself as long as it doesn't turn into an argument" Woody Allen. "If at first you don't succeed try, try again. Then quit. There's no point being a damn fool about it." W.C.Fields. "The one thing that all porn stars have in common is a dread of filming the scenes that don't involve sex" Fanny Lightfoot (Porn Movie Director) "For every human problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat, and wrong." H. L. Mencken

His answer was, “Would you be able to continue pissing if you saw something like that?” I’m not really that much of a storyteller but as I said, we didn't get scared with my father's story. I really hope it still made you laugh. +++++++++++ Such scenes of beauty are really inspiring... until you realize they are truly "out of this world" and are "to die for"... Excuse the pun, dear reader. Once again, I bid you goodbye from the Supernatural Spa. This is the Diwata, your storyteller saying hope to see you again soon. Fare thee well...

I was as lost as her. “Who are ‘we’ you keep mentioning them and who is that god you all want to awaken if there is such a thing?” She asked in confusion and the male laughed as he watched Tamara’s confused face and I clenched my fists, feeling my claws dug into my palms. “We are the fed up supernaturals. We want the world to change. And mate, you are silly, of course, there are gods or did you think that there is only the moon goddess, the weakest of the weak?”

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Samuel replied and dragged Gabriel away with him They were close to the car when Gabriel spoke " that was funny " he laughed at the end. " Well I don't know what's funny . " Samuel replied and opened the car door " Well you know " he said and burst into laughter again. Samuel simply shook his head at his brother's behavior. Trust Gabriel to find fun in everything. Even a man dying would be funny to him . He glanced at Micheal who now had a lollipop in his mouth . He sighed , something that he seems to be doing more in the presence of his brothers .

I bit my lower lip. “Then I’ll make sure they hear something they won’t like either,” He casually told me, which made me chuckle. “I don’t know if you are trying to be funny or helpful,” I cupped my mouth while shaking my head. He sniggered, “I could be both because I am a superhuman being who surpassed the levels of humankind,” “Whatever you say,” I rolled my eyes and what he did made me feel so at ease that I almost forgot that I am nervous.

I snort. What a cliché quote some or other happy drunk motivational speaker concocted when he was at a loss for words. It must be the same asshole who suggested grabbing life by the horns, that winners never quit, and that everything happens for a reason. “Well, keep on dreaming, girl.” Cause that dream is not gonna happen. Luckily, that’s Axel’s shit. Not mine. I fake a smile, “Cheers!” and throw the alcohol down my throat before I bite into a piece of lemon. The sour taste causes goosebumps on my skin.

Lucky and Charm had just stepped outside from getting settled in their room, Luck grabbed Charms hand and started running automatically when she say the girls running, because everybody know you don’t ask why you’re running until after you get away. Black people already know that's a universal rule. An older lady and a man had appeared out of thin air, no smoke, no flash, no nothing, just appeared out of thin air. “Listen you can’t just pop up out of nowhere like that; that shit can get you killed around here.” Mina said, breathing hard, as they all had their hands on their knees. Once they made it back to the group, because let’s face it they hadn’t run far, yall already know so stop playin

“ He won't find you here, trust me” ‘“ how do you know that? “ “ I know we've lost our powers and all , but this is still a supernatural land, bound by an ancestral force from the past, anyone with bad intentions can't get past our bond” “ Well that's comforting, “ I smiled. She smiled back and went back to whatever she was doing. I waved at Indila and Khan and went back to the room given to me by Uriel. She sat humming a tune and braiding her hair. I took a seat beside her.

I asked in the most innocent voice I could muster. The soldier in front of me spoke over his shoulder in a hushed tone so that his superiors couldn’t hear. “We’re hunting supernaturals,” he said. “I’m sorry,” I said, meekly. “Do you mean like Superman and Batman? They’re real?” “Where are you from, girl?” the soldier laughed. He was joined by a few others who were close enough to hear. “I wasn’t trying to be funny. I just don’t understand what you mean by supernatural,” I said with a hurt tone.