Supernatural Funny Quotes Novels & Stories

“He didn’t put those supernatural abilities inside you, after all. It was probably destiny. He just happened to show up at the same time.” “You think I’m supernatural?” I chuckled. “Wow.” “You open and close portals and can shoot tiny energy balls that look and burn like fire from the palms of your hands,” my friends said with a roll of her eyes and a hint of sarcasm. “I wouldn’t say that was natural.” “So, I’m a meta-human?” I giggled.

I said with exasperation. "Alright. If you can't prove that the Moon Goddess appeared to you, I guess you can prove that you now have supernatural power," he said with a chuckle. "I can't prove that as well," I said. He roared into laughter as I fumed in anger. "Why are you laughing? Did I say anything funny?" I snapped.

She said that and I started dying on the floor, that was probably the funniest thing I've ever heard. "That is the fucking stoner spectrum!! Either you're a fucking Einstein or a fucking retard that tried to play baseball with a robot," I said, laughing through my words, causing Alex to break too, laughing and pointing out how fucked up my sense of humor is, "It's not my fault! Imagine having a fucked up humor before going through the dungeons of hell to become an arch-demon." "Tha-That's fair but still, that's fucked!" "Fuck me, that was funny," I said and the look I got from Alex scared the fuck outta me, she looked hungry but also cautious, "You good?"

"Stop making fun of me already, will you?" "Whatever makes you think I'm doing that?" "Everything! You all are! I'm not an idiot. And this prank isn't funny anymore. So quit it already." She was getting agitated now. That was better than the hysterical laughter, but only marginally. "It's not a prank, Ivy. It's the truth." Ivy shook her head, not ready to believe me. "No, it's not. Supernatural creatures exist only in shows and movies, everyone knows that. You're not going to fool me."

I countered, "I actually do think I'm senile sometimes. I have weird dreams and think of weird things; I've even met the grim reaper a few times. I think I'm way past senile, don't you think?" I heard laughter after my rant; was he laughing at me? How's the grim reaper capable of producing such a cute & gentle laugh? He was beyond rude, but blessed with cute laughter. "That's wasn't me; I don't laugh. Laughing doesn't suit my line of work. That was my scythe." "Quit reading my mind! How do I shut you out?" I paused, "Wait, your scythe can laugh?" My eyes bulged at the craziness I was experiencing. This was beyond the norm. As I was thinking of this abnormality, an orange smoke appeared.

Levi says, his lips pursing as he searches his memory for any instance that could relate. “Anything is possible in the world of supernatural beings.” Lucern says, speaking up for the first time since he entered the sitting room attached to his bedroom. “We have only seen the surface of what is possible with our lovely mate.” He flashes me a loving smile, turning my insides to jelly at the sight of his two perfect dimples. “Suck up!” Levi scoffs under his breath, a cheery smile plastered to his face. Lucern answers his comment with an eye roll, choosing not to respond to Levi’s childishness.

He replied. " That is huge, this still feels like a movie to me. These things only happen in movies." I muttered. "Movies tell real-life stories in humorous ways. Yours is to find it." He replied, " Do you need another?" He asked and I shook my head. " Are there other things that seem unreal to you in movies?" I scoffed, " Like supernaturals, vampires, werewolves, witches, elves and the rest. Total balderdash." I chuckled and stopped laughing when I saw his countenance.

"You touched her?" I stared at Stella, gripping the bloodied scalpel. "Stella, you're asking for death!" Stella raised both hands, her tone playful. "Mr. Thompson, how can you just accuse an innocent person out of nowhere? I was only offering a friendly reminder. "When people get old, their organs start failing. Who knows when they might go to sleep and never wake up? "Life is fragile." "Stella, if you lay a finger on her—

I asked quickly, my gaze darting through the shadows, trying to catch any movement. ‎River froze for half a second. ‎ ‎Then he burst out laughing out Loud and Unrestrained. ‎ ‎I blinked at him, confused. “What’s funny?” ‎ ‎“You,” he said between laughs. “You’re funny, Seraphina. ‘Blood-sucking demon’?” ‎ ‎I rolled my eyes, a small smile slipping through. “What was I supposed to call them?” ‎ ‎He smirked. “Well… they are blood suckers.” ‎

“Well, okay. Whatever.” “See, that’s why you’re my best friend, Isabelle,” I said with a sarcastic tone as I looked at her. “You see me hurt? You get all worked up, and get me help. My supposed best friend walks in, sees me hurt and what does he say? ‘Whatever’.” He laughed. “You think you’re funny?” “I think I’m hilarious.” “That’s a line from Supernatural. Come up with something original for a change.” He rolled his eyes while taking a seat a little away from us.