Supernatural Funny Quotes Novels & Stories

“Unless you come across something positively dark, my experience tells me it works every damn time.” Ted tilted his head, narrowing his eyes. “I didn’t know you’ve dealt with paranormal entities outside the Manor.” The tale of my Pennhurst adventures took up the rest of the dinner. Save the bit about the angels, that I completely omitted. They wowed and frowned at all the right moments, and made a lot of questions. They laughed heartedly when I told them about the new Skippy. “So a lot of cussing but no more scratches!” Ricky repeated, still laughing.

“What is she warning us about?” “Your connection to the magic,” he said. “It is… strengthening.” “WHOA, WHOA, WHOA,” I snapped. “Can we slow down?! I barely have a handle on being homeless! I cannot add ‘magically conductive battery person’ to my list!” “Samantha—” “No! I am not becoming some kind of supernatural extension cord!” “You are not—” “I refuse to glow in the dark!” “Samantha—” “I SWEAR, IF I LEVITATE, I’M SUING SOMEONE.”

“You’re one weird person, Izobel. We were talking about you and Ethan, and then you’re asking if I believe in supernatural stuff.” “I was only making you forget about what I said,” I curved a smile and focused on my computer screen, wanting it to stay that way, that supernatural didn’t exist. My kind doesn’t exist!

“It's all nothing Arnav ji. I swear. I'm just going for today. It's the custom of pagfera. You must know that.” “Oh!” He sighed in relief and his phone beeped. “Yes, I have heard about that. Thank God you’re okay. I thought you were having a seizure.” He rolled his eyes. “Or some supernatural power came over you. Your inner sorceress has come out.” That last comment may have crossed a line. It was a joke and he could never let me win, he always had to retaliate.

They called and enchanted me like the pied piper and his flute. "You have something really different about you," I blurted out. I immediately regretted what I had said and internally smacked my forehead. "Should I take that as a compliment?" He let out a chuckle and smirked. "Absolutely, I'm sorry if that sounded weird. There's just something different about your aura," what if he was a Supernatural being?

"Hey, you evil spirit in my friend's body. Out. This instant. In the name of all that is holy, leave!" "It's not funny, Juniper." But I couldn't help the small smile that tugged at my lips. "Come on, it's a little funny." She opened one eye and peeked at me. "Maybe you're like those people in movies who get hit on the head and suddenly become geniuses." "Nobody hit me on the head." "Maybe you hit yourself and forgot about it. You know, because of the head hitting." I groaned and put my head in my hands. "I'm being serious. I'm scared, Juni. What if it happens again? What if next time I mess up and kill someone?"

I’m not a big fan of horror, but at least he’s talking to me. Me:What are your favorites, apart from Alien? Tim:Oh, The Exorcist, The Shining, Saw, that kind of thing. You? Eesh. Me:I enjoyed The Thing. Tim:Yeah that was okay. Me:You gotta be fuckin’ kidding me! Tim:LOL why? Argh… Me:No, it’s a quote from the movie. Tim:Oh right, LOL. Me:Sorry. I feel like an idiot now. Tim:No, it’s cool. You sound fun.

I’m used to Jonathan’s crazy inventions, but that’s different from all this. I am not used to the idea of there being werewolves and vampires. If they are real, what the fuck else is? Fairies? Leprechauns? Genies? Legit, how much of Supernatural is real? Are there hunters out there like Sam and Dean? Is there a God? If he’s anything like Chuck, it would explain why the world is fucked.

I don't know. "Here is one of the missing gifts." I think, perhaps, if you had this, you'd come to realize that the supernatural, as scary as it can be, isn't that bad. "I know it is either kill or be killed, but then there are moments that are good," he is still saying when I chime in, questioning. "Like, the moments you do spend with your brothers?" And by that, I mean Hillary and the rest. He nods in return, and I scoff. Now, that does make sense to me.

Clara drank the water and said “Thank You, Ethan. Why do you ask such a question?” Ethan replied calmly "I was reading a novel where the male protagonist is a supernatural creature so I wondered if it happens in reality too.” Clara laughed and said “Don’t be silly Ethan. It’s just fiction. No such thing exists apart from human here." Clara got worried about Ethan’s question. She knew she has to tell Ethan his truth on his 17th birthday but she still hasn’t figured out how to explain it to Ethan. To know Ethan’s view she asked him “What do you think of supernatural creatures?”. Ethan looked at her Mom and said “I think it is pretty cool. Superpowers are something we all need. If I had superpo