Infant Paintings
I was too young to notice Grandma bleeding from between her legs.
Ten years had since passed. Grandma continued selling her ugly baby paintings through the decade. Even if she increased the price by tenfold, many still lined up for her service.
However, she recently started to look for an apprentice, saying that she wanted to pass on her skills now that she was getting old.
I volunteered, "Grandma, I could learn painting from you!"
"No way!" Grandma adamantly refused to teach me her baby-painting skills, even though I was already an adult.