Teenage Humor Quotes Novels & Stories

Did he text me again? He has quite some balls to use his phone even when he sits in the front row. I can wait till the end of the class, but I am eager to see what he has to say. Yesterday I couldn’t suppress my laughter after reading his stupid chemistry joke. Got called out by my teacher and everybody stared at me. Jacob: ‘I acknowledged the electron particle, but he didn’t even wave.’ His jokes are lame, but they still make me laugh. Jacob: ‘Sorry..’

Their laughter reminded me of my old school, the bully, the pranks, the same pattern of laughter, I felt like I was back at Beverly hills and my life was in shambles again. "Jessica!." "Jessica!." More and Ever came to both sides of me gasping in concern. "Who did this to her?" One of them barked turning to the crowd. She was met with another uproar of laughter and no answer. "It's just tomato juice" More said taking my shaky hand, "let's get out of this place." Tomato juice!?. A low budget prank!. More, helped me up, and lead me away from the hall. We were followed by sounds of laughter which kept ringing in my ear.

he burst out laughing into another set of explosive laughs. This crazy boy. Gah ! However, his laughs were infectious and no sooner, in a cafe crowded with dozens of people, two silly teenagers were crying their asses off as they laughed like crazy, rolling on the floor. Guess today could be officially declared as ‘Crazy Day’. That was a hell lot of craziness that we saw today. T’was totally Craziness Overloaded. “Oh God ! I - can’t - breathe,” I panted out breathlessly in between my peals of laughter.

He spoke so softly as if he would hurt the words if he let them out without any tenderness. “How do you always know what to say at what time? Gosh, now I understand why you call me a teenager. Because I do be acting like one all the time with my dumb replies and dick erect.” I chuckled. He laughed so contagiously on it that it made me smile along with him. “You’re too mature for your age.” I complimented again without lying because I know that at the age of 25 most people don’t even know what they are doing but Ryan had his life sorted and he thought a lot deeper than I ever could.

It's nice being somewhere where nobody knows you and where people don't point fingers in your direction or cause rumors about you- somewhere where I can finally, finally breath and be free, never asking for permission to live life. “That was. . . fucking hilarious! Oh god! I watched for a whole three minutes!” He burst out. I fold my arms and roll my eyes, smiling at his laughter and then I playfully shove at his shoulder, expecting this reaction from him. “It wasn't that funny, relax.” “You know it was more than funny!” He starts laughing again, clutching his stomach. “And also when he tried reaching for you over the bar!” He adds afterwards, laughing harder. I slap hard at his back as he h

I shook my head and went to sit across Audrey. She was laughing at the quotes on the wall. “These are hilarious,” she said, reading one aloud: ‘I don’t need you to brag about me, I just don’t want you to deny me in front of people. – FART!’ Her laughter burst out, filling the café. I just stared, completely captivated. Every laugh, every sparkle in her eyes, it was contagious. “Here’s another one!” she giggled. ‘What a life! Eggs every single day… eggs, eggs, eggs… Do you know who said that?’ Her eyes gleamed mischievously.

But my smile cracked before I could say anything. “HE DID!” they all shouted. “Okay, okay!” I laughed. “Yes, he did. He said… I looked like the reason stars exist.” Leah grabbed a pillow and screamed into it. “Ugh, stop, I’m melting!” Mum nudged me. “I like him more every time you quote him.” Rachel sighed. “i just remembered when high school boys just called me cool back then and they follow me all round. We all laughed, then I shoved them gently. “Alright, out! I need to shower. And please—no group chat screenshots of me squealing.”

"Squeaky-clean to you. Sodom and Gomorrah to others." "Up top." He held up his hand for a high five. "Look at you, able to make jokes and using your words. Shouldn't we be celebrating your using full sentences, and it's not just a Linc fluke? And please don't cry because I said his name again." "I'm seventeen. May as well tattoo it on his forehead," I whispered in a hostile tone. "He doesn't seem to be the type to forget," Zane said helpfully. "Oh, he didn't."

I nodded vigorously, prompting the welled up tears to fall. Dad gave a watery laugh. "Yeah?" "Yeah." "Cool beans," Dad said, giving me a thumbs up. I facepalmed, my shoulders shaking with laughter. "Please, never ever say that again." Dad had the guts to look confused. "Isn't that what you teenagers say?" I fixed him a blank stare. "Yeah, if you're in 1996." "Ohhh." He looked thoughtful. "That's woke." My eyes widened. "Okay, leave my room now. Thanks for coming."

he burst out laughing into another set of explosive laughs. This crazy boy. Gah ! However, his laughs were infectious and no sooner, in a cafe crowded with dozens of people, two silly teenagers were crying their asses off as they laughed like crazy, rolling on the floor. Guess today could be officially declared as ‘Crazy Day’. That was a hell lot of craziness that we saw today. T’was totally Craziness Overloaded. “Oh God ! I - can’t - breathe,” I panted out breathlessly in between my peals of laughter.