Teenage Funny Quotes Novels & Stories

I picked up the bottle of soda. "You seem like you want to burn a hole through her ass," he quipped. I had taken a sip when I spat the liquid as a high pitched laughter escaped my lips. I quickly picked up the napkins and dabbed my lips. I looked up and saw Quinn shake his head with an amused smile. "You're really something," he said. "You're one to talk," I retorted.

Because this isn’t funny. “Okay, but—wait. This is teen pregnancy, right? This is literally the definition of teen pregnancy. I’m eighteen! Well I’ll be nineteen soon. I throw my head back and groan so loud I’m shocked no one knocks on the stall door to ask if I’m okay. “I am so not okay.”

I said laughing "Ooh damn you should think about quitting," He said shaking his head "Yeah I should but you see without me they wouldn't last long," I said giving him an innocent smile "Ooh is that so," he said walking to me and started to tickle me. "Okay-okay st-sto-stop" I said while laughing and trying to catch my breath "Nope not until you tell me who is the coolest person ever" "I'm the coolest person ever," I said tough laughing "Stop okay- okay your the coolest," I said giving up

"AhHhH, BiG BrOtHeR. YoU ShOuLd HaVe NoT rUnAwAy." "HoNeStLy, Vicky Is SoRrY fOr HuRtIng YoU..." "HAHAHAHAHA!!!" "JuSt KiDdInG, I WoUlD'vE EaTeN YoU AfTeR I wAs BoRn In ThE AbYsS." "GYAHAHAHAH!!!"

Tina, a junior that I’d known to get around, chimed in. “Shouldn’t you be sucking someone’s dick right now?” I snapped back at her. “Too bad you can’t Photoshop your ugly personality, Lucy.” Alyssa laughed. “Where’d you get that one, some internet meme?” I responded. “Goddess, even my little brothers can come up with more creative insults than that one.” Alyssa glared at me, scrunching her face. I laughed at how ridiculous she looked and said, “Don’t do that or your face will get stuck like that. On second thought, it’s a huge improvement over how you normally look so maybe you should.” I grabbed a hard seltzer out of a bucket of ice and took Jasmine’s arm to take her out of the kitchen.

I must look ridiculous with my jaw hanging. "What did you think I was doing hanging around a boarding school with a bunch of hormonal teenagers" "I don't know Michael! Getting an education like everyone else!" The man actually laughs. A full belly laughter. "Sorry to pop your bubbles princess" ***

“You’re like a sister to me. So, fuck it. Any other girl? Hell no.” I couldn’t help but laugh, the absurdity hitting me full force. “You know what? You’re hilarious, Nelly. I remember when you were still so dry, making those lame jokes about ‘six seven’ and cracking up when no one else found it funny. Good old days.” “Huh? My jokes were actually funny, girl.” She poked my side playfully, feigning offense. “Your humor—and everyone else’s—was definitely broken.” “Yeah, sure,” I dragged out, giggling. “Six-seven,” I teased again, mimicking her old deadpan delivery.

Well, your pathetic self zone's out like this normally or i have the special honours? "I-I wasn't zon-zoning out." "And they say i make people uncomfortable." "You know i actually like you around, you keep my mood up." "T-Thank you." "Your weird personality is actually amusing." "You know when someone needs a thing to laugh about, you are that thing" "W-Why do you have to be so h-harsh to me always? I-I'm older t-than you." "So? Should i give you medal for that?" "I mean not to offend you but look at yourself, how can someone call you a 20 year old. You look like a fucking elementary school boy, getting happy over small things and getting scared by loud voices."

Heat floods my cheeks. "What's wrong?" Vincent asks, his eyes narrowing slightly. "Nothing!" I say too quickly, then blurt out the first thing that comes to mind. "I was just thinking that turtlenecks make people look like fancy thumbs." There's a beat of silence. Then Vincent laughs, a genuine laugh that transforms his entire face, making him look younger and less dangerous. "Fancy thumbs?" I want to die. "I didn't—that was stupid, I don't know why I—"

he burst out laughing into another set of explosive laughs. This crazy boy. Gah ! However, his laughs were infectious and no sooner, in a cafe crowded with dozens of people, two silly teenagers were crying their asses off as they laughed like crazy, rolling on the floor. Guess today could be officially declared as ‘Crazy Day’. That was a hell lot of craziness that we saw today. T’was totally Craziness Overloaded. “Oh God ! I - can’t - breathe,” I panted out breathlessly in between my peals of laughter.