Teenage Humor Quotes Mga Nobela at Kwento

, Sacha added, and we all laughed. "Let's go munch on fries and enough calories to take us to heaven", I said, lightheartedly, trying to clear the gloom, earning glares for my bland joke "Ain't nobody want to die", Kane quipped, as we made our way down to the locker room. "Whatever", I jibed.

He shrugs. “Yes, we are human. We make mistakes and we have fights over stupid stuff like leaving the toilet seat up,” I add. “Yes, I wish you’d stop doing that, Babe.” Jayden grins that grin. Everyone laughs at his joke, and I thump him on the arm in jest.

He blurted out like it was the most obvious thing. I gave a sardonic laugh, "I think you're forgetting who you're talking too." He face palmed and put a pringle in his mouth, "You're the weirdest teenager I know." "That's besides the point, blockhead, my social battery can't relate." I said to him as I popped open my soda. "Then get a new battery, Marie, socializing would do you good like for instance..." "You can find a boyfriend... Blah blah blah," I cut him off and mused.

Well, your pathetic self zone's out like this normally or i have the special honours? "I-I wasn't zon-zoning out." "And they say i make people uncomfortable." "You know i actually like you around, you keep my mood up." "T-Thank you." "Your weird personality is actually amusing." "You know when someone needs a thing to laugh about, you are that thing" "W-Why do you have to be so h-harsh to me always? I-I'm older t-than you." "So? Should i give you medal for that?" "I mean not to offend you but look at yourself, how can someone call you a 20 year old. You look like a fucking elementary school boy, getting happy over small things and getting scared by loud voices."

“You almost cried over food.” “Because this is heaven.” We both laughed again. For a while we just sat there talking about old memories while we ate. High school drama, teachers we hated… everything we could remember. “You know…” I sniffed, wiping my running nose“Remember when you failed your chemistry test because you wrote your nickname instead of your real name?” I burst into laughter. “You promised never to mention that again,” he groaned. I laughed so hard my stomach hurt. “You should’ve seen your face when the teacher shouted ‘Who is Harry Potter?’”

I said to him. “Is that all you have to say?” He shot me a nasty glare. “Yeah… Unless you want some quotes added to it. Leave me alone thou son of Jezebel for I do not have thy time” My lame attempt at a joke seemed to calm him down a bit. “Dude this isn’t funny” He growled. “Hahahaha…what is the color of my teeth?” “Excuse me?” “Exactly my point. Since you didn’t see me shining my teeth, that is to tell you that I wasn’t laughing” I stared at him.

I burst out laughing so hard I nearly choked on my soda. Jenna looks deeply unimpressed. “Yeah, real fucking funny,” she mutters, side-eyeing both of us. “Keep laughing, you bunch of soggy mofos. I’ll remember this when you two need someone to body a man for you in public and I’m too busy teaching spin hooks to felons named Big Maria.” Dawn snorts into her drink. “You’d thrive in there, don’t lie.” “Shut up,” Jenna says, but she’s already smiling.

The people who looked at his contagious laugh also began to smile. ~Hahahah "Oh, my god! Hilarious… that was freaking hilarious. ~Huff ~Huff… "my sides hurt so much... I might just die!" ~Tch "Stop laughing!" Kiara spewed slurs, "What the hell is so funny you fucking cockalorum?" ~Hahahaha "Just look at your face." Akash kept laughing at her face, "I never thought I'd see this day in my life. The first time you asked someone out and got shot down like a tool… you must be so embarrassed… Hahaha!"