Stupid Funny Quotes Novels & Stories

He makes a face, as if he doesn't understand why I said that. "I've told you before, I don't want it to happen. It's gonna be awkward, and scary. Scary because I'm gonna lose my best friend over something so trivial. So what if I have bad first time? Most people have it and they're just fine. They live just fine, move on with other guys, so yeah, you're stupid." He nods once signalling he gets the message but then smiles. He fucking smiles when I called him stupid again. See, he really IS stupid.

I studied this particular topic and I know the answer but I couldn’t remember anything. Just like I didn’t remember to hand over my assignment, or that I had had a test on Tuesday, or where I had put my dorm keys when they were on my desk. Just forgetting small random things. “Stupid bitch doesn’t even know the answer” I heard Suzie whisper, loud enough so only I hear. This was a few minutes after I still couldn’t remember even after Mr. Robinson gave me hints. “Babe, don’t make fun of the mentally challenged” I heard Liam tell her right before they started to silently laugh.

As some really wise person said: Laugh and the whole world laughs with you… “I didn’t mean it that way but what can I say. The quote is made that way.” Zadkiel shrugged, chuckling. Abel was still laughing at it. Zadkiel couldn’t keep his laughter inside when he saw his friend having fits of laughter. He let it out and the two best friends just laughed like they just watched Father do cartwheels while wearing a 70-year-old granny dress and his tights were too stretched that they ripped apart. “Zadkiel, I seriously don’t feel anything at all. Like I just feel sleepy. No pain.” Abel spoke after the laughter had died down and they were enjoying the comfortable silence.

You're also a mess talking to hubby. "Why does it seem like it's my fault, you're the one to explain?" "I'm not stupid to explain, you're just STUPID!" He said with emphasis. "You are STUPID!" I shouted and emphasized the word stupid, who is he to call me stupid huh?! "You're more STUPID!" Well, you want something like that huh, you thought I didn't know anything about that Ken, you're wrong because when it comes to that I'm good. "You mother f*cker!"

To shout and let out his frustrations but he remembered that could not: Real men do not cry. Ron Diego personally thought that saying, stupid.

Li Xian smacked himself in the head as he snarled furiously. “Am I the stupid one or my grandson who is a total idiot?” "Really , what if I'm stupid, grandpa?" Zhou asked innocently. Li Xian looked at Zhou Fu in despair, “ If you were an idiot, Grandpa would surely be very sad.” "Sad?" "Yeah, sad!" "What is the meaning of 'sad'?" Li Xian was wide-eyed. He shook his head and again realized that his grandson was indeed very stupid and innocent. “It's sad… How should I explain it… Sad is, when you feel uncomfortable with the news or something you just found out.”

“I hope you said your last prayer, because we'll be granting those prayers for you.” “Before you kill me, at least hear what my prayers were.” They exchanged glances. “That Rick should kill you two and leave nothing left to remember of your existence.” They bursted out laughing, staring at themselves and then at me. “You're stupid, you know that right?” “I know. And trust me, being stupid is just the best. And do you know why?” “Why?” “Because I just bought myself some time.” I smirked evilly at them.

my friends echoed, raising their drinks. "FUCK THAT BLONDE MOTHERFUCKER!" We were all screaming now, laughing so hard we could barely stand. A few people around us were staring, but I didn't care. I was drunk and angry and finally saying everything I'd been holding in all week. "He's SO—" I gestured wildly. "He's so STUPID!" "The STUPIDEST!" Octavia agreed. "And HOT!" I added. "Which makes it WORSE!" More laughter. More drinks. More dancing.

I said smiling so hard I saw them visually cringe. “Yes, I'd like some ice in my drink Jack frost” the chubbiest one said pointing to my hair and snorting like the darn pig he was. “yeah if Jack frost was a stupid, poor girl" that caused an uproar amongst them and they laughed even harder. And I then lost it.

eat? "Then, the big fish said, 'I... like... to... eat... small... fish... that... talks... slowly.' "After that, the small fish said, 'Oh, no!'" Nobody made a sound after Stella told the joke. Stella also thought that it was kind of a bad joke. So, she coughed and said, "Is it not funny?" Vermont showed his support. "No, it's hilarious." However, Keegan said sarcastically, "Do you mean ridiculous?"