Hilarious Teenage Quotes Novels & Stories

These are the transfer records for every single tag! "These are the design schematics for enlarged tags, made so passersby could see them clearly!" The evidence was undeniable, ironclad. The wind of the live stream shifted. The IDs that had been hurling abuse just moments ago froze, as if slapped across the face. [Oh my God… what did I just say?] [I deserve a slap in the face! I actually called her a freebie fiend!] [That isn't a price tag—it's a lifeline!] [I'm so sorry! I'll delete my comments immediately.]

I just turned into a teenager for fuck’s sake ! Argh. Everything was so infuriating !

“Yeah, but you know how my dad seems sweet. I would much rather have the ugly be upfront versus hidden behind a paper-thin smile.” “I get what you mean. It’s better to dance with the devil than to dance with an angel with devil horns.” “You say the weirdest things.” “Ha, ha yeah I do but its true. Its basically saying everything that glitters isn’t gold.” “Who wants gold anyway? Glitter is much better. You get it everywhere and it stays.” “Girl, you’re crazy. But look.” She pulled up a picture on her phone and showed her best friend. “This is Jason. He’s fifteen and he goes to the high school.”

The righteous person to walk on earth* *Topaz: I blackmailed everyone including him if they open their mouth then I will harass them for an entire week by my vulgar jokes (Smirking Emoji)* *Lily: And I will join her (Laughing Emoji)* *Topaz: Double trouble (Two laughing Emojis)* Elena chuckled knowing how gross their jokes can be and how they always make guys uncomfortable with those nasty jokes proudly! She turned behind to look at Lily who was already laughing and winked at Elena. On the other hand, the teenage girl sitting next to Lily was peeking in her cell phone with suppressing a smile knowing they must be planning something outstanding.

Life’s so unfair, man. “What does a spoon matter when we’re literally stuck in the middle of the woods with invisible monsters, shady, bad men and whatever else creeps around here? Can you please, for once, use your brain and kick some sense in the gear?” He whisper-hisses, so red in the face, he reminds me of a tomato. “You could join a casting for vegetable commercials looking like this,” I remark and laugh at the brilliant joke my brain just reacted. Shit, am I not the funniest guy out there? Look at me - sense of humor, looks, body and an impressive spoon collection, I have it all, damn it. No wonder my little vixen couldn’t deny me.

"Y-you too." I heard some chuckles and my smile widened. "And that, kids, is how you make your lady speechless." I looked at all the teenagers that surrounded us and gave them a wink. "I hope my mate didn't cause too much trouble?" I joked. "Nope. Only enough." A girl winked at Ava.

She said. "I understand honey! You know being 16 is crazy, and being 18 and 21, no one should ever miss that feeling of being that age. It's amazingly wonderful and you get to be 16 once! You miss it you lose! So I comprehend that more than anything. They say "YOLO"! They both laughed whilst starring at each other. "Dady aren't you a bit old for that though...like the "YOLO" thing "? She asked. "No Me!? I'm as sexy as fuck! I'm Zayn Malik swiry"! They both laughed at that. 😂

He blurted out like it was the most obvious thing. I gave a sardonic laugh, "I think you're forgetting who you're talking too." He face palmed and put a pringle in his mouth, "You're the weirdest teenager I know." "That's besides the point, blockhead, my social battery can't relate." I said to him as I popped open my soda. "Then get a new battery, Marie, socializing would do you good like for instance..." "You can find a boyfriend... Blah blah blah," I cut him off and mused.

he quoted. “The what?!” He burst into laughter again, “You didn’t know?” “Woah! That’s so rude of them to call me that” I gaped at the thought. “Hey, stop laughing! I’m gonna take back the friendship handshake if you laugh anymore” I threatened. He sat straight immediately clearing his throat. “Sorry, it’s not my fault you quote too much”. “But schmuck?” I placed a finger under my chin squinting. “That’s so rude. Who even came up with that?”

I was fighting back the laugh that was bubbling up inside and I just couldn't contain it any longer as I too, burst into laughter. "You're the most childish teenage boy I've ever met," I commented as tears began rolling down my face.