Teks Stand Up Comedy Lucu Bikin Ngakak

Simula nang mag-transfer sa unibersidad na pinapasukan ni Max si Ridge ay wala ng ginawa ang lalaki sa bawat araw na nagdaan kung hindi buwisitin ang araw nya. Hindi naman nya alam what Ridge can get from doing it so. Satisfaction? Happiness? Nah. Imposible. Malamang, napasobra lang ang nalanghap na usok ng katol ang lalaki kaya't sya ang napagdiskitahan. Ngunit nang lumipas ang ilang araw, her enemy's action and act gets destructive, weirder and seductive. Kaya't naging mariin ang pagpapaalala nya sa sarili na kaaway nya ang binata, that he's an enemy.

Isang bagay na lang ang gustong tuparin ni Shiela De Guzman sa buhay magmula nang mangyari ang insidenteng nagdulot sa kaniya ng sobrang pighati at nagpabago sa buhay na pinapangarap niya. Hustisya. Iyon lang naman ang gusto niyang makuha para sa mga magulang na walang awang pinatay. Ginawa niya ang lahat matupad lang ang mithiing maging isang pulis para ikulong ang mga pumatay sa kaniyang magulang. Sa paghahanap sa mga taong pumatay sa mga magulang ay natuklasan niya rin ang dahilan sa likod ng pagpatay sa mga ito at ang nakatagong lihim sa kaniyang pagkatao. Ang dating mabuting intensiyon na paghihiganti ay napalitan ng poot at karahasan. SHIELA DE GUZMAN! ELA RICARPIO! RAVEN CRUZ! DIVINE MABISCO! Iisang tao, apat na pagkakakilanlan. Sino nga ba siya at ano nga bang totoo sa tunay niyang pagkatao?

She was broke, buried in debt, and desperate to survive. To him, money was the least of his worries. What happens when an Omega and an Extreme Alpha mafia collide in a one-night stand triggered by the goddess? Debts are created, paths intertwine, and the ruthless Alpha who demanded 'compensation' doesn’t just want repayment—he wants her.

Adeline Monteiro, An humble, Smart, Beautiful yet extremely broke lady. Living in a worn-out crabby-looking one-bedroom apartment in Manhattan and on the verge of being kicked out, Fed up and tired of her life, She goes to a club and drink her sorrow away. She ends up having too much to drink as she spends the night with The one and only Alexander McGuire. Imagine her surprise when she finds out that her one-night stand is her boss? The President of the Ashford group of companies Is she fucked? No, she’s doomed! Alexander wants Adeline by all means and he won’t be giving up so easily.

Mature Content! When Eva is kidnapped by Newyorks’s biggest drug lord and billionaire. She isn't prepared for the love drama, betrayal and love-hate situation that will come by being fancied, by a dangerous yet smokingly hot Eric Palmer, a man who walks hand-in-hand with death! ~~~ Eva Greenfield is an orphan, who dreams of loving a simple life, but fate has other plans when she gets the undying affection of a dangerous Mafia man, Eric Palmer. Eric Palmer is a man who doesn't believe in love, after getting his heart broken by the woman he loves. With the belief that all girls were out to get him because of his money,all that changed when he met Eva. At first it was nothing but a slight affection, but she, the result of a one night stand between the both, produces a result that ties Eva to him. What will come of a love that is one sided? With a love triangle formed between Eva, Eric and his brother who has taken a liking to Eva. Would that make Eric step up to a better father to his unborn child? Lastly, will Eric be able to let go of the hate in his heart and learn to love Eva? Who would Eva choose between both brothers to live the life she wants? Let's read to find out!

Axel Ammen has a one night stand with an alpha in heat, and 5 years later, he's visited in his bakery by the same Alpha, who happens to be part of a Mafia gang. But he comes with an offer that Axel isn't entirely sure she can resist.

On the day that was supposed to be their wedding day , Melissa caught her fiancée having sex with her best friend just an hour before the ceremony started .Her fiancée wasn’t moved but Instead he called off the wedding . Heartbroken by the turn of the event , she swore to make the couples pay , she went to the club that night to drink out her sorrows , but on a turn of events she had a one night stand with her ex father Two months later , the man showed up at her house with the marriage agreement and without hesitation , she signed it . Since he could betray her , she is going to be his step mother .

Vinca's life had turned into a nightmare. She was in utter pain, not remembering where she was or what had happened to her as her mind was blank and shrouded in darkness. Instincts told her that she needed to fight for her life. To survive and remember was her immediate goal. With time, she came to the realization that somebody wanted her dead and forgotten. Frost, also known as the Ice King, is as cold and aloof as his name suggests. An unrelenting man in his 30s, his life changes completely when he rescues a damsel in distress who slowly thaws his heart, turning him into a possessive lover on the road to seek revenge for his Sweet Pink. Love, mistrust and bittersweet revenge are intertwined in this romantic story of two broken hearts that are destined to stand the test of time as they wrap themselves in a healing process, but will they have their happily ever after?

Seventeen-year-old Jordi Adkins' life became both liberating and nightmarish right after he came out of the closet. While enjoying the perks of freedom, he's also being followed by the nightmare in the form of the notorious bad boy Xavier Rockwell. When Jordi finally gathered enough courage to stand up for himself, he got beaten up. Things became clear: Xavier won't stop making Jordi's life difficult, and he has to live with it for the rest of his high school life. Jordi decides to attend a house party and drink his hatred and frustration out. When Jordi wakes up the following morning, he realizes that he just woke up to the craziest plot twist of his life. He wakes up in bed only to find a naked Xavier cuddled right beside him.

When I take a step to go out of the room, she started to remove her saree. Wow! She is my wife and its no wrong in seeing her. My heart and mind were fighting with each other and as I am not a very good boy, I wanted to see what is she hiding behind that saree! Yeah, you can call me pervert. But hey she is my wife and she is the most sexy girl I have ever noticed. Rishi, a billionaire who is ready to tie knots to the love of his life. He falls in love with his newly wed wife but fails to unveil it and to top it all, his lost love gets back to him. Danya, a regular girl next door of 21yrs came to the same wedding to see her to be groom. She is a very playful girl who has a secret crush on her now husband! It's a story of a girl who falls for a man whom she knew from far past. But the man never recognizes her. Even then he falls for her charms. Let's see if Danya's innocence and playfulness gets wiped out by Rishi's arrogance or her pure heart wins Rishi's stupidity. It's a happy story where Rishi and Danya find love after their wedding with some comedy, romance and a lil drama.