Dylan's Dad
Meanwhile, I had an easy time giving birth to triplets on a sunny morning—to no surprise, they were all boys, healthy and strong just like John.
"Thank you, darling!"
John couldn't stop beaming in happiness, and quickly opened bank accounts for each baby where he deposited a few hundred million.
He did not stop there either, as he put together a grand banquet where rich and famous figures across the world were invited, to announce to the world his joy.
And in some far flung foreign country, Dylan just gave Lily a beating and was smoking on the couch to stave off his frustration.
The news was on, and he was watching a news report about the triplets.